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Funny story: Fuck Bon Jovi

Fuck Bon Jovi

Don’t you dare Play ‘Living on a prayer’ How did he climb to fame With “givin’ love a bad name”? Lame music Just proves it Any doucebag with a guitar Can really go far No counting for taste Just give ‘em a pretty face Lots of white trash…

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Funny story: Bon Jovi's Song Contest About The Coronavirus Meets With Aggression From Online Humor Writer.

Bon Jovi's Song Contest About The Coronavirus Meets With Aggression From Online Humor Writer.

Bon Jovi, the leader of the Grammy award-winning popular rock band from Boston that also bears his name, has gotten an unexpected pie in the face from an unnamed humor writer from the online website 'Humoroutcasts'. It all started when Jon Bon Jov...

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Funny story: Chris Christie Slips On Banana Peel At Howard Stern's

Chris Christie Slips On Banana Peel At Howard Stern's

New York- A former Port Authority official at the center of the George Washington Bridgegate scandal today called Gov. Chris Christie's a liar. "He knew about the closure of entrance ramps to the bridge which caused massive traffic jams." "Hell,...

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Funny story: Jon Bon Jovi Has Kicked Richie Sambora Out of The Band

Jon Bon Jovi Has Kicked Richie Sambora Out of The Band

BOISE, Idaho - Bon Jovi performed at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise, and afterwards the band's leader sat down with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine. He informed her that after months of rampant speculation he has finally made it offi...

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Funny story: The Truth Behind The Bon Jovi - Richie Sambora Feud

The Truth Behind The Bon Jovi - Richie Sambora Feud

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora left the band to deal with what he called very personal problems. Jon Bon Jovi was asked to comment on Sambora's departure by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine. The New Jersey...

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Funny story: Jon Bon Jovi Dispels The Rumors of Why Richie Sambora Left The Band

Jon Bon Jovi Dispels The Rumors of Why Richie Sambora Left The Band

NEW YORK CITY - There has been all kinds of speculation as to why long time Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora has left the band. Band leader Jon Bon Jovi has tried to make it seem like it is a personal problem insinuating that perhaps Richie is de...

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Funny story: Frock and Roll printing error causes misery in Newcastle

Frock and Roll printing error causes misery in Newcastle

Bon Jovi's UK tour hit a snag when it rolled into Newcastle last week after the posters for the tour contained a slight spelling error. Instead of A Night Of Rock and Roll with Bon Jovi the posters actually read A Night of Frock and Roll with Bon...

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Funny story: Bon Jovi Alive but Generalissimo Francisco Franco is Still Dead

Bon Jovi Alive but Generalissimo Francisco Franco is Still Dead

Still fighting Internet rumors and that the 80's rock legend had indeed passed away, Bon Jovi appeared in front of the press this morning holding up a sign that read simply, "I am not dead". Hoping the quick photo op would quell additional rumors...

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Funny story: Real Music Fans Sad to Hear Jon Bon Jovi Still Alive

Real Music Fans Sad to Hear Jon Bon Jovi Still Alive

New Jersey, NJ--Real music fans were saddened to hear that Jon Bon Jovi is still alive. It seems it was just a internet hoax of the talentless wonders death. "I woke-up and heard the great news, Jon Bon Jovi died, but it was not to be. I can stil...

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