Buckroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review has just broken the story that the L.A. Galaxy have just signed a 14-year-old soccer phenomenon from La Brea, California. The kid is Stiletto de La Salsa, who lives with his parents, six brothers and six sis…
In a jaw-dropping move, Los Angeles Galaxy's rising star, Gino Vivi Quesada, has left fans opened mouthed as he secures a contract with none other than the illustrious Manchester United football team in the UK. Fifi Tripoli, the astute reporter fr…
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti covered the soccer game between the Galaxy of L.A and the Red Devils of Manchester. She said that right away the team from Cali scored a goal after the Man U goalie tripped on his…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – The Los Angeles Galaxy gave two Haitian soccer players a walk-on try-out and the two really impressed Galaxy Coach Greg Vanney, as well as the Galaxy owners known collectively as the Anschutz Entertainment Group. Th…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – After two years of negotiations, it is now official that the Los Angeles Galaxy will travel to London to play the Manchester United Red Devils in Wembley Stadium in August. Zorro La Bamba, reporter with the Sports…
SAO PAULO, Brazil – (Sports Satire) – Pele has just been informed by Cinderella St. Lamb, with the Balls News Agency that the goalkeeper for Pele’s Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers, Brazilian soccer team, Allegro Cabeza De Vaca, has just been named the bes…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette spoke with L.A. Galaxy star Javier Hernandez, better known as Chicharito. The 32-year-old expressed that he is very upset and unhappy with the teams (4-9-3) record. He noted that sale…
LOS ANGELES – In one of the most lopsided soccer matches ever, the Los Angeles Galaxy, led by the great Chicharito, defeated the highly touted Nicaraguan National Soccer team, Los Platoneros, 17-0, in a charity exhibition game. The Galaxy’s supers…
LOS ANGELES – Javier Hernandez Balcazar, better known as Chicharito (the Little Pea), recently told the Los Angeles Sports-Chronicle that he is seriously thinking about purchasing his old team, Manchester United. Chicharito, who owns a chain of Hu…
CARPINTERIA, California – Soccer great, David Beckham, has just stated that he cannot get soccer out of his blood. Beckham played for the L.A. Galaxy between 2007 and 2012. The retired superstar was recently approached by the athletic director for…
Pants model and tattooed lady lookalike David Beckham, 37, has sensationally come out of semi-retirement to play competitive football in the French Super Ligue after five years of playing in the Mickey Mouse Millionaire League in America. East Lon...
Major League Soccer side LA Galaxy have joined the bidding process to play at the Olympic Stadium in East London, England. They join bids from local football franchises West Ham United and Leyton Orient, plus one from Formula One chief Bernie Ecc...
Transfer Window Gossip Ferguson confirms Man United talks with wonderkid Moura. Oscar reportedly on his way to Chelsea for £25m. (AOL) There's only a small window (about four days every July normally) that English clubs can sign players from Brazil. If they saw how much it rains on a wet and windy Tuesday in Wigan, they wouldn't join the Premier League for all the tea in China (or roubles in R...
Los Angeles, California: LA Galaxy lost 4-3 against rivals San Jose recently. In the final minute of the match, David Beckham was able to 'rehabilitate' an injured player with a 'Bend it Like Beckham' dead ball shot. It was reported that David B...
Fears were growing again for Britney Spears health last night as she told fans she would be purchasing a 'duplex' in East London and competing at the London 2012 Olympics. Speaking to a fan on myface she said she loves the east end, after filming...
The world was football was taking in the latest news to the high flying career of David Beckham last night when it was announced he will join Equatorial Guinea for the duration of the Africa Cup of Nations. The ex Man United player recently signed...
David Beckham is to remain at LA Galaxy after signing a new two-year deal with the club. The former England captain, 36, had been linked with a move to Forest Green Rovers in the English non-league but decided to stay at the team he joined in 2007...
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