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Funny story: Judi Dench to be the face on the new £1 coin

Judi Dench to be the face on the new £1 coin

In a groundbreaking move, the Treasury has unveiled the designs for the new £1 coin featuring the iconic face of none other than Dame Judi Dench, the ageless wonder of the silver screen. Renowned for her ability to defy the laws of time and gravit…

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Funny story: England's Judi Dench To Star As Queen Elizabeth In The Movie "Queen Elizabeth - The One and Only"

England's Judi Dench To Star As Queen Elizabeth In The Movie "Queen Elizabeth - The One and Only"

LONDON - (UK Satire) - Sherwood Forest Pictures in association with Touch Rock Productions will soon begin filming the Queen Elizabeth biography titled, "Queen Elizabeth - The One and Only." The film will be directed by UK director Reginald Crossw…

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Funny story: How To Resurrect Daniel Craig As James Bond And Judi Dench As M

How To Resurrect Daniel Craig As James Bond And Judi Dench As M

Easy. The new film is an old James Bond case, protected under the Official Secrets Act and supervised by Judi Dench as M before Javier Barden killed her in the Skyfall film. Everything works on celluloid. Pay film director Ridley Scott loads…

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Funny story: National Treasures to be Housed in Museum

National Treasures to be Housed in Museum

Britain's National Treasures, including the likes of Julie Walters and Dame Judi Dench, are to be rounded up and housed in a museum it was announced today. The new Culture Secretary, Karen Bradley today unveiled her plans stating that it was vita...

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Funny story: Rotten Broccoli Movie Review

Rotten Broccoli Movie Review

Terrible summer blockbuster 'The End' is due to hit cinema's this week and critics are already panning the film with respected popcorn cruncher Roger Ebert describing it as 'just three hours of credits', albeit the most thrill inducing, stomach churning, tear jerking, laugh out loud three hours of credits ever. German director Uwe Schmitz retorted that 'yes it is three hours of rolling credits, bu...

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Funny story: Human Body Parts Found on James Bond Quantum of Solace Set

Human Body Parts Found on James Bond Quantum of Solace Set

London, England - The world premiere of the new James Bond film in London's Leicester Square was marred by revelations that human remains have been discovered on the film's set. Quantum of Solace stars Daniel Craig and Judi Dench were strutting th...

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Funny story: Britney: I want to lick Judi Dench

Britney: I want to lick Judi Dench

Ever since her infamous kiss with Madonna, Britney Spears is said to have longed for another passionate moment with an aged woman. According to her mother, who also recently wrote about her daughter's troubled early years, Britney has developed a...

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Funny story: Dame Judi Dench in love tryst with Commander James Bond

Dame Judi Dench in love tryst with Commander James Bond

MI5 handlers are reportedly furious that top secret agent James Bond has been caught with his pants down on the job with his crusty boss Dame Judi Dench (also known as M).

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