Before their summer break, a major piece of legislation was passed by both houses of congress with bi-partisan support and was signed by the President before he embarked on his 6 week vacation. The historical new law removes Labor Day from the list o...
Waffle, NC - As a nod to one of President Obama's most notable achievements,the Obama Administration's decision to change Labor day to Labrador Retriever day, the Democratic National Convention, which starts on Labrador Retriever Day, will begin with...
CHICAGO: On July 30, 1975, Teamster president Jimmy Hoffa disappeared from the face of the earth. Until yesterday his disappearance remained a mystery. Although he had many enemies who had reason to kill him, Chicago police and the FBI were unable...
HARFOLD, Vermont--The Center for Labor Statistics, a local think tank of three guys with high school degrees, sat down at Ms. Harfold Diner on all-the-fish-you-can-eat Friday for a discussion of the current unemployment rate as Labor Day roles around...
Labor Day is now the most hated holiday of all in America. Unemployment is at an all-time high. Salaries are the lowest they've been since the early '70's inflation-wise, and most people hate their bosses, most of who make upwards of 600% more than t...
WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Hussein Obama announced today that he would be visiting all 975 US workers to thank them personally for their hard work. The 47-state tour will begin Monday (Labor Day) and will take approximately six days to comp...
To be performed by a San Francisco staging design team. Move My Hump What you gonna with all that junk? All that junk inside your house? "I'mon make, make you clean it out. Clean it out. Clean it out." What you gonna do with all that cash? All that cash inside your purse? "I'mon make, make, make you work. Make you work. Make you work. "And have you move my hump. My hump, m...
LETTER TO THE EDITOR Dear Editor, I personally believe America has gone way too far in recognizing the customs and holidays of other countries. First of all, they have something called Sand Veil and Tyin' Day, which I guess is called that because of all those people that either get engaged or married on it. Good heavens, people go crazy, buying all kinds of flowers, candy and jewelry. Th...
Labrador, Canada - A combination of fewer laborers and a sudden rise in the number of Labrador Retrievers has prompted the Obama Administration to change Labor day to Labrador Retriever day. "The exceptionally affable, gentle, intelligent, energet...
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