Kellanne Conway and Marjorie Taylor Greene are both getting divorced. More and more GOP women are getting divorced because their husbands say: “I can walk down the goddamn street anymore without people hating me because of you! I want my life back…
Kellyanne Conway is getting a divorce! Yay, now she’s available for the rest of us! But the chances of her hooking up with anyone is slim to nil (unless Trump makes her one of his concubines), so Kellyanne doesn’t have a lot of chance at romance.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Well in the "What The Hell Took You So Fucking Long, George Department," George Conway, the husband of Trump's ex-campaign manager, chief advisor, and Big Mac fetcher, (Kellyanne Conway) has finally had his fill of…
ANNAPOLIS, Maryland - (Satire News) - The woman who Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump trusted more than even one of his own sons Eric, was the disheveled fake blonde Kellyanne Conway. The 55-year-old Kellyanne, told Tucker "The Creep" Carlson that one…
Kellyanne Conway has a book! She can read and someone wrote for her! It’s called, “Here’s the Deal: A Memoir”. So even when she’s retired from serving and defending the American Hitler, she’s trying to gain press for her book by referencing Donald’s…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The former advisor to the former "Golfer-In-Chief'" has seen sales of her expose book shoot through the damn roof. Conway's extremely factual book is titled, "Yes, I Was Very Close To Trump - And The Racist Pussy-Gr…
Colorado Springs, Colorado - After the Biden Administration forced former Trump confidant and sidekick Kellyanne Conway from it's Board of Advisors, the faculty at the Air Force Academy said they have "no choice" but to "close our doors immediately a…
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Many GOP pundits gave Kellyanne Conway 100% credit for getting Trump’s ass into the White House. It is no secret that Conway spearheaded the Trumpster’s campaign, and lets face it, the washed-out, dishwater blonde knows…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Kellyanne Conway, former chief adviser to the defeated GOP president, has been catching hell lately from none other than her own daughter, Claudia. Boom Boom News reports that the 16-year-old dynamo has done what…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind says that a recent Quinnipinni Poll shows that 73% of all Americans think that Fox News senior reporter Maria Bartiromo is working for the Kremlin. The Daily Wind has talked to several close friends…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Washington Globe Express reports that there are fireworks over at George and Kellyanne Conway’s home, all courtesy of the Conways’ teenage daughter, Claudia. It seems that the teenage Tik Tok Princess and her…
NEWARK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – Reports are that former New Jersey governor Chris Christie is madder than a spider whose web-making gland isn’t working. Christie, who spoke with the Vox Populi News Agency, admitted that, yes, he is extremely…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many news agencies are reporting that President Trump knew he had the Coronavirus three days ago, and hid it from the American people, and the world. A source inside the White House said that they were all sworn…
CEDAR RAPIDS – (Satire News) - Ashton Kutcher, who was born in Iowa, says that he is furious at President Trump, who seems to be doing nothing lately but spending his time playing golf, eating Big Macs, and attacking Kamala Harris. Kutcher read in…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (TV Satire) - The Bravo Network has just informed the entertainment media that, after some serious back-and-forth negotiating, they have come to an agreement with the Conway family. George Conway, who is one of the biggest anti-…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Several news outlets are reporting that as soon as Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany heard that Joe Biden had picked Kamala Harris to be his running mate, they both exclaimed “Damnit!” Both women quickly…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) The President, after meeting with top advisers, has issued a statement stating that he has decided to cancel this year’s Halloween. Top advisers, Ivanka Trump, Kellyanne Conway, and Eric Trump, all agree that having…
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