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Funny story: Grandpa Joe mean to Kamala: Tells her to “Get the f*** out of here!”

Grandpa Joe mean to Kamala: Tells her to “Get the f*** out of here!”

Small wonder Kamala Harris is no where to be found. Rumors that she was stuffed and mounted next to Trigger have bounced around the Beltway for weeks. Now we know why she has been in the closet for the past two years, notwithstanding the efforts of…

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Funny story: King Charles and President Biden sign 'The Anti-Terrorist Pact"

King Charles and President Biden sign 'The Anti-Terrorist Pact"

Word filtering out of Buckingham Palace is that King Charles III, and President Joe Biden have agreed to sign what they are calling the "US/UK Anti-Terrorist Pact." According to Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, the pact states in no unc…

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Funny story: Joe finally admits talking "business" with Hunter

Joe finally admits talking "business" with Hunter

Relentlessly pressed by FAUX NEWS reporter, Helga Hardass, about whether the president had ever discussed business with his wayward son, Hunter, the President snapped back: “Yes, I asked him how much he paid for those two hookers he was shown bang…

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Funny story: President Biden invites Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to the White House for an old-fashioned Texas barbecue

President Biden invites Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to the White House for an old-fashioned Texas barbecue

The Vox Populi News Agency has just broken the story that President Joe Biden has just issued an invitation for America's "Happiest Couple," Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to attend a good old-fashioned Texas barbecue dinner at the White House. POTU…

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Funny story: FBI SWAT team raids Elmer Smuckmeister’s farm in Beaver Crossing

FBI SWAT team raids Elmer Smuckmeister’s farm in Beaver Crossing

The old hens posing as widows in Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, had something to cluck about this weekend. An early morning raid on Elmer Smuckmeister’s farmhouse Friday morning by FBI agents caught everyone in the small farming village by surprise.

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Funny story: King Charles III, invites President Biden to visit Buckingham Palace

King Charles III, invites President Biden to visit Buckingham Palace

Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck reveals that King Charles III has extended a warm invitation to President Biden for a visit to Buckingham Palace. During the visit, the distinguished pair intends to discuss the ongoing Russian invasion of Ukr…

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Funny story: Joe Biden embraces Republicanism

Joe Biden embraces Republicanism

The President of the United States had quite an interesting announcement earlier today. Sitting behind the desk in the Oval Office, President Joe Biden announced a new platform for his administration and the Democratic Party as a whole: Republicanism…

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Funny story: Ask Dr. Billingsgate: First Lady wonders why Joe is coughing up hairballs

Ask Dr. Billingsgate: First Lady wonders why Joe is coughing up hairballs

Dr. Billingsgate provides advice to a woman who fears that her husband has been “sniffing around.” Dear Dr. Billingsgate, I hope you don't think I'm being paranoid. But lately, I have been finding black hairballs around the White House. I'm…

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Funny story: President Biden proudly boasts that he subscribes to Victorian Secrets magazine

President Biden proudly boasts that he subscribes to Victorian Secrets magazine

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre was asked if it's true that POTUS has a subscription to the extremely popular monthly publication Victorian Secrets Magazine. Miss Jean-Pierre smiled and announced that President Biden has subscribed…

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Funny story: Biden Crime Family Connected To McMuttleys Dogburger Franchises In North Korea

Biden Crime Family Connected To McMuttleys Dogburger Franchises In North Korea

BILLINGSGATE POST: It is common knowledge that the Joe Biden-Hunter Biden crime family has been receiving undisclosed money from China. Not so well known is the crime family’s ownership of a number of McMuttley Dogburger franchises in Pyongyang, No…

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Funny story: President Biden Has Fined Donald Trump $13 Million

President Biden Has Fined Donald Trump $13 Million

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has informed the news media that President Biden has just fined Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump $13 million. The fine falls under the new ruling that past presidents ca…

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Funny story: If Convicted, Will Trump's W.H. Term Be Fraudulent Including Judicial Appointments?

If Convicted, Will Trump's W.H. Term Be Fraudulent Including Judicial Appointments?

If convicted, would Trump's four-year White House term be considered fraudulent? The entire four years would be stained and gotten through mischievous and illegal ways. All that airplane fuel used to fly Trump and his extended family back and fort…

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Funny story: President Biden Will Visit Mexico Because They Have More Oil Than Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, and Alaska Combined

President Biden Will Visit Mexico Because They Have More Oil Than Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, and Alaska Combined

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - According to White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, President Biden is set to visit Mexico to explore purchasing a large amount of oil. Geologists have recently discovered new oil deposits in the states o…

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Funny story: President Biden In a Gesture of Goodwill Says He Will Lend Trump 75¢

President Biden In a Gesture of Goodwill Says He Will Lend Trump 75¢

WASHINGTON D.C. - (Spoof News) - President Biden was laughing as he told the White House Press Corps that he will be lending "Moby The Whale" (Trump) 75¢ toward his legal defense. POTUS did note that he wants to be repaid $3 (icluding interest).

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Funny story: Biden Does Stand-Up Comedy in Chinanada

Biden Does Stand-Up Comedy in Chinanada

Biden called Canada “China” and got big laughs! So after the show he went to an Ottawa comedy club and did five minutes of killer material. Here are some of Joe’s jokes: “Why can’t Justin Trudeau be a good democratic leader? ‘Cuz the Chinese fo…

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Funny story: President Biden Signs An Executive Order That States That All Billionaires Will Be Taxed At a 50% Rate

President Biden Signs An Executive Order That States That All Billionaires Will Be Taxed At a 50% Rate

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move that's sure to make the working-class cheer, President Biden has announced a new tax plan that will finally stick it to the man. The "50% Fair Tax Diddly Deal," will introduce a new tax bracket for bill…

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Funny story: Trump Might Really be Indicted, and Biden’s Pi__ed

Trump Might Really be Indicted, and Biden’s Pi__ed

When it comes to 21st century politics, one literally does not know what to believe so we are passing along some stories that we have heard about the impending Trump indictment and are working to track down additional information. As many of you…

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