CHICAGO - (Spoof News) - The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper reports that the Chicago City Council is extremely upset at the fact that Chicago residents and even some tourists have taken to urinating in Lake Michigan. Councilwoman Tiddly Jo Fruckster…
DUCK PECKER, Michigan - (Science and Technology Satire) - Watchdog Now News reports that an extremely powerful lightning bolt struck Lake Crankshaft, and it immediately caught on fire. A local resident asked how in the world a lake can catch on fi…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - To those who STILL insist that there is no such thing as Global Warming (that's you Donald J. Trumptard), look no further than Lake Michigan. The Windy City's Channel 99 weather meteorologist Craig "Heat Wave" Shinsy, has…
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - (Satire News) - Kalamazoo's Channel 77 weather wizard, has stated that a 6.9 earthquake has hit the Lake Michigan area. The devastating earthquake hit with such intensity that lots of nesting birds had all of their feathers b…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – US meteorologists from Maine to Oregon are puzzled-as-hell at the discovery of a volcano that has suddenly formed overnight in Lake Michigan. The Alpha Beta News Agency was the first news outlet to report on the volcano,…
MUSKEGON, Michigan – (Satire News) – A fisherman has just discovered what is believed to be the last existing Nipple Fish in existence. Andrew “Fishy” Attapooni, 47, caught the fish which is believed to be 7-million-years-old. He said he was us…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Environmental scientists have released a report stating that, due to climate change, Lake Michigan could be totally bone dry by 2028. The experts said that when that happens, the city of Chicago is going to find itself up…
WASILLA, Alaska - The Undisputed Queen of The Geographical Boo-Boo's, Sarah Palin has struck again. This time "Snowflake" Palin told a reporter for American Spotlight Magazine that the Lower 48 states Winter has definitely been a harsh one. She...
DETROIT - The consumer advocate group known as We Got Your Back has just issued a very important safety message. Consumer advocate Hannibal Linoleum wants all residents of the Great Lakes area to refrain from eating fish that was frozen in Lake Mi...
SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - The Illinois Senate is getting ready to vote on one of the most talked about bills in recent history. Senator Hayley Martha Tuckerbucker [D-Kankakee] has informed the media that a vote has been scheduled to take place on Mo...
CHICAGO - Lately it seems that once the National Anthem ends at Wrigley Field, home of the Cubs and Comiskey Park, home of the White Sox, it is all downhill from there. Die-hard fans are furious with both the Cubbies and the Sox due to the fact th...
SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - A few weeks ago Bill Gates, 57, visited the town of Sheboygan which is situated on Lake Michigan. Gates traveled to the Wisconsin city to see about purchasing the famous lake which is one of the five famous Great Lakes. T...
Chicago's Shedd Aquarium, known for its accuracy in depicting the variety of aquatic life in and around the Great Lakes, will upgrade all fresh water exhibits to feature only Asian Carp. Regretting its former stance in a white paper published in...
"It's in excellent condition!" - Divers emerged from the cold waters of Lake Michigan to inform the crew that a great wooden ship that was supposed to have gone down in the area has been found. "It's remarkable considering the time that has passed...
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