HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Taylor Swift has always idolized "American Idol" judge Katy Perry. Taylor said that growing up in Tennessee, she even named her pet pussycat, "Katy" in honor of her idol. Of course the cat was actually a male, but at th…
Now that rainwater is pure poison due to evil chemicals we humans have shot into the clouds and which rain down all over the globe, and which do not break down in nature – instead, they destroy nature, yay! – what can human beings safely drink? Sc…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The L.A. Watchdog Witnesser News Agency has just broken the story that the three judges on "American Idol" have just completed a purchase of one of the most profitable fast food chains in the nation. The three A.I. vete…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The hard-rocking, country raspy-voiced singer from the Left Coast is the new American Idol recipient of the coveted, American Idol Golden Microphone Trophy. Chayce Beckham, who until a few months ago worked as a heavy m…
HOLLYWOOD- (Satire News) – The LaLaLand Daily news agency revealed that one of the best rock singers to appear on the singing show was eliminated by the American Idol viewers who cast millions and millions of votes. Huckleberry Citrus with LaLaLan…
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – After months and months of speculation, the Bedroom Pillow Talk news agency has finally learned how much the extremely popular songstress Katy Perry gets paid for being a judge on American Idol. Miss Perry has had doz…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – There is a bit of concern in the world of American Idol as one of the contestants who was rejected is extremely upset with one of the show's judges. Contestant Birdy F. Kyrzyk from Prickly Pear, Arizona, told Hollywood…
BUENAS NOCHES, California – (Satire News) – The executives of the number one-rated singing show have informed the Hollywood media that they are very disappointed in the latest American Idol edition. Ipso Facto’s Fuchsia Garfunkel was told by an Am…
SAN DIEGO, California – (Satire News) – After 19 seasons, the executives at American Idol have admitted that they are running out of songs for the wannabe contestants to choose from. Pico de Gallo, with Tittle Tattle Tonight, spoke with host Ryan…
GULFPORT, Mississippi – (Satire News) – TV’s top-rated singing show, American Idol, has returned for its 19th season, and there were some interesting contestants. AI's host, Ryan Seacrest, sported a brand new $2,000 hairdo, while Katy Perry was dr…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The executive producers of the hit singing show, "American Idol", have informed the entertainment news media about a new change they will be implementing for the upcoming season. The show's executive producer, Wilmer Ca…
LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) – This year's "AMA Show" was broadcast live from the Microsoft Ctrl-Alt-Delete Theater in downtown Hollywood. It was hosted by Taraji P. Henson, co-inventor of the Jim Henson Muppets. Most entertainment media pu…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Pop singer Katy Perry told Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she is enjoying being a mama to Daisy Dove Bloom, who is only two months old, and can already play four chords on the ukulele. Daisy Dove’s daddy, actor Orlando B…
LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) - Katy Perry spoke with the iRumors News Agency and said that, after what seemed like 11 months, she has finally given birth. The singer saidd she swears, when little Daisy Dove Bloom came out of her womb, she was…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Reports filtering out of LaLaLand, are that Katy Perry has turned down an offer of $1.7 million to do a layout for Playboy that was to be titled “Katy Perry – In Her Birthday Suit and Ready To Pop Out That Baby”. Katy t…
HOLLYWOOD – (Spoof News) - Katy Perry recently told USA Today, that she had no idea that she was going to gain so much weight during her pregnancy. When asked how much she has gained, she replied that she did not want to give out the number, but i…
LOS ANGELES – The former British royal couple, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, have said that they really love living in the United States, because there are so many fast food restaurants all over the place. They have both let it be known that the…
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