LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – One of the quietest athletes in professional sport has just signed a huge $8.3 million deal with California’s most popular hamburger chain. A spokesperson for In-N-Out Burgers told Sporting Chance Magazine reporter…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports News) – The two teams that are occupying the top of the NBA’s Western Conference are both from LaLaLand, home of earthquakes, forest fires, mudslides, state-of-the-art drugs, and the Kardashian bitches. The celebrity media ag…
SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the Alamo City is that the San Antonio Spurs ownership has made it a top priority to do whatever they have to, to get super star NBA player Kawhi Leonard back. Leonard, who Michael Jordan and LeBr…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The New York World Register newspaper proclaims that a recent poll has found that players in the NBA and NFL find Kamala Harris to be the sexiest woman in politics. LeBron James, of the Los Angeles Lakers, said th…
SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Spurs coach Gregg Popovich has just announced that his former star player and assistant coach, Tim Duncan, has just resigned. Popovich, who was polecat hunting in Muckalica, Serbia, was shocked to hear that Tim had…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - Reports filtering out of Tinsel Town are that Kim Kardashian and NBA super star Kawahi Leonard are secretly dating. Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle stated that she received a text from an LAPD officer statin…
ORLANDO – (Sports Satire) - Even though the Clippers have been eliminated from the finals, there are many NBA coaches who consider Kawhi Leonard to be the best player in professional basketball. Kawhi, whose teammates say will usually only speak a…
ORLANDO, Florida – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that every player in the NBA and MLB has voted to go ahead and play the games, but they insist that President Trump do the right thing and resign. LeBron James, of the Los Angeles Lakers, st…
GUACAMOLE GROVE, California – (Sports Satire) - CBS Sports is reporting that a little seven-year-old girl has astounded the sports world by making 317 three-pointers in a row, at a charity event for the Black Cats Matter animal organization. The e…
ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) - L.A. Clippers guard Lou Williams was excused to go outside the bubble, to pick up ten boxes of fully-loaded pizzas for the team. But, on the way to the restaurant, he decided to stop off at one of Orlando’s mo…
A massive brawl ensued at the Spurs practice facility Wednesday afternoon, involving players, coaching staff, and some members of the press. The police report released this morning described the scene as "an unsettling display of savage violence."...
SAN ANTONIO - Tim Duncan, who wears #21, has always said that he lets his playing do the talking for him. And it was certainly evident as he tossed in 29 points to help the Spurs beat the Denver Nuggets 108-103 and improve their season record to 5...
CHICAGO - Coach Gregg Popovich told his San Antonio Spurs the same thing he always does before each game, "Okay go out there and show everyone that unlike a lot of NBA players, you guys earn your money." And that is all the motivation that the Spu...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama was still talking about the fantastic play of the San Antonio Spurs who defeated LeBron James and the world champion Miami Heat by a score of 111-87. The president said that he had made a bet with his good friend...
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