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Funny story: Ask Dr. Billingsgate: First Lady wonders why Joe is coughing up hairballs

Ask Dr. Billingsgate: First Lady wonders why Joe is coughing up hairballs

Dr. Billingsgate provides advice to a woman who fears that her husband has been “sniffing around.” Dear Dr. Billingsgate, I hope you don't think I'm being paranoid. But lately, I have been finding black hairballs around the White House. I'm…

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Funny story: USA Today Headlines - ‘Ukrainian President Zelensky To Meet Wednesday With Biden’

USA Today Headlines - ‘Ukrainian President Zelensky To Meet Wednesday With Biden’

USA Today (Their actual headline above) announced that Ukrainian President Zelensky would apparently be meeting with Wednesday and American President Biden. This news has stumped the world press as to why Biden would bring a young and rather strange…

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Funny story: The Bidens Are Looking To Buy a Getaway Home Up In Saskatchewan, Saskatoon

The Bidens Are Looking To Buy a Getaway Home Up In Saskatchewan, Saskatoon

SASKATCHEWAN, Saskatoon - (Satire News) - President Biden and the first lady Dr. Jill Biden have been talking to a realty company about purchasing a villa in Saskatoon. IRumors (Canada) reports that the Biden's are looking at a 16,000 square foot…

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Funny story: Biden Claims He was Once the Easter Bunny: "Colored Eggs are Just as Bright as White Eggs"

Biden Claims He was Once the Easter Bunny: "Colored Eggs are Just as Bright as White Eggs"

The White House- Joe Biden, supposed President of the United States, added the Easter Bunny to his impressive resume today. The outlandish claim was made during opening remarks at the annual Easter Egg Roll on the White House grounds on Easter Monday…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian is Tapped By President Joe Biden To Be The Director of The Newly Formed Department of Women’s Rights

Kim Kardashian is Tapped By President Joe Biden To Be The Director of The Newly Formed Department of Women’s Rights

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In a move that has the entire left coast state of California cheering with joyous joy, the oldest of the 5 Kardashian sisters has been chosen by President Biden to head up the newly-formed Department of Women’s Righ…

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Funny story: Jill Biden Reveals Her First Act

Jill Biden Reveals Her First Act

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Jill Biden told Vox Populi News that she can hardly wait for her husband to be sworn in so that they can occupy the White House. She commented that the very first thing she is going to do is to trash all of Melan…

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Funny story: Say What You Will, No One Hates Jill

Say What You Will, No One Hates Jill

As we all know, Joe Biden will be selecting a running mate shortly, and one Democratic insider yesterday commented off the record: “I have no idea what Joe is thinking of with the possible running mates he’s considering. Everyone on the list has…

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Funny story: Cagey Joe Biden Has Selected His VP Nominee

Cagey Joe Biden Has Selected His VP Nominee

Joe Biden never was terribly bright, and, at 77, he is losing too much of the grey matter that he once had. Nonetheless, you don’t grab as many women as he has over the years and still manage to become vice president and your party’s presidential no...

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Funny story: Joe and Jill Biden Are Already Picking Out The New Colors For The White House Carpets

Joe and Jill Biden Are Already Picking Out The New Colors For The White House Carpets

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Mr. and Mrs. Joe Biden celebrated his fantastic victory in the South Carolina Primary well into the wee hours. Reports are that the happy couple danced to the music of Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, and The Barenaked Ladies while di...

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Funny story: Biden lays out “anybody but” program plus his BSAW trophy

Biden lays out “anybody but” program plus his BSAW trophy

Former vice-president of the US, Joe Biden, is now making the rounds of major news sites with his “anybody but Donald Trump” program. He is assisted by his wife, Jill, who has remarked: “Even though Joe has some pretty crappy ideas, most import...

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Funny story: A White House Source Says Michelle Obama Dislikes Helle Thorning-Schmidt Even More Than Hillary Clinton Disliked Monica Lewinsky

A White House Source Says Michelle Obama Dislikes Helle Thorning-Schmidt Even More Than Hillary Clinton Disliked Monica Lewinsky

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House staff has all been told by White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax not to mention the name of the Danish prime minister in the presence of the first lady, Michelle Obama. Colfax stated that Mrs. Obama sees red whe...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Mom, Pattie Mallette, Has Checked Herself Into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

Justin Bieber's Mom, Pattie Mallette, Has Checked Herself Into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that Justin Bieber has done it. The spoiled child of Pattie Mallette has just caused her to check herself into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. A source close to Mrs. Mallette stated that Pattie reached the po...

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Funny story: President Obama Wins $1,375 Betting On The Academy Awards

President Obama Wins $1,375 Betting On The Academy Awards

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama said that he has never enjoyed watching the Academy Award Show more than he did this one. The president watched the Tinsel Town show on The White House Big Screen TV Room along with the first lady (Michelle Obama...

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