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Funny story: Liverpool FC To Hold Premier League Victory Parade On Sunday

Liverpool FC To Hold Premier League Victory Parade On Sunday

With what's being said by many to be "an unassailable lead" in the Premier League, Liverpool Football Club have organised a victory parade around the city's streets on Sunday to celebrate their first title in 30 years. The end of the season is not...

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Funny story: Liverpool: Has Jurgen Klopp Has Lost The Dressing Room?

Liverpool: Has Jurgen Klopp Has Lost The Dressing Room?

There was more bad news for Liverpool fans at Stamford Bridge last night, as the Reds crashed out of the FA Cup at the hands of Chelsea, and, after being hammered 3-0 at Watford on Saturday, meaning they have suffered two defeats in four days, some a...

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Funny story: Liverpool Want Harry Maguire In Summer After Watford Defensive Disaster

Liverpool Want Harry Maguire In Summer After Watford Defensive Disaster

Rumours emanating from Anfield this morning are that Liverpool will seek to strengthen their defence in the summer, after their present back four was 'taken to the cleaners' in yesterday's 3-0 defeat at Watford. They will be making a serious £100m...

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Funny story: Liverpool Title Bid Derailed As Premier League Considers Season Abandonment Due To Coronavirus

Liverpool Title Bid Derailed As Premier League Considers Season Abandonment Due To Coronavirus

Black clouds were gathering over Anfield this morning, as news reached Merseyside that, due to the threat to public health posed by the Coronavirus, Premier League officials will meet on Monday afternoon with a view to abandoning the football season.

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Funny story: Manchester United: 10-Year-Old Fan Says His Dad Wrote Letter To Jürgen Klopp, Not Him

Manchester United: 10-Year-Old Fan Says His Dad Wrote Letter To Jürgen Klopp, Not Him

Daragh Curley, the 10-year-old Manchester United 'fan' who wrote a letter to Liverpool boss, Jürgen Klopp, asking him if he could fix it for the Anfield club to lose a few games so that they might not win the Premier League title, has revealed that i...

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Funny story: Liverpool: Jürgen Klopp Says "It's Too Early To Think About Titles"

Liverpool: Jürgen Klopp Says "It's Too Early To Think About Titles"

Liverpool may be 25 points ahead of their closest rivals in the race to win their first top-tier title in 30 years, but their manager, Jürgen Klopp, is taking nothing for granted, and says it is far too early to be thinking of such things. Liverpo...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Puts In Transfer Request

Cristiano Ronaldo Puts In Transfer Request

The transfer deadline may have been reached last Friday, and the window slammed shut, but one man who has got a request in early for the next round of moves is the Juventus player, Cristiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo, 34, has scored a phenomenal amount of...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Wants To Play For Liverpool Next Season

Cristiano Ronaldo Wants To Play For Liverpool Next Season

The January transfer window closed at midnight on Friday, and will remain shut for the rest of the season, but already there is talk about what might happen in the summer, and the name that is on everyone's lips is that of Cristiano Ronaldo, and a po...

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Funny story: Liverpool: Are The Wheels Coming Off?

Liverpool: Are The Wheels Coming Off?

They might remain unbeaten in the Premier League this season, but, after barely surviving a nervous last half-hour at Shrewsbury Town yesterday, some football pundits are asking "have Liverpool finally cracked?" The 4th-round tie at Gay Meadow aga...

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Funny story: Manchester United And Liverpool Will Walk Off If Anyone So Much As THINKS Anything Racist

Manchester United And Liverpool Will Walk Off If Anyone So Much As THINKS Anything Racist

The game between Manchester United and Premier League leaders Liverpool is just about to kick off at Old Trafford, and the big news is that both teams have agreed they will walk off the pitch if any of the supporters so much as thinks anything of a r...

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Funny story: Manchester United Manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Found Hiding In Closet Under Stairs

Manchester United Manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Found Hiding In Closet Under Stairs

A crisis at Old Trafford was averted this morning when, after an initial panic and a frantic search, Manchester United club boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, was discovered at his home, hiding in a cupboard under the stairs. Solskjaer, 46, has been weat...

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Funny story: Jurgen Klopp Set For Liverpool Exit?

Jurgen Klopp Set For Liverpool Exit?

Liverpool manager, Jurgen Klopp, has aroused speculation amongst fans that he harbours a secret desire to become a ventriloquist, and has had a mouthful of new teeth fitted to help him to achieve his goal. Klopp was being interviewed by the BBC's...

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