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Funny story: Britney Spears Will Be Starring As Jessica Simpson In The Movie, "The Duke of Hazzard's Daisy Duke - Nude, Rude, and Downright Lewd"

Britney Spears Will Be Starring As Jessica Simpson In The Movie, "The Duke of Hazzard's Daisy Duke - Nude, Rude, and Downright Lewd"

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Jessica Simpson starred as the extremely hot, sensuously erotic Daisy Duke Short Shorts-wearing Daisy Duke in the 2005 movie, "The Dukes of Hazzard." And now Britney Spears will be starring as Jessica Simpson's characte…

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Has Agreed To Lend Her Voice To The Newly Added Masseuse Cartoon Character On "The Simpsons"

Jessica Simpson Has Agreed To Lend Her Voice To The Newly Added Masseuse Cartoon Character On "The Simpsons"

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of the most successful TV cartoon series of all time is "The Simpsons." TV show experts are now predicting that the show will become even more popular than ever due to the fact that the deliciously sexy sexpot Jessi…

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson’s Reality Show Wins An Award For Best New Reality Comedy Show

Jessica Simpson’s Reality Show Wins An Award For Best New Reality Comedy Show

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) – Jessica Simpson was thrilled at receiving the coveted Emmy Award for “Best New Comedy Reality Show”. Simpson stars in the Epitome Network’s “Mama Daisy Duke and Her Redneck Boys”. Simpson says she recently took some…

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson to Star in The Dixie-Themed TV Sit-Com “Mama Daisy Duke and Her Redneck Boys.”

Jessica Simpson to Star in The Dixie-Themed TV Sit-Com “Mama Daisy Duke and Her Redneck Boys.”

HOLLYWOOD – (TV Satire) - Jessica Simpson has agreed to revise her role as Daisy Duke on the Epitome Networks new sit-com titled, “Mama Daisy Duke and Her Redneck Boys”. Jessica’s character from “The Dukes of Hazzard” movie is now a divorced mothe…

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson to Raffle off All Her Dukes of Hazzard Confederate Clothes Items to Benefit BLM

Jessica Simpson to Raffle off All Her Dukes of Hazzard Confederate Clothes Items to Benefit BLM

MALIBU BEACH, California – Jessica Simpson, the sexy, lascivious actress who starred in the good old boy comedy film, “The Dukes of Hazzard,” said that she has decided to take all of her Daisy Duke Confederate-inspired clothes items and raffle them o…

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Funny story: Russians Hack Florida Elections-O.J. Simpson is New Governor of Florida

Russians Hack Florida Elections-O.J. Simpson is New Governor of Florida

Tallahassee, FL Florida elections officials announced today that they had solid evidence that the recent Florida elections were hacked. They point to the fact that O.J. has become the new Governor. "O.J. Simpson wasn't even on the ballot. The fact...

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Funny story: "Is Your Brain Washable?" Highlights New Scamatology Advertising Campaign

"Is Your Brain Washable?" Highlights New Scamatology Advertising Campaign

The Church of Scamatology announced a new direction in their advertising campaigns today. "We realize that our best customers are the ones who REALLY want to be brainwashed, used as slave labor, robbed of all their money, and then cast away when t...

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Funny story: John Mayer Wants To Date The Wisconsin Woman Who Has 213 Erogenous Zones

John Mayer Wants To Date The Wisconsin Woman Who Has 213 Erogenous Zones

HOLLYWOOD - John Mayer says that he has dated some of Hollywood's most beautiful and sexiest women and he does not dispute the nickname that Tinsel Town gave him John "The Player" Mayer. John recently broke up with Katy Perry after getting back to...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Fired As Spokeswoman For Hip Hip Hooray Pantiliners

Jessica Simpson Fired As Spokeswoman For Hip Hip Hooray Pantiliners

LOS ANGELES - So far 2014 has not really been a very good year for Jessica Simpson. First off all the father of her two children, Eric Johnson has refused to marry her and now Jessica has just learned that she has been fired by the Hip Hip Hooray...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says She's Not Pregnant

Jessica Simpson Says She's Not Pregnant

HOLLYWOOD - The rumors circulating around LaLaLand are that Jessica Simpson is once again with child. The Dukes of Hazzard star told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she has no idea where that rumor started but it is false. Sh...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says No To Getting Married In Italy

Jessica Simpson Says No To Getting Married In Italy

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson has been wanting her fiancé Eric Johnson, 34, to marry her for the past year and after he finally agreed she put a halt to it. Simpson, who is 33, spoke to Taffeta Kixx with The Celebrity Gazette. Jessica said...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Urges Katy Perry To Write A Song About That Low-Life, Heartbreaking John Mayer

Taylor Swift Urges Katy Perry To Write A Song About That Low-Life, Heartbreaking John Mayer

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Jennifer Aniston, Ke$ha, Jessica Simpson, and Katy Perry all have one thing in common. They were all wined and dined and then unceremoniously dumped by the biggest jerk wad in Tinsel Town, John "The Pla...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Loses 50 Pounds And States That Eric Johnson Better Marry Her And Pretty Damn Soon

Jessica Simpson Loses 50 Pounds And States That Eric Johnson Better Marry Her And Pretty Damn Soon

REDONDO BEACH - Jessica Simpson was at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon enjoying the heck out of a plate of Fee Fi Fo Fum Foo Foo with an unnamed lady friend when she was approached by Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe. Jessica asked Miss Confetti...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Fears That Boyfriend John Mayer Is Cheating On Her

Katy Perry Fears That Boyfriend John Mayer Is Cheating On Her

BEVERLY HILLS - The "I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It" singer, Katy Perry has told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she is afraid that her boyfriend John Mayer is cheating on her. Fondue flipped his hair and replied, "Well duh! What did you expect...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres' Fat Remark About Drew Barrymore Has Angered Millions of America's Women

Ellen DeGeneres' Fat Remark About Drew Barrymore Has Angered Millions of America's Women

HOLLYWOOD - Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has found herself at the end of a lot of anger and resentment from millions of pregnant and non-pregnant women. Hollywood Innuendo reported that DeGeneres recently said that pregnant actress Drew Barrymor...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson To Be The Spokesperson For Hip Hip Hooray Pantiliners

Jessica Simpson To Be The Spokesperson For Hip Hip Hooray Pantiliners

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Hip Hip Hooray Pantiliners Company is proud to announce that Jessica Simpson has agreed to be its new corporate spokesperson. Jessica was interviewed by Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo and said that she was positi...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Makes A Stunning Confession Regarding Brad Pitt

Jennifer Aniston Makes A Stunning Confession Regarding Brad Pitt

BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has been engaged to Justin Theroux, 42, for quite a long time. And the 44-year-old actress who is considered America's Sweetheart says that her patience is growing thin. Aniston recently spoke with Carolina Chipotl...

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