Marriage is a union between a man and a woman, and it is sacred, blessed and ruled over by GOOOOOOOOOD! [Listen to those heavy metal lyrics!] God is there when Mr and Mrs are going through a wedding chapel drive-thru in Las Vegas, the groom dresse…
The most honest man God ever created? More honorable than Jesus, Gandhi or Buddha? Holy tamale! Even God must be ticked! Or triple pissed! At a Saturday night rally in Selma, North Carolina, Donald Trump first announced to his audience, “I’ve…
ORLANDO FL (ABSNN) -- Clem Feathersucker, formerly known to billions as Jesus Christ, finished his three-month long Professional Golfer Association Pre-tour School Saturday. He graduated fifth in his class of thirty new golf professionals. "I pla...
Editor's Note: When I couldn't nail Jesus Christ down for an interview, I asked him to submit a guest column. On Monday, Jesus Christ filed a lawsuit against "Jesus Candidate", Rick Santorum, citing, "….fraudulent impersonation with intent to gain power over the feeble minded citizens of the Kingdom known as the United States of America…" My Brothers and Sisters: By now you know that circums...
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