The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that Elon Musk, owner of Tesla Motors, has just signed "America's Couple" Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his latest addition the "Tesla Copter." Musk told reporter Mimosa…
The most popular of the Kardashian klan is certainly not shy about making a bold fashion statement. Kim, who is in a tempestuously erotic relationship with Spanish matador Joaquin Gazpacho, was recently photographed stepping out of her limo, dress…
Kim Kardashian has stated that her boyfriend, Joaquin Beaurgeard Gazpacho, is considered by the bullfighting world to be "The Tom Brady of Bullfighting." Kim blushed and said that her "Latin Lover" has totally made her forget about all of her ex-…
The bullfighting world is reporting that the world's most famous matador has just been inducted into the prestigious World of Bullfighting Hall of Fame. Barcelona, Spain native Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, who is known in the World of The Fighting…
LaLaLand Daily reports that three of the hottest females have just signed to star in the Bravisimo Network reality show, "The Misadventures of The Cougar MILFs." Willow Tulsa with LaLa, stated that Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin…
iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the two hot lovebirds, Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Gazpacho, have just purchased the largest jalapeno factory in the entire world, Jalapenos Chingos. Kim of the unbelievable rich K Klan (Kardashian Klan) sa…
America's "Power Couple" Kim Kardashian and Spanish matador Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho have just purchased the California burger chain known as "Burger Bandit." The franchise was formed in 2001, by Hollywood actors Clint Eastwood, Bradley Cooper,…
There is no doubt in any member of the Kardashian family, their fans, or their relatives that the eldest K-girl, (Kim) is head-over-heels-in-love with her matador boyfriend, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho. Kim has spent over $70,000 having billboards…
Many California residents have expressed a desire to see Kim Kardashian run for governor. Kim, who, along with her four sisters, is one of the richest sisters in America, has said that she is considering it. The Kimster's mom recently said that…
Kim Kardashian, famed businesswoman, supermodel, and accomplished accordion player, has revealed the endearing nickname her new boyfriend, Spanish matador Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, has given to her most sensual body part. Kim was astonished to…
The world's top matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, and his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, have become the proud owners of Tijuana, Mexico's Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring. The bullring has witnessed the fearless feats of some of the world's g…
The Kardashian sisters continue to expand their business empire, venturing into various unconventional products. However, their latest venture, The Horny Hot Dog Food Truck, takes the cake. Family matriarch, Kris Jenner, proudly announced the sist…
HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Spoof Satire) - Vox Populi reporter Tapioca Swizzle reports that Tinsel Town's hottest power couple, Kim Kardashian and her bullfighter beau, Joaquin Gazpacho, have been named "Sexiest Couple in Hollywood" by Hollywood Inn…
LAREDO, Texas - (Spoof News) - Reality TV star and fashion mogul Kim Kardashian has surprised everyone with her latest purchase - a sprawling ranch in Texas named Rancho El Grandisimo. The twist? She's not alone. Kardashian is said to have bought the…
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Satire) - The Alpha Beta News Agency's Mimosa Sabrosa sat down with the three Kardashian sisters to ask about their new food truck, which they have named The Kardashian's Tasty Tacos. Kim, the eldest and most voluptuous of the s…
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Satire) - Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lexi Aspen recently talked with Kim Kardashian and asked how her relationship with Spanish bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho was going. Kim turned several shades of pink and gushed th…
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - The Tinsel Town Celebrity News Agency has just informed the viewing public that two of the Kardashian sisters, Kim and Kourtney have agreed to join the cast of the very popular modern day western "Yellowstone," which stars…
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