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Funny story: Mama Kris Jenner is the spokeswoman for the new line of swimsuits called Bikini Cougar

Mama Kris Jenner is the spokeswoman for the new line of swimsuits called Bikini Cougar

The L.A. Watchdog Witnesser reports that the matriarch of the Kardashian family, Kris Kardashian-Jenner has just been signed to be the official spokeswoman for the new line of swimwear for MILFs. Kris, who is 67, but has a body that looks like she…

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Funny story: The Kardashian Sisters Have Hit The Jackpot With Their Brand New Butt Crack Leggings

The Kardashian Sisters Have Hit The Jackpot With Their Brand New Butt Crack Leggings

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The Kardashian sisters have been pegged as the girls with the Midas touch. Even the world’s richest man, Elon Musk, has said that anything they touch turns to 14-carat gold. He added that he would love to invest $5 mill…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Tosses Kanye West Out of Their Home

Kim Kardashian Tosses Kanye West Out of Their Home

CALABASAS, California - (Satire News) – According to the Kardashian klan’s matriarch, Kris Jenner, eldest daughter Kim has made good on her promise to toss husband Kanye West out of their home. Mama Kris told Bedroom Pillow Talk that she is proud…

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Funny story: Keeping Up With The Kardashians Has Just Been Named The #1 American Show in China

Keeping Up With The Kardashians Has Just Been Named The #1 American Show in China

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The matriarch of the highly popular reality show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” Kris Jenner, has just been given some good news by her agent. Mama Jenner, 64, the brains behind television’s top reality show, has bee…

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Funny story: The Kardashians Are Trying To Have Kanye West Committed

The Kardashians Are Trying To Have Kanye West Committed

CALABASAS, California – TMZ is reporting that Kris Jenner, matriarch of the Kardashian family, is proceeding with plans to have Kanye West committed. At first his wife Kim Kardashian was against it, but after Kanye said that when he is elected he…

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Funny story: 96% of All Blacks Want Kanye West To Stop Acting Like a Punk and Give Up His “I Wanna Be Da President” BS

96% of All Blacks Want Kanye West To Stop Acting Like a Punk and Give Up His “I Wanna Be Da President” BS

CHICAGO – (Celebrity Satire) - According to a survey conducted by Ebony Magazine, millions of honest, hard-working blacks want for Kanye West to stop his ridiculous presidential bid. The highly-respected magazine reports that four of the Kardashia…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are Sheltering-in-Place at the Opposite Ends of Their Mansion

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are Sheltering-in-Place at the Opposite Ends of Their Mansion

CALABASAS, California – While most Americans are self-isolating and sheltering-in-place, and making it work, two Hollywood celebs are fighting like cat and dog. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Kim Kardashian and her hubby, Kanye West, have la...

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Funny story: The Kardashians Are Moving To Switzerland To Get Away From The C-19

The Kardashians Are Moving To Switzerland To Get Away From The C-19

HOLLYWOOD – The matriarch of the Kardashian family has just informed Left Coast Mirror Magazine that the Kardashian brood is moving to Switzerland. Kris Kardashian-Jenner spoke with Tequila Tallyho of LCMM, and said that it has just become too str...

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