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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Lose to The Pittsburgh Steelers 16-3, But Their Sexy Cowboys Cheerleaders Capture the Hearts and Crotches of The American Males

The Dallas Cowboys Lose to The Pittsburgh Steelers 16-3, But Their Sexy Cowboys Cheerleaders Capture the Hearts and Crotches of The American Males

CANTON, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones told Cinderella St. Lamb with the Balls News Agency that he is getting tired-as-hell of seeing his team lose. He said that he is so stressed out that he is even having a problem getting it up in the bed…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants To Sign Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants To Sign Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones has let it be known that he would like to see future NFL hall of fame quarterback Aaron Rodgers in a Dallas Cowboys uniform. Reports by Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazoo…

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Funny story: Jerry Jones Talks About The Upcoming Super Bowl, The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and Beyonce

Jerry Jones Talks About The Upcoming Super Bowl, The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and Beyonce

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones recently stated that he feels positively certain that his Dallas Cowboys will make it all the way to the Super Bowl (and win it all this coming season). Jones, told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazooka,…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Have Just Fired Everyone of Their Cheerleaders

The Dallas Cowboys Have Just Fired Everyone of Their Cheerleaders

(NOT EDITED) DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – At the end of the last NFL season, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones promised his Cowboy fans that he would do whatever it takes to improve his team. Jones, told Hiawatha Pamplona, with Sports Territory Magaz…

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Funny story: The NFL Will Allow Quarterbacks to Use Mini-Computers While They’re on The Playing Field Starting Next Season

The NFL Will Allow Quarterbacks to Use Mini-Computers While They’re on The Playing Field Starting Next Season

NEW YORK – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is taking Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones excellent suggestion. Jones suggested to the commissioner that, in order to embrace the ever-improving electronic advances in today’s fast-paced…

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Funny story: Jerry Jones Blames The Dallas Cowboys Loss To The New York Giants on The Weather

Jerry Jones Blames The Dallas Cowboys Loss To The New York Giants on The Weather

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey – (Sports Satire) – The Dallas Cowboys will now be watching the NFL playoffs from the comfort of their own homes. Jerry’s team got eliminated by a score of 23 to 19, and the 78-year-old is not a happy camper. He had ple…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Can Smell The NFL Playoffs

The Dallas Cowboys Can Smell The NFL Playoffs

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Cowboys owner, general manager, and sometimes bus driver, Jerry Jones, says that, after winning their third game in a row, his team can smell the playoffs. Jones stressed that the Cowboys are playing pretty much flawless…

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Funny story: The New York Jets Win Their First Game of The Season

The New York Jets Win Their First Game of The Season

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – The cheering from the New York Jets fans could be heard all the way up in San Francisco, a distance of 381 miles. The winless Jets had just won their first game of the season. The owners, Robert and Christopher John…

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Funny story: The NFL Drops Its Random Drug Testing

The NFL Drops Its Random Drug Testing

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The National Football League has dropped its random drug testing program, effective immediately. The decision was not really announced to the sports media, it was merely sent out to the 32 team owners, as a type o…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Dumpster Fire Continues

The Dallas Cowboys Dumpster Fire Continues

BALTIMORE – (Sports Satire) – Millions of Cowboys fans are wondering if the ‘boys are going to win another game this year. And the one who wonders that more than anyone else, is the team owner, Jerry “Damn, I'm Stressed” Jones. Jerry's wife ha…

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Funny story: Washington Turns The Dallas Cowboys Into Turkeys

Washington Turns The Dallas Cowboys Into Turkeys

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – After most Dallas Cowboys fans had their Thanksgiving Turkey meal at home, they drove to Cowboy Stadium, where they saw lots and lots of turkeys dressed in white, gray, and blue Dallas uniforms. The Cowpokes just cannot…

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Funny story: One of The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Is Fired After She Admits She’s 7 Months Pregnant

One of The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Is Fired After She Admits She’s 7 Months Pregnant

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – In a move that will most probably have the ACLU involved, iNews is reporting that one of the veteran Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has been fired. Millicent Tumblewood, 26, who has been a Cowboys cheerleader for four years…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Are Happy!

The Dallas Cowboys Are Happy!

MINNEAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The Dallas Cowboys are one big happy bunch of NFL football players. After Sunday's game up in Tundra Land, Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones took the coaches and players to eat pizza at the best pizza restaurant in Minneap…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Led For 3 Quarters and 12 Minutes, But The Pittsburgh Steelers Managed To Mount a Late Game Come Back

The Dallas Cowboys Led For 3 Quarters and 12 Minutes, But The Pittsburgh Steelers Managed To Mount a Late Game Come Back

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The Cowboys have nothing to be ashamed of as they led the only undefeated team in the NFL, the Pittsburgh Steelers, all the way until the final three minutes of the game. Cowboys 6th-string quarterback, Garrett Gilbert,…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Lose Yet Again – Coach McCarthy To Start 4th String Quarterback Chang Bombay Next Week

The Dallas Cowboys Lose Yet Again – Coach McCarthy To Start 4th String Quarterback Chang Bombay Next Week

PHILADELPHIA – (Sports Satire) – Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said that watching his team lose to the Philadelphia Eagles 23-9, was like watching a high school football game, what with all the trick plays his team used. He pointed out to Hercu…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones is Considering Signing Tim Tebow To Be His Starting Quarterback

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones is Considering Signing Tim Tebow To Be His Starting Quarterback

DALLAS – (Satire Sports) – Jerry Jones is in a world of hurt, as they say out yonder in the Lone Star state. The Cowboys owner is down to having to use his third-string quarterback, Ben DiNucci, after Dak Prescott and Andy Dalton have both been i…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Are Getting Worse, and Worse, and Worse

The Dallas Cowboys Are Getting Worse, and Worse, and Worse

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Well the infamous “Play From Behind” Dallas Cowboys have stuck to their new playbook game plan of digging themselves in a hole early in the game and then having to play “Catch-Up.” Sports Territory Magazine is…

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