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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says That The Bruthas Will Pay Trump Back For All of His Pussy Grabbing

Kim Kardashian Says That The Bruthas Will Pay Trump Back For All of His Pussy Grabbing

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood celebrity Kim Kardashian, who is head-over-heels in love with Pete Davidson of "Saturday Night Live," says that she can't wait for Lard Belly Trump to become an inmate at Sing Sing Prison. She is so excited ab…

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Funny story: The Kardashian Sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kortney Are All Pregnant!

The Kardashian Sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kortney Are All Pregnant!

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Well what are the odds that the three eldest Kardashian sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kortney would all get knocked up within the same month. But as the locals say over in Tottenham, England, "Dat tis exactly watt 'appened m…

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Funny story: Nicki Minaj To Star As Kim Kardashian In The Movie, “Hey Y’all Do These Gigantic Crotchless Panties Make My Gigantic Ass Look Even More Gigantic?”

Nicki Minaj To Star As Kim Kardashian In The Movie, “Hey Y’all Do These Gigantic Crotchless Panties Make My Gigantic Ass Look Even More Gigantic?”

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reveals that Lions Face Pictures in association with Tri-Titan Films will soon begin filming the life of Kim Kardashian titled, “Hey Y’all Do These Gigantic Crotchless Panties Make My Gigantic Ass…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Is Rushed To The Hospital After A Woodpecker Bites Her On Her Gigantic Ass!

Kim Kardashian Is Rushed To The Hospital After A Woodpecker Bites Her On Her Gigantic Ass!

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - There is great concern in the Kardasian family as the eldest Kardashian sister was bit by a hostile Wyoming woodpecker on her very expansive butt. Kim's boyfriend, Pete "The Dude" Davidson, tried desperately to shoo the…

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Funny story: The Sexy, Big Arsed Kim Kardashian To Film A James Bond Movie In The United Kingdom

The Sexy, Big Arsed Kim Kardashian To Film A James Bond Movie In The United Kingdom

LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - The Tickety Boo News Agency has just announced that the eldest of the five very popular, and very big-butted Kardashian sisters will be filming the next James Bond motion picture in and around Liverpool. Kimmy,…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Her Boyfriend Pete Davidson Admit The Have Fantastic Sex At Least Six Times A Day!

Kim Kardashian and Her Boyfriend Pete Davidson Admit The Have Fantastic Sex At Least Six Times A Day!

RANCHO PANCHO, California - (Satire News) - Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson have just become America's "Power Couple." The star of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" and one of the members of "Saturday Night Live" recently talked with Tittle Tattl…

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Funny story: A Sexual Time Out for Kim Kardashian?

A Sexual Time Out for Kim Kardashian?

Prongscald has lately found himself wondering why after 200,000 years or so of vigorous human coitus that the current era has become characterized by a mandatory, not to say Stalinist, regime in which all humans must be known chiefly by their sexual…

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Funny story: Hollywood Cries Out To Ukraine, "But What About Meeee?!"

Hollywood Cries Out To Ukraine, "But What About Meeee?!"

Desperate to get whatever attention their tiny Hollywood minds think they deserve, celebrities from all corners of the Golden State are freaking out that they're not the center of attention at the moment. "But I just added 10 pounds of surgical la…

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Funny story: Kanye West to Record a 4,000 Word Rap Song with Luke Bryan, Honey Boo Boo, Black Kitty Meow Meow

Kanye West to Record a 4,000 Word Rap Song with Luke Bryan, Honey Boo Boo, Black Kitty Meow Meow

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kanye West has just announced that he will soon be entering into the Guinness Book of World Records. It is no secret that ever since West the Pest’s wife, the sultry, sexy, humongous-assed Kim Kardashian dumped his ass,…

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Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner Devastated As Her Fiance Dumps Her Ass!

Caitlyn Jenner Devastated As Her Fiance Dumps Her Ass!

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – There is much sadness in the Land of The Kardashians, as the step-father of Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney (Kardashian), along with Kylie and Kendall Jenner's biological father, has just been dumped. The highly heartbroken Ca…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian is Finally Having All of Her Kanye West Tattoos Removed

Kim Kardashian is Finally Having All of Her Kanye West Tattoos Removed

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Kim Kardashian commented to Scandal Today reporter Cheyenne Patio that she has finally decided to get rid of her four Kanye West tattoos. Kim told Miss Patio that now that she is dating "Saturday Night Live" star Pete…

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Funny story: The Kim Kardashian–Pete Davidson Romance Is Getting Hotter! And Hotter! And Hotter!

The Kim Kardashian–Pete Davidson Romance Is Getting Hotter! And Hotter! And Hotter!

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many celebrity world pundits are talking about how unlikely the recent romantic pairing between the entrepreneuristic diva Kim Kardashian and the "Saturday Night Live" clown Pete Davidson is. The two first met at th…

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Funny story: The Sensuously Sexy Kim Kardashian Says Her Big Fat Ass Is Ready To Run For Public Office

The Sensuously Sexy Kim Kardashian Says Her Big Fat Ass Is Ready To Run For Public Office

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The most popular and big-assed Kardashian sister, has just announced that she is planning on running for public office. Kim Kardashian, who was once married to Kanye “The Pest” West; the biggest space cadet since Eric T…

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Funny story: Kanye West Announces That He Is Changing His Name

Kanye West Announces That He Is Changing His Name

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Yippee Ki Yay Magazine reports that Kanye West, who embarrassed himself when he took the microphone away from Taylor Swift, at the 2009 VMA Awards Show, has fallen into the deep depths of depressed depression. After bei…

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Funny story: A List of 10 Rejected Reality TV Shows

A List of 10 Rejected Reality TV Shows

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Some of the reasons why the following reality television shows did not make it onto the television viewing schedule, range from use of an unusually large amount of effen expletives, to the reality show actors and actresses…

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Funny story: The Latest on The Taylor Swift – Kim Kardashian Feud

The Latest on The Taylor Swift – Kim Kardashian Feud

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Several news agencies are proclaiming that the feud between reality show star Kim Kardashian and pop singer Taylor Swift seems to have cooled off. In the latest move KimKa said that Taylor has no business saying that th…

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Funny story: A Confused Caitlyn Jenner Is Having a Sex Change Operation – She'll Become a Guy Again

A Confused Caitlyn Jenner Is Having a Sex Change Operation – She'll Become a Guy Again

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kris Jenner recently told "The View's" Whoopi Goldberg, that her ex-husband and now soon-to-be ex-husband-wife-husband is perhaps the most effed up guy-gal in America. Mama Jenner said that Caitlyn recently told his BFF…

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