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Funny story: Donald J. Trump Has Decided To Cancel Halloween

Donald J. Trump Has Decided To Cancel Halloween

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) The President, after meeting with top advisers, has issued a statement stating that he has decided to cancel this year’s Halloween. Top advisers, Ivanka Trump, Kellyanne Conway, and Eric Trump, all agree that having…

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Funny story: President Trump Plans To Deliver His RNC Nomination Acceptance Speech From His White House Bedroom

President Trump Plans To Deliver His RNC Nomination Acceptance Speech From His White House Bedroom

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The President has just announced that, due to security reasons, he and two of his top advisers have decided that it would be a great idea to deliver his nomination acceptance speech from the safety of his White Hous…

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Funny story: The Lincoln Project Says That Their Goal is to Drive President Trump Crazy

The Lincoln Project Says That Their Goal is to Drive President Trump Crazy

NEW YORK CITY – (Political Satire) - There are lots of anti-Trump organizations in the USA, but perhaps none irritates the "Golfer-in-Chief" more than George Conway’s Lincoln Project. And as GOP princess Meghan McCain has said, it’s because every…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway’s Anti-Trump Daughter is Back and With a Vengeance!

Kellyanne Conway’s Anti-Trump Daughter is Back and With a Vengeance!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The president’s chief counsel and head adviser has just learned that her daughter, Claudia, is back attacking DJT with an unrelenting vengeance. Young Claudia recently had her cell phone taken away by her mommy, be…

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Funny story: President Trump Has Named Himself Head of The Board of Directors of the Electoral College

President Trump Has Named Himself Head of The Board of Directors of the Electoral College

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Reports are that the president recently confided to his chief adviser, Kellyanne Conway, that he is going to be re-elected one way or another. Conway reportedly replied that she was all ears. He then told he…

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Funny story: A White House Source Said That Kellyanne Conway Talked the President out of Napalming Portland

A White House Source Said That Kellyanne Conway Talked the President out of Napalming Portland

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake news story) A highly-reliable source within the White House walls has revealed that the President was actually considering calling in a napalm air strike on the Portland protesters. The source said that the President had a…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Vows To Deport Every Last Member of The Lincoln Project Before He Leaves Office in Six Months

Donald Trump Vows To Deport Every Last Member of The Lincoln Project Before He Leaves Office in Six Months

BISON BUTT, Montana (Fake News) – The president traveled to Montana on Air Force One to play a round of golf with a very, very rich businessman who had donated $4 million to his re-election campaign. While shooting golf with M.F. Brewbergen, who i…

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Funny story: President Trump Reveals That Voices in His Head Are Telling Him to Drop Out of the Race

President Trump Reveals That Voices in His Head Are Telling Him to Drop Out of the Race

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reports are that President Trump’s popularity numbers are dropping quicker than a prostitute’s underwear. The President’s top campaign advisers say that, at this rate, Minnie Mouse may end up getting more write-in votes than Tru…

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Funny story: The Lincoln Project – Our Goal is Getting President Bone Spurs the Heck out of the White House

The Lincoln Project – Our Goal is Getting President Bone Spurs the Heck out of the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The biggest thorn in Trump’s side is not the ghost of Stormy Daniels, or little Claudia Conway, or even Don Lemon. The biggest, most boisterous, anti-Trump organization in the entire country is The Lincoln Project, who many say…

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Funny story: Claudia Conway to Write a Tell-All Book About President Trump

Claudia Conway to Write a Tell-All Book About President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The daughter of Kellyanne and George Conway has just signed a multi-million dollar deal, for a tell-all-book on President Trump. The tentative title is "Donald J. Trump Bounced Me On His Knee Way Too Many Times". Claudia has…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway is Madder-Than-a-Wet-Hen Because Her Daughter Keeps Attacking Her Boss, President Trump

Kellyanne Conway is Madder-Than-a-Wet-Hen Because Her Daughter Keeps Attacking Her Boss, President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reports filtering out of the George and Kellyanne Conway household, state that Kellyanne is totally stressed out over her daughter’s verbal attacks on POTUS. Claudia Conway, stated that the "Pied Piper of the Potomac" has about…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway’s Daughter Comes Out as An Anti-Trumper

Kellyanne Conway’s Daughter Comes Out as An Anti-Trumper

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The woman who is Donald Trump’s chief counselor and adviser has just admitted that her own daughter can not stand President Trump, and thinks he is an evil sub-human being. Claudia Conway, has stated that she loves her mom, but…

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Funny story: President Trump’s Alabama MAGA Campaign Rally Has Been Cancelled After Only 51 Tickets Were Sold

President Trump’s Alabama MAGA Campaign Rally Has Been Cancelled After Only 51 Tickets Were Sold

MULE KICK, Alabama – An official with President Trump’s campaign team has informed Fox News that Trump’s MAGA rally in Alabama has been cancelled, and not due to the weather. The President is extremely mad and upset that only 51 tickets had been s…

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Funny story: President Trump is Furious That 187 Feet of the Border Wall Was Painted Black

President Trump is Furious That 187 Feet of the Border Wall Was Painted Black

CALEXICO, California – President Donald Trump has inspected a section of his big beautiful wall that Mexico will be paying for, ahhh, sometime in 2025 maybe. A Border Patrol agent, who drove him along the wall, said that POTUS asked him why they h…

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Funny story: President Trump’s Niece Has Written a Book About Him That Makes Him Look Like a Big Time Loser

President Trump’s Niece Has Written a Book About Him That Makes Him Look Like a Big Time Loser

NEW YORK CITY – The daughter of President Trump’s brother, Mary Trump, 55, has just published a book that the “Cheater-in-Chief” is positively as mad as a hive of bumble bees about. Mary, who is considered the nicest of all the Trumps, reveals tha...

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Funny story: President Trump Has a Fantastic Idea For When He Loses The Presidential Election

President Trump Has a Fantastic Idea For When He Loses The Presidential Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump recently met with his top advisers, Kellyanne Conway, Ivanka Trump, and Cyrus Monongahela, in the secondary Oval Office. He told them that, as he was non-stop tweeting at 3:45 am, he had a visionary vision about him...

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway Denies That Her and Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Are Lovers

Kellyanne Conway Denies That Her and Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Are Lovers

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It appears that ever since Kayleigh McEnany came into the White House picture, Kellyanne Conway has been somewhat delegated to the background. One White House insider added that Conway’s main duties, of late, include getting Big...

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