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Funny story: Pietersen Back For England

Pietersen Back For England

Controversial South African born England batsmen, Kevin Pietersen, has reached an agreement with the ECB that will see him return for the tour to India. The "provocative text" saga which has rumbled on since the summer series against South Africa...

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Funny story: England Out Of ICC Twenty20 Slogging World Cup

England Out Of ICC Twenty20 Slogging World Cup

As predicted by many, England have been sent packing from the tournament after suffering defeat in the Super 8 group match versus host nation Sri Lanka. Defeat to Sri Lanka was not unexpected as they are many peoples tip to win the worlds best slo...

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Funny story: Kevin Pietersen Facing Major Operation

Kevin Pietersen Facing Major Operation

England batsman and occasional off spinner Kevin Pietersen is to undergo a major operation at the end of the World Cup, which is currently taking place in India and Sri Lanka. Originally Pietersen was scheduled to have a hernia operation, but the...

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Funny story: Kevin Pietersen Throws Wicket After Seeing Spectator Eating Burger

Kevin Pietersen Throws Wicket After Seeing Spectator Eating Burger

England's 2nd Test superhero Kevin Pietersen has admitted that he threw away his wicket after scoring 227 runs when he saw a spectator in the crowd tucking into an exceptionally tasty-looking burger. England were on 568 when the burly right-hander...

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Funny story: International sport floored by cricketer Kevin Pietersen

International sport floored by cricketer Kevin Pietersen

At a training match in Leicestershire today, South African cricketer Kevin Pietersen floored international selection rules, and they were sent to the pavilion, out for a duck. 'The rills had become infit for even vegue siliction of internitional t...

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Funny story: Kevin Pietersen Earns Fantastic Nickname Of 'Dumb Slog Millionaire'

Kevin Pietersen Earns Fantastic Nickname Of 'Dumb Slog Millionaire'

Former England cricket captain Kevin Pietersen, the man who was auctioned-off for £1.55million to Bangalore owner Vijay Mallya last week, has set tongues wagging on the Indian sub-continent, and has already earned himself the interesting nickname of...

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Funny story: Pietersen Suffers Ego Attack

Pietersen Suffers Ego Attack

England suffered an early setback ahead of their West Indies tour when captain and leading run scorer Pietersen had a recurrence of a long-term mental health condition. The South African born 28 year old was seen running down the street near his...

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Funny story: Pietersen Modest in Defeat

Pietersen Modest in Defeat

England cricket captain Kevin Pietersen is playing down England's pathetic performance in the 50 over match against Mumbai. Set only 222 to beat, England slumped to one of its most humiliating defeats ever by being bowled out for 98! The team b...

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Funny story: England Cricket Team Suffers From Bad Grammar In Mumbai

England Cricket Team Suffers From Bad Grammar In Mumbai

The England cricket team is, or 'are', facing enormous problems ahead of the One-Day Series against India, as, for the second time in 10 days, it was, or 'they were', depending on your grammar, skittled-out for less than, or 'fewer than', 100 runs in...

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Funny story: South Africa can win the Ashes claims Pietersen

South Africa can win the Ashes claims Pietersen

London - New England cricket Captain Kevin Pietersen claims that South African players can win the next Ashes series against Australia. Pietersen, born in Natal, says that he will rebuild the England squad with South African born players. Naturally,...

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Funny story: Cricket First Test Abandoned As Crowd Giving Kevin Pietersen Standing Ovation, Refuses To Sit Down

Cricket First Test Abandoned As Crowd Giving Kevin Pietersen Standing Ovation, Refuses To Sit Down

There were amazing scenes at Lords yesterday, when the First Cricket Test between England and South Africa had to be abandoned for the day, after spectators giving Kevin Petersen, the England batsman, a standing ovation, refused to sit down. Piete...

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Funny story: Pietersen "Pot Shot" gains ICC approval

Pietersen "Pot Shot" gains ICC approval

Cricket entrepreneur Kevin Pietersen has come up with another wonder stroke in his latest attempt to change the face of cricket. The pot shot is where, as Pietersen puts it, the batsmen uses his bat "as if it were a snooker cue".

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Funny story: MCC Outlaws Kevin Pietersen's New Grip

MCC Outlaws Kevin Pietersen's New Grip

The MCC has announced that, after much deliberation and soul-searching, it considers the new grip used by England cricketer Kevin Pietersen to be unfair, and has banned players from using it. Pietersen was told earlier this week, that his switch-...

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Funny story: Deadly Louzer Virus Strikes England Cricketer

Deadly Louzer Virus Strikes England Cricketer

MELBOURNE - Previously indestructible England cricketer Peter Von Peterson, the last surviving touring England cricketer to survive the deadly Australian virus Louzer-Form (Trescothick strain EBGB) has finally fallen victim to the deadly strain thus...

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