In the first excavations of the newly discovered tomb of Jesus a marble bust and a missing chapter of the Gospel of St. Thomas have been found. The bust, according to the accompanying text is that of none other than Jesus. It bears a strong likeness...
Archaeologists have uncovered in a rubbish pit outside Jerusalem what may well be the find of the century outstripping even the discovery of Tutankhamen's tomb in 1922. It is a parchment believed to have been distributed weekly among the intelligents...
Archaeologists digging near Jerusalem have unearthed what could be the find of the century... a document purporting to list the actual charges made against Jesus Christ. Jesus was formally arraigned at the house of the High Priest Caiaphas before a gathering of Scribes and officials belonging to the Jerusalem Sanhedrin council. The list of indictments was read out to the defendant who made...
Archaeologists excavating along the North West coast of Palestine close to where Pontius Pilate had his palace have made a remarkable find. It is a letter written on papyrus. Experts are not sure if it is a copy or not. Was it ever sent? Did Tiberius Caesar read it and respond? If not, we could well be living now in a very different world indeed. Because what they unearthed is a letter from Po...
A new survey has revealed a shocking level of ignorance surrounding Easter and the events of Holy Week, amongst the general public. The survey, which was conducted by the respected agnostic journal, Navel-Gazing Today, was both scientific and repr...
Judas has spoken out about his betrayal of Jesus. He tells our reporter the truth behind the story. Apparently, Judas was a member of a Cult and didn't believe in Jesus at all. He was sent by the elders of the Cult to destroy Jesus' reputation as a 'good guy'. Judas was recuited by well-known Cult leader Charles Manson, the one with the wierd tattoo on his forehead and the 'evil eyes'.
There was much angst in the Democratic caucus last night after Senator Joe Lieberman effectively killed the health care bill. In a late night appearance before the caucus, Senator Joe Lieberman in an outspoken moment said to the caucus: "What...
It was revealed yesterday that Manchester City have finally signed Argentinian striker Judas Iscariot. Iscariot, who runs about a lot huffing and puffing, was said to be delighted by his move down the road. United fan, Mental Mickey, speaking f...
Lenten Passion plays across the Christian world attract tourist and tourism's dollars, Euros and even Asian visitors with a yuan for crucifixions. Most of the dramatic reenactments of the final days of the Jesus myth, like the gospels, pays special a...
The Spoof can exclusively reveal that the Disgraced Pop Paedo Pervert Gary Glitter will be recording in the studio with disgraced dirty disciple Judas Iscariot. Judas "Thirty Pieces" Isacriot An insider who has never met Judas or Gary told th...
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