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Funny story: President Biden Says Nancy Pelosi Has Bigger Balls Than Putin and Trump Put Together

President Biden Says Nancy Pelosi Has Bigger Balls Than Putin and Trump Put Together

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has always liked Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi for many reasons. Two of the reasons he noted were because she can speak 9 languages (8 fluently) and she knows the names of every horse that has…

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Funny story: Mob Boss In The White House?

Mob Boss In The White House?

Mob boss in the White House? No, not Joe Biden, but the loser Biden booted out of the White House: Donald Trump. Trump, who is attempting to emulate pal Vladimir Putin (a guy getting his nuts squashed by a hammer called Ukraine), is back to his lock…

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Funny story: Other Ministries Joe Is Considering

Other Ministries Joe Is Considering

Ministry of Awesomeness Ministry of Doubleplusungood Ministry of Ministry (ROCK ON!) Ministry of We’re Not Spying On You We Swear Ministry of Hollywood Stars Are Better Than You Ministry of Keepin’ It Real Ministry of Fuck All Mi…

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Funny story: President Biden Says Donald The Trumptard Hasn't Slept In Four Days and He Looks Like Shit!

President Biden Says Donald The Trumptard Hasn't Slept In Four Days and He Looks Like Shit!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - When it comes to Trump, President Biden is not the least bit shy. He recently stated to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk, that the Trumptard is going downhill faster than an NBA basketball. POTUS noted…

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Funny story: Soros = soroS: The Looking Glass War

Soros = soroS: The Looking Glass War

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you have ever wondered who is calling the shots for President Joe Biden, look no further. Billionaire George Soros, a man with no country, is the defacto leader of our country. Along with Barack Obama’s former puppeteer, Valeri…

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Funny story: Taxidermist To The Stars: He Stuffed And Mounted President Biden

Taxidermist To The Stars: He Stuffed And Mounted President Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: Until now, all the efforts of man to restore the skin of his fellow creature to its natural form and beauty, have proved fruitless. Previous attempts by taxidermists to stuff and mount a member of his own specie have only produced…

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Funny story: Easter Bunny Rescues The President

Easter Bunny Rescues The President

BILLINGSGATE POST: Who’s calling the shots? President Biden seemingly was in full control of the White House’s Easter egg roll when he was interrupted by none other than the Easter Bunny. No. It wasn’t really an Easter Bunny. It was a staffer dre…

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Funny story: Biden Claims He was Once the Easter Bunny: "Colored Eggs are Just as Bright as White Eggs"

Biden Claims He was Once the Easter Bunny: "Colored Eggs are Just as Bright as White Eggs"

The White House- Joe Biden, supposed President of the United States, added the Easter Bunny to his impressive resume today. The outlandish claim was made during opening remarks at the annual Easter Egg Roll on the White House grounds on Easter Monday…

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Funny story: Biden: Your Mutt And Revolving Fire Hydrants Can Solve Our Energy Crisis

Biden: Your Mutt And Revolving Fire Hydrants Can Solve Our Energy Crisis

BILLINGSGATE POST: Forget the miles and miles of lizard-killing solar energy panels that spoil our great outdoors. Forget the ubiquitous windmills that dot our prairies and seas. Forget the promising use of hydrogen fuel to run our engines; likewis…

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Funny story: President Biden Calls Afghani President Abu Taboo Fashu and Thanks Him For Not Acting Like That Evil SOB Putin

President Biden Calls Afghani President Abu Taboo Fashu and Thanks Him For Not Acting Like That Evil SOB Putin

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki stated that POTUS recently called up President Abu Taboo Fashu, the Taliban president of Afghanistan. President Biden expressed his appreciation to Fashu for acting like a ci…

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Funny story: Prior To Russian Invading Ukraine, President Biden Was Thinking About Making It The 51st State

Prior To Russian Invading Ukraine, President Biden Was Thinking About Making It The 51st State

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Alpha Beta News Agency has just noted that President Biden was seriously thinking about making Ukraine the 51st state. ABNA revealed that he had consulted with 7 of the leading annexation experts who were pai…

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Funny story: Joe Biden: The G.O.A.T.

Joe Biden: The G.O.A.T.

Joe Biden may be down, which is not surprising considering what he has accomplished in a little over a year. He badly botched the nation’s withdrawal from Afghanistan. Of course, he was distracted by Omnicom from which almost as many Americans died…

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Funny story: Will Smith: “I’m Not Gonna Hit You. The Hell I’m Not!”

Will Smith: “I’m Not Gonna Hit You. The Hell I’m Not!”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since John Wayne suddenly changed his mind in the movie, McClintock!, has there been such a reversal of course versus one’s initial statement. When President Biden went off-script by suggesting that Vladimir Putin lose his…

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Funny story: Biden's "Putin must go" leads to new interpretations of "Let's go Brandon"

Biden's "Putin must go" leads to new interpretations of "Let's go Brandon"

Mr. Biden's current pronouncement that "Putin must go" has brought an almost immediate response from US intelligence. Laying out whoever "must go" has of course been a noble sentiment from far back in political discourse, including as applied to M…

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Funny story: “For God’s Sake, This Man Cannot Remain In Power”

“For God’s Sake, This Man Cannot Remain In Power”

Big so what? Everyone in the world recognizes Vladimir Putin is killing innocent people, destroying homes, cities, cutting off water supplies, bombing hospitals, turning a landscape to ashes. Get real, folks. Stop your nervous Nellie antics. Whit…

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Funny story: Newsmax Announces New Spinoff Channel Devoted Entirely to Hunter Biden’s Laptop

Newsmax Announces New Spinoff Channel Devoted Entirely to Hunter Biden’s Laptop

Washington - Rightwing news and opinion channel Newsmax has decided to introduce a new streaming service that will devote itself entirely to the issues surrounding revelations contained in a laptop computer apparently left at a repair shop by Hunter…

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Funny story: Like A Bad Neighbor, Kamala Is There: Biden’s Insurance Policy

Like A Bad Neighbor, Kamala Is There: Biden’s Insurance Policy

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like a latter-day Cleghorn Leghorn, Joe Biden blustered into the Democrat chicken coop and picked a chick that had been handed down from one rooster to another for twenty years. Even Donald Duck had a run with her. He loved her c…

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