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Funny story: The Los Angeles Galaxy’s Chicharito is Unhappy

The Los Angeles Galaxy’s Chicharito is Unhappy

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette spoke with L.A. Galaxy star Javier Hernandez, better known as Chicharito. The 32-year-old expressed that he is very upset and unhappy with the teams (4-9-3) record. He noted that sale…

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Galaxy Defeats The Nicaraguan National Soccer Team 17-0

The Los Angeles Galaxy Defeats The Nicaraguan National Soccer Team 17-0

LOS ANGELES – In one of the most lopsided soccer matches ever, the Los Angeles Galaxy, led by the great Chicharito, defeated the highly touted Nicaraguan National Soccer team, Los Platoneros, 17-0, in a charity exhibition game. The Galaxy’s supers…

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Funny story: Chicharito Says He Wants To Buy The Manchester United Team

Chicharito Says He Wants To Buy The Manchester United Team

LOS ANGELES – Javier Hernandez Balcazar, better known as Chicharito (the Little Pea), recently told the Los Angeles Sports-Chronicle that he is seriously thinking about purchasing his old team, Manchester United. Chicharito, who owns a chain of Hu…

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Funny story: Former Manchester United Superstar David Beckham is Set to Manage a U.S. Collegiate Soccer Team

Former Manchester United Superstar David Beckham is Set to Manage a U.S. Collegiate Soccer Team

CARPINTERIA, California – Soccer great, David Beckham, has just stated that he cannot get soccer out of his blood. Beckham played for the L.A. Galaxy between 2007 and 2012. The retired superstar was recently approached by the athletic director for…

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Funny story: David Beckham comes out of retirement to play for PSG

David Beckham comes out of retirement to play for PSG

Pants model and tattooed lady lookalike David Beckham, 37, has sensationally come out of semi-retirement to play competitive football in the French Super Ligue after five years of playing in the Mickey Mouse Millionaire League in America. East Lon...

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Funny story: LA Galaxy to bid for London Olympic Stadium

LA Galaxy to bid for London Olympic Stadium

Major League Soccer side LA Galaxy have joined the bidding process to play at the Olympic Stadium in East London, England. They join bids from local football franchises West Ham United and Leyton Orient, plus one from Formula One chief Bernie Ecc...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 25th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 25th July 2012

Transfer Window Gossip Ferguson confirms Man United talks with wonderkid Moura. Oscar reportedly on his way to Chelsea for £25m. (AOL) There's only a small window (about four days every July normally) that English clubs can sign players from Brazil. If they saw how much it rains on a wet and windy Tuesday in Wigan, they wouldn't join the Premier League for all the tea in China (or roubles in R...

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Funny story: David Beckham, creator of 'Bend it Like Beckham', in promising move to open Rehab Centres.

David Beckham, creator of 'Bend it Like Beckham', in promising move to open Rehab Centres.

Los Angeles, California: LA Galaxy lost 4-3 against rivals San Jose recently. In the final minute of the match, David Beckham was able to 'rehabilitate' an injured player with a 'Bend it Like Beckham' dead ball shot. It was reported that David B...

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Funny story: Britney Spears wants to compete at the London Olympics

Britney Spears wants to compete at the London Olympics

Fears were growing again for Britney Spears health last night as she told fans she would be purchasing a 'duplex' in East London and competing at the London 2012 Olympics. Speaking to a fan on myface she said she loves the east end, after filming...

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Funny story: Transfer Window: David Beckham joins Equatorial Guinea on loan for Africa Cup of Nations

Transfer Window: David Beckham joins Equatorial Guinea on loan for Africa Cup of Nations

The world was football was taking in the latest news to the high flying career of David Beckham last night when it was announced he will join Equatorial Guinea for the duration of the Africa Cup of Nations. The ex Man United player recently signed...

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Funny story: Transfer Window: David Beckham extends LA Galaxy stay with new contract

Transfer Window: David Beckham extends LA Galaxy stay with new contract

David Beckham is to remain at LA Galaxy after signing a new two-year deal with the club. The former England captain, 36, had been linked with a move to Forest Green Rovers in the English non-league but decided to stay at the team he joined in 2007...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham planning to outshine Kate at Royal Wedding

Victoria Beckham planning to outshine Kate at Royal Wedding

It has been brought to our notice that Victoria Beckham is planning to 'outshine' the bride herself at the upcoming Royal Wedding. Although she has vehemently denied this when asked directly, a reporter of The Spoof was standing behind Victoria as...

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Funny story: America doesn't care where Beckham plays: "Just take both of them Beckhams away!"

America doesn't care where Beckham plays: "Just take both of them Beckhams away!"

AMSTERDAM (AFP) - While David Beckham has pretty much decided against a return to the Premier League, insisting instead he'd rather play for AC Milan when he leaves LA Galaxy at the end of the Major League Soccer season, American soccer fans (al...

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Funny story: Beckham to Outsource Footballing Services

Beckham to Outsource Footballing Services

Due to ever increasing off-field demands such as shopping, personal grooming and generally looking pretty for personal endorsement appearances, occasional footballer David Beckham has decided to outsource his football services.

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Funny story: Footballers Are Paid Way Too Much, Say Kids

Footballers Are Paid Way Too Much, Say Kids

A survey of more than 10,000 children under the age of 13, has shown that an overwhelming number of them believe that many of today's footballers receive "far too much money" in their pay packets. The survey, carried out by the Children's BBC News...

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Funny story: Beckham Hailed As Messiah In LA

Beckham Hailed As Messiah In LA

David Beckham scored his first LA Galaxy goal on Wednesday against DC United, and was immediately hailed not only as the club's Saviour but, indeed, the new 'Messiah&...

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Funny story: Beckham to quit LA Galaxy!

Beckham to quit LA Galaxy!

LA - Former England Captain, David Beckham, who recently moved to the USA to try and milk the last few quid from his rotten career is set to quit Los Angeles Galaxy at the end of this week, an insider has told The Spoof.

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