Sesame Street— Justice Clarence Thomas appeared to urge the court on Monday to reconsider the ruling of anti-slavery, which he said had invented a right with no basis in the text of the Constitution. Thomas said it had cast, “people of good will a…
In an odd twist to the ever bizarre story of Kentucky clerk Kim Davis, a new interview in Christian Bigot Magazine unveils more secrets of the so-called conservative. "When I'm home alone, which ain't often with four ex husbands and several basta...
NEWPORT, KY--Proclaiming that her soul now stands naked before Jesus, Pinky Boudoir, a stripper at the Brass Ass in Newport, Kentucky, said that her religious beliefs no longer allow her to strip at her place of employment. Her employer, Harry Tedes…
RC, Kentucky - Having learned nothing from her stint behind bars, Rowan County clerk Kim Davis is facing more extreme measures to bring her in line with the free-thinking world. After refusing to issue marriage licenses following a court ruling to...
Berkeley County, West Virginia - Following in the footsteps of Kim Davis, Berkeley County clerk, Jean Birman is refusing to issue birth certificates to children of unwed parents citing her ultra conservative religion. Her religion strongly condem...
HEAVEN--Jesus today, through his lawyers, filed for divorce from Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis. Citing himself (Matthew 7: 1-2), Jesus said, "Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measur...
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