DES MOINES, Iowa – An unnamed source is reporting that an unnamed source is alleging that President Trump has had a hand in what many are calling “The Big Iowa Primary Mess From Hell.” An individual who will be simply known as “Simple Simon” says...
We are pleased to pass along another report from the hacker group Dark Overbored, using wait-personnel in Hanoi at The Melia Hotel. At their private dinner, following hugs, handclasps, sighs, and beaming faces, the two leaders talked of how the be...
Earlier this morning, White House officials addressed the nation in a press conference and confirmed that Kim Jong-Un, leader of the most tyrannical government in the world, was once an adorable Asian baby. The shocking evidence disproves the commonl...
BILLINGSGATE POST: The Wall Street Journal reported today that Trump would not answer questions pertaining to a North Korean trademark awarded for the exclusive franchise rights to the new dog burger franchise named "McMuttleys." After taking co...
Few realize that head of North Korea, Kim Jung Un, was one of the financial backers of the Sony production The Interview, a film depicting a humorous attempt at his assassination. After viewing a private screening, Mr. Kim Jung Un quickly realize...
The past week has shown several internet and hacking experts clear North Korea as responsible for the hacking attack on Sony. That is, North Korea was not responsible for the hacking. Former Sony employees (and possibly the CIA) are suspected a...
Last night at an annual dinner for Hollywood Moguls and Morons Associated, first place went to the hackers who faked an attack on the Seth Rogen movie The Interview as coming from North Korea. The Victoria Nuland Award, a statue twelve inches high...
Apparently in retaliation for the currently retracted movie The Interview, North Korea's movie factory Pyongyang Noir Films has just released a film titled Bang Chang Masters At Home. The story features the President of the United States in his fa...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Using the leverage gained from capturing the Sony computer network, Kim Jung Un announced today from Pyongyang that he has directed Sony's Board of Directors to replace the current CEO with his friend Dennis Rodman. Mr. Rodman...
North Korea refused to apologise last night after launching a missile attack on the Isle of Wight. Major Jim Bung Fong stated: "It were acrident, creaner press wong button". Residents on the small British island were shaken but not stirred duri...
According to reliable sources in the Chinese Ministry of Health, North Korean leader Kim Jung Un has been hospitalized in China due to his over-inflated testicles. Sources close to Kim say that a typographical and translational error occurred befo...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Newly released photos from the PYONGYANG MUSHROOM CLOUD show North Korea dictator, Kim Jung Un sporting a tattoo of a chicken's butt directly below his nose. After the recent visit to the Hermit Kingdom by Secretary of Dysfunct...
Dennis Rodman's recent visit to North Korea is the main reason why the world stands on the brink of nuclear war and millions of North and South Korean troops are mobilizing and massing on the border of the divided country. North Korean leader Ki...
The White House has announced this evening that Ambassador-At-Large Dennis Rodman will represent President Obama at Hugo Chavez' funeral. It is rumored that Chavez was a huge admirer of the basketball diplomat and that his last words were, "Denn...
Dennis Rodman and Kim Jung Un have decided to offer themselves up to President Barack Obama as the best way to facilitate a detente between the Democrats and Republicans in Congress. According to a Pyong Penh media report, the basketball near-grea...
PYONGYANG - The first act of business by newly appointed North Korea dictator Kim Jung Un is that all streets and sidewalks in this forlorn country be lowered 12 inches. Although appearing taller because of his penchant for wearing high-heeled A...
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