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Funny story: The great Michael Jordan tells Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones he wants to buy his team

The great Michael Jordan tells Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones he wants to buy his team

The word on the streets of Chicago, the hometown of for Bulls superstar Michael Jordan, is that the greatest basketball player of all time wants to purchase, the Dallas Cowboys. Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight said that Jordan told him th…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says he is very close to signing legendary quarterback Tom Brady

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says he is very close to signing legendary quarterback Tom Brady

Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just shattered the sports world with her latest scoop. In an exclusive interview, Jerry Jones, the flamboyant owner of the Dallas Cowboys, revealed his secret discussions with none other than Tom Brady, the l…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Releases Running Back Ezekiel Elliott

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Releases Running Back Ezekiel Elliott

DALLAS - (Satire News) - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily writer Dottie Bazooka says she recently talked to Cowboys owner Jerry Jones at a Whataburger in Dallas about the future of his star running back Ezekiel Elliott. Dottie noted that the octogen…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says He'll Double Patrick Mahomes Salary If He Signs With The Cowboys

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says He'll Double Patrick Mahomes Salary If He Signs With The Cowboys

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The last time that the Cowboys won the Super Bowl was 26 years ago, and team owner Jerry Jones is, to use a Texas expression, fit to be tied. Jones told his statuesque wife Eugenia, and children Stephen, Charlotte, and J…

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Funny story: Jerry Jones Wants Tom Brady To Be His Starting Quarterback

Jerry Jones Wants Tom Brady To Be His Starting Quarterback

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Now that the Dallas Cowboys season is over, team owner Jerry "The Disappointed" Jones is really madder than a woodpecker with a limp pecker. It had been over two decades since the Cowpokes last made the playoffs, and Jon…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants To Buy Manchester United and Move The Team To Dallas

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants To Buy Manchester United and Move The Team To Dallas

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Word coming out of "Big D," is that Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, aka America's Team, wants to buy the Manchester United Red Devils and move them to Dallas. Jones told Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti,…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Disinvited Donald Trump, To Be His Guest At The Super Bowl

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Disinvited Donald Trump, To Be His Guest At The Super Bowl

DALLAS - (Satire News) - The owner of America's Team, Jerry Jones, has just disinvited the most hated piece of shit in America (Trump), to be his personal guest at Super Bowl LVII (57). The game will be played at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Ar…

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Funny story: Jerry Jones, Owner of The Dallas Cowboys, Is Looking To Trade QB Dak Prescott Because He Is Injury Prone

Jerry Jones, Owner of The Dallas Cowboys, Is Looking To Trade QB Dak Prescott Because He Is Injury Prone

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti spoke with Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, and she reports that he is not a happy camper by any means. Jerry's star player, quarterback Dak Prescott, seems to get hurt every 4th or 5th game.

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk Inc. Wants To Buy The Dallas Cowboys

Bezos-Musk Inc. Wants To Buy The Dallas Cowboys

AUSTIN, Texas - (Sports Satire) - The world's largest corporation wants to purchase the world's most popular and most profitable sports team. Bezos-Musk Inc. told Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba that they have approached Cowboys owner Jer…

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Funny story: When The NFL Owner of The Team Says Bend Over - The Cheerleaders All Bend Over

When The NFL Owner of The Team Says Bend Over - The Cheerleaders All Bend Over

MIAMI, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones runs the show, pretty much all by himself; with a little help here and there from his two sons, who pretty much no one knows the names of (other than their wives and kids…

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Funny story: A Fantastic Rugby Player Who Plays For The Great Britain National Rugby Team Has Been Signed By The Dallas Cowboys

A Fantastic Rugby Player Who Plays For The Great Britain National Rugby Team Has Been Signed By The Dallas Cowboys

DALLAS, Texas - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that one of the greatest players to ever play for the Great Britain National Rugby Team, has just been signed by the world-famous Dallas Cowboys. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has s…

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Funny story: One of The Most Beautiful Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reveals That She’s Actually a He

One of The Most Beautiful Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reveals That She’s Actually a He

DALLAS – (Satire News) – In a revelation that has stunned the NFL world, a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader has just announced that she is in fact a transgender. The Sports Bet Gazette’s senior writer Zorro La Bamba broke the story about Staci Dinndabac…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Have Been Told That Next Year They Will Be Wearing Shorts That Will Show Most of Their Ass

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Have Been Told That Next Year They Will Be Wearing Shorts That Will Show Most of Their Ass

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The best cheerleading squad in the entire world has just been informed that next year their already skimpy shorts will become even more skimpier. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrate…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Owner Is Severely Criticized For Implementing His New Cheerleaders Looks Policy

The Dallas Cowboys Owner Is Severely Criticized For Implementing His New Cheerleaders Looks Policy

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The NFL Cheerleaders Federation (NFLCF) is extremely upset with the owner of the Dallas Cowboys. A spokesperson for the NFLCF, has filed a complaint with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell against Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Who Was Fired For Being Pregnant Is Awarded A Huge Monetary Settlement

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Who Was Fired For Being Pregnant Is Awarded A Huge Monetary Settlement

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – In a story that clearly shows that if you bide your time, you will eventually be rewarded; and rewarded handsomely. iNews reporter, Kitty Segovia, reported in November of 2020, that veteran cheerleader Millicent Tumblewo…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Lose to The Pittsburgh Steelers 16-3, But Their Sexy Cowboys Cheerleaders Capture the Hearts and Crotches of The American Males

The Dallas Cowboys Lose to The Pittsburgh Steelers 16-3, But Their Sexy Cowboys Cheerleaders Capture the Hearts and Crotches of The American Males

CANTON, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones told Cinderella St. Lamb with the Balls News Agency that he is getting tired-as-hell of seeing his team lose. He said that he is so stressed out that he is even having a problem getting it up in the bed…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants To Sign Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants To Sign Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones has let it be known that he would like to see future NFL hall of fame quarterback Aaron Rodgers in a Dallas Cowboys uniform. Reports by Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazoo…

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