Buckingham Palace In the interest of transparency, it was revealed {leaked} that a portion of the population (99.9%, i.e. everybody) in the U.S. would prefer having a member of the British Royal Family take over the Executive branch of the U.S. Gove...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Just in time for Valentine's Day, the sad news was announced today that Miss Piggy has finally realized her inter-species love affair with Kermit the Frog, is going nowhere. In a press conference held at The Plaza Hotel, Mis...
Think it's fun to glow green in the dark? (If you're so inclined, you can read about the green pigs here on the website of The Los Angeles Times). Many of the green pigs are not happy campers. One pig complained, "What do they think we are?...
New York - With less than a year left on his tainted third term, Mayor Michael Bloomberg is personally selecting a successor -- auditioning puppet candidates for the mayoral elections that will be held this fall. The lineup of possibilities is fai...
WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - The United States of America is now under the military control of Muppets from the Children's Television Workshop. Muppet Military Command (MMC) first occupied the Pentagon and took firm control over all US military forces i...
New York, NY--Kermit the Frog made a rare prime time appearance on The O'Reilly Factor to defend the new Muppets movie. Kermit the Frog did get a little beligerent went O'Reilly called the movie a weak attempt at class warfare. "You F@$king id...
Friday eighteenth of November will live long in people's memories, for it was the night that the Muppet song, Manama nam, boo boo bi do do went viral. "It was phenomenal," said Gary Barlow on the Sunday afterwards, "Boo boo de do do. I've been hea...
PINK had always loved her name; but after the birth of her daughter, Willow Sage Hart (proud dad is PINK's hubby Carey Hart, a motocross racer), she decided a change was warranted. "It's been nothing but pink baby outfits, pink cards, and pink f...
Kermit the Frog, 53, is said to be in hiding after sordid revelations have been leaked from sources close to the beleaguered star. In scenes reminiscent of the recent Charlie Sheen episodes, the usually clean cut star of The Muppets has been on a...
Barack Obanana is the newest Muppet to join the Muppet family. He previously served as an extra on 'Barney' shows and also worked as an extra on Froot o' The Loom commercials. A native of Honolulu, Hawaii, Barack Obanana is a graduate of the...
In a joint update, from the Hensen Creature shop, and Sesame Street, It seems that Kermit the Frog will NOT be a nominee, in the 2012 Presidential race. In a prepared statement, Mr. Frog told a media gathering that his decision was NOT based upon...
In the days since Multi-millionaire Donald Trump has decided to begin pursuing the Republican Presidential nomination, it seems that more "takers" are coming out of the woodwork. But, who would have thought that a mild-mannered frog might decide to...
Following a tumultuous break up between famed television and stage actors, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy, Kermit was apparently seen having a romantic dinner with Kirstie Alley at the Roma Café in Midtown Manhattan. No stranger to controversy, Ke...
Kermit the Frog has jumped into the election debate and told people he is supporting the Green Party at the election. "If any of these reds or blues come to your door canvassing tell them to hop it, the green party is the party for me and all frog...
Miss Piggy is the prima-donna pig who thinks she is a super star. Miss Piggy has entered the Subo lookalike contest in Las Vegas and reckons she stands a good chance of winning. "I am an even better singer than Susan Boyle" she said "I have sang w...
World Famous Wrestler Hulk Hogan turns green when he gets angry. Hogan was most popular in the 1980s and early 1990s as the all American working class hero character Hulk Hogan in the World Wrestling Federation now known as World Wrestling Entertain...
Susan Boyle who is reported to be a singer by some people has apparently been turned into frog by a wizard using a magic spell book. Boyle now well known under the nickname Subo is now being looked after by relatives in a pond in her garden. When...
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