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Funny story: Pussy Riot To Donate All The Profits From Their New Song To An Excellent Cause

Pussy Riot To Donate All The Profits From Their New Song To An Excellent Cause

LOS ANGELES – The all-girl Russian band, who hate President Putin more than cavemen hated taking baths, has just released their latest song titled, “Damnit, Where The Hell Did All These Friggin' Racists Come From?" Pussy Riot was recently honored…

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Funny story: Trump suggests golf game to decide election

Trump suggests golf game to decide election

President Trump tweeted this morning that a game of golf should decide the 2020 US election, to avoid what he claims are "fake voters" that would corrupt the result. "A lot of people say it's the best way to decide who should be president," said T…

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Funny story: GOP'ers 4 Biden Is Made Up of Former President Bush Staff Members

GOP'ers 4 Biden Is Made Up of Former President Bush Staff Members

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The latest anti-Trump group to spring up is perhaps one that Trump hates more than any of the others. Individuals who served in President George W. Bush’s White House, have formed a group of hundreds, and they are as anti-Trump…

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Funny story: 7 Reasons to Vote Kanye West for President

7 Reasons to Vote Kanye West for President

On Saturday, musical artist and fashion designer, Kanye West, announced his candidacy for the 2020 US Presidential election. West made his announcement via Twitter. “We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision...

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Funny story: Biden calls for mandatory mask-wearing; almost gets himself tested with a GX-2009 Portable Multi-Gas Detector

Biden calls for mandatory mask-wearing; almost gets himself tested with a GX-2009 Portable Multi-Gas Detector

Yesterday in an interview with a major news network, Mr. Biden confirmed he is an advocate of mask-wearing, and he will make it mandatory, when president. He stood eight feet away from the anchor at his news desk, both wearing masks, Mr. Biden bac…

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Funny story: Joe Biden changes his name to Joe Bidet

Joe Biden changes his name to Joe Bidet

Oakland, CA - Miss Buttercups Beauty Contest Joe Bidet, formerly known as Joe Biden, announced today to a large gathering of twelve people, including one reporter, that he sits on the toilet backwards. “Yea.. I just.. I wanna.. you know? I tho...

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Funny story: Sleepy Joe Gives Order To Not Resuscitate Him If He Wins Election

Sleepy Joe Gives Order To Not Resuscitate Him If He Wins Election

BILLINGSGATE POST: Sleepy Joe Biden wants to go out quietly. He said he would be watching the election results from his basement headquarters while laid out horizontally on his favorite Naugahyde BarcaLounger. His wife, err...sister, was given o...

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Funny story: Biden Plays With His Pet Mouse While Trump Mocks Him

Biden Plays With His Pet Mouse While Trump Mocks Him

BILLINGSGATE POST: The contrast couldn’t be greater. While President Trump was electrifying his faithful, explaining why one should never wear leather-soled shoes while going down a steel ramp, Joe Biden was laid out on his Naugahyde BarcaLounger, p...

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Funny story: Man Became Confused About John Bolton And Joe Biden

Man Became Confused About John Bolton And Joe Biden

A man who, by his own admittance, is largely unfamiliar with the subject of US Politics, made an astonishing and barely-believable blunder this morning, when, thinking up a ridiculous story for publication on TheSpoof.com, he inexplicably confused fo...

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Funny story: Cagey Joe Biden Has Selected His VP Nominee

Cagey Joe Biden Has Selected His VP Nominee

Joe Biden never was terribly bright, and, at 77, he is losing too much of the grey matter that he once had. Nonetheless, you don’t grab as many women as he has over the years and still manage to become vice president and your party’s presidential no...

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Funny story: Biden Is Ahead And Trump Is Screaming

Biden Is Ahead And Trump Is Screaming

Biden is ahead in the polls, and Donald Trump is screaming like a soprano! Trump calls Joe Biden Sleepy Joe, but no one looked sleepier than Trump trying to read from the teleprompter during his West Point commencement address. Trump even appeared to…

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Funny story: Do You Want A Clown Or President In The Oval Office?

Do You Want A Clown Or President In The Oval Office?

It has become an either/or question: Do you want a clown or a real president in the Oval Office of the White House? If you were drowning in a pool, a river, or a lake, who would you want at water’s edge, Trump or Biden? Trump would claim bone...

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Funny story: 140 Trillion Dollar Stimulus Package

140 Trillion Dollar Stimulus Package

$140 trillion is not a misprint. It is 9am, and you heard it here first. Here’s how it occurred. At a hastily-convened 6am meeting, President Trump told his cabinet that he “realized” when he was twittering at 3am, that, for $10 trillion, we could...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Hates Trump So Much, She Has Decided To Run as a Third Party Candidate

Ann Coulter Hates Trump So Much, She Has Decided To Run as a Third Party Candidate

NEW YORK CITY – Ann Coulter is a perfect example of millions of Republicans who are finally coming around to realize that they made a big mistake by voting for Donald Johnny Trump. Ann, who once thought that Trump hung the moon, now realizes that...

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Funny story: Hard-Core Republican Ann Coulter Turns on Trump and Tears Him a New One

Hard-Core Republican Ann Coulter Turns on Trump and Tears Him a New One

BOSTON – Far-right media pundit, Ann Coulter, was in Boston taking care of a personal medical condition. She was asked what she thought about Trump in regards to the presidency. And Coulter proceeded to tear POTUS a new one. Ann, who is as Repu...

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Funny story: Biden says boiled baby remark too salty for his taste

Biden says boiled baby remark too salty for his taste

Presidential nominee-to-be Joe Biden has responded to a columnist's devotion to him over all other candidates, particularly Donald Trump. The Nation's Katha Pollitt recently stated she would support Biden “if he boiled babies and ate them.” Thi...

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Funny story: The Trumps Talk About Killing Elephants, Pedophilia, and Crazy Nancy

The Trumps Talk About Killing Elephants, Pedophilia, and Crazy Nancy

President Trump and his two boys had a very rare meeting to discuss politics last Tuesday. The offspring had an alcoholic drink, and the President, a teetotaler, ordered some fried chicken. Trump earlier had a dinner of two Big Macs, fried chicken...

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