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Funny story: Katy Perry Gives Birth to a Baby Girl and Asks Well-Wishers To Donate to Joe Biden’s Campaign

Katy Perry Gives Birth to a Baby Girl and Asks Well-Wishers To Donate to Joe Biden’s Campaign

LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) - Katy Perry spoke with the iRumors News Agency and said that, after what seemed like 11 months, she has finally given birth. The singer saidd she swears, when little Daisy Dove Bloom came out of her womb, she was…

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Funny story: Katy Perry Turns Down an Offer From Playboy Magazine to Do a Nude Layout

Katy Perry Turns Down an Offer From Playboy Magazine to Do a Nude Layout

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Reports filtering out of LaLaLand, are that Katy Perry has turned down an offer of $1.7 million to do a layout for Playboy that was to be titled “Katy Perry – In Her Birthday Suit and Ready To Pop Out That Baby”. Katy t…

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Funny story: Katy Perry Says That She Has Decided to Deliver Her Own Baby

Katy Perry Says That She Has Decided to Deliver Her Own Baby

HOLLYWOOD – (Spoof News) - Katy Perry recently told USA Today, that she had no idea that she was going to gain so much weight during her pregnancy. When asked how much she has gained, she replied that she did not want to give out the number, but i…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Have Expressed a Strong Dislike for President Trump

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Have Expressed a Strong Dislike for President Trump

LOS ANGELES – The former British royal couple, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, have said that they really love living in the United States, because there are so many fast food restaurants all over the place. They have both let it be known that the…

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Funny story: Katy Perry Has Been Asked To Pose For a Calendar of Beautiful, Sexy, Nude, Pregnant Women

Katy Perry Has Been Asked To Pose For a Calendar of Beautiful, Sexy, Nude, Pregnant Women

HOLLYWOOD – Katy Perry says that she loves being pregnant, except for the morning sickness, the midday nausea, and the fact that she has a basketball-sized object protruding between her legs. She recently revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk that she h...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Says She is Closing the Muffin Shop

Katy Perry Says She is Closing the Muffin Shop

HOLLYWOOD – Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have announced that they are expecting their first child later this year. Katy, who is 35, recently told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Gazebo Serengeti that she has never been pregnant before and she had no idea th...

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Funny story: American Idol Crowns 'Just Sam' the 2020 Winner!

American Idol Crowns 'Just Sam' the 2020 Winner!

HOLLYWOOD – Twenty-year-old former New York City subway singer 'Just Sam' has just been named the 2020 American Idol winner. One of the songs she sang was the Roberta Flack classic “Hey, Bro, Don’t Cha Be Touchin’ My Booty, Lessen You Wanna Get Yo...

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Funny story: American Idol – And Then There Were Only 7

American Idol – And Then There Were Only 7

HOLLYWOOD – This week’s show had more tears than Nicki Minag has butt cells. The singers all sang songs honoring their mothers on Mothers Day. Julia Gargoyle sang an old Temptations song, “My Mama She Done Gets Me - You Know What I’m Saying?”...

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Funny story: American Idol is Now Down to the Top 10 Singers

American Idol is Now Down to the Top 10 Singers

HOLLYWOOD – Tahiti Zeppelin, with Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, reported that the very pregnant Katy Perry appeared on American Idol dressed as a roll of toilet paper. She pointed out that Ryan Seacrest, Luke Bryan, and Lionel Richie all quickly fire...

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Funny story: American Idol’s “Sing-at-Home” Show Was a Tremendous Success

American Idol’s “Sing-at-Home” Show Was a Tremendous Success

HOLLYWOOD – The producers of American Idol are high-fiving each other, as their idea to have all 20 singers perform in the privacy of their own homes hit it out of the ballpark. The show’s host, Ryan Seacrest, said he was amazed at how smoothly th...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Reveals A Big Secret

Katy Perry Reveals A Big Secret

MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin – Pop star Katy Perry performed to a standing-room-only audience at Milwaukee’s Beer Suds Arena. After doing an hour-and-twenty-minute show, she told the audience that she had some good news. “Trump has been kidnapped?” One o...

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Funny story: Minnie Mouse Pouts as She Gets Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Minnie Mouse Pouts as She Gets Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Nice to get the star, Minnie admits, although she sighs and points out that boyfriend Mickey Mouse got HIS star 40 years ago. "Typical, isn't it?" she says, continuing, "in this business, and in the world in general, males are first to get just abou...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Spent A Lot Of Time Contemplating Just What Her Super Bowl Act Would Be

Katy Perry Spent A Lot Of Time Contemplating Just What Her Super Bowl Act Would Be

Katy Perry spent a lot of time considering what she would do for the Super Bowl. "Maybe I should do a French Kiss with another superstar like Brittany Spears and Madonna did. I wonder if Taylor Swift would be available for that? Or should I do an underwear-less limo exit like Brittany did that one time? That got a lot of coverage." A lot of money and concern is spent by performers and by the NF...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Tells Her Hair Styist She Wants John Mayer Back

Katy Perry Tells Her Hair Styist She Wants John Mayer Back

BEVERLY HILLS - Katy Perry and John Mayer have gotten together and broken up a total of three times. And now according to Katy's personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue owner of Rodeo Drive's Haven of Hair Salon, Miss Perry misses Johnny so much that sh...

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Funny story: John Mayer Responds To Katy Perry's Attack

John Mayer Responds To Katy Perry's Attack

SAN FRANCISCO - John Mayer was up in San Francisco taking a tour of the old Alcatraz Prison. He was asked by a reporter if he cared to comment on the verbal thrashing that ex-girlfriend Katy Perry unleashed on him. John put out his Marlboro and...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Disses Ex-Boyfriend John Mayer

Katy Perry Disses Ex-Boyfriend John Mayer

HOLLYWOOD - Katy Perry was sitting at The Flamboyant Tortilla Restaurant with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight asking herself how in the world she could have fallen for that low-life, snake in the grass John Mayer and three times to boot. Th...

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Funny story: John Mayer Wants To Date The Wisconsin Woman Who Has 213 Erogenous Zones

John Mayer Wants To Date The Wisconsin Woman Who Has 213 Erogenous Zones

HOLLYWOOD - John Mayer says that he has dated some of Hollywood's most beautiful and sexiest women and he does not dispute the nickname that Tinsel Town gave him John "The Player" Mayer. John recently broke up with Katy Perry after getting back to...

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