I'd had an allotment in Islington for a few years, and other allotment owners had warned me about security, saying that theft was a problem. I didn't believe it, at first. I mean, who wants to steal small amounts of home-grown fruit and vegetables…
Jeremy Corbyn was today kicked out of the Labour party for failing to get a grip on anti-Semitism among his supporters. A damning report by the Equality and Human Rights Commission gives details of how anti-Semitism was widespread in the party under…
British Home Secretary Priti Patel has been accused of bullying staff in her department. The ex-beauty-queen-turned-politician is said to have made [unreasonable demands on the civil servants who work for the Home Office, such as “Could you get the p...
British Labour Party leadership contender Jess Phillips has begged members of the party not to vote for her to become the next leader. The outspoken Birmingham lass said “My campaign is truly dreadful, I have shit for brains and I don’t know what I’m...
Polling expert Sir John Curtice, writing in Mystic Meg’s column in The Sun newspaper today, has warned that next Thursday, lame-duck Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn, will leave his wallet at home in a rush to get to work. The damning foretelling is bound...
So, he's made it after all. Good ol' Jeremy! The PM's senior typist and telephonist, Dominic Cummings, landed a genuine coup when requesting applications to 'help out' with his chores at No. 10. Applicants were to be well-proven 'weirdos and misfi...
Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, told newsmen last night that defeated Opposition Leader, Jeremy Corbyn, attacked him in a House of Commons lavatory last week, leaving him bruised and bleeding from a gaping head wound. Johnson, who had just delivere...
Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has said he had underestimated the stupidity of the voting public, and will move quickly to remedy this, by resigning his post in the next few weeks. Corbyn said that, despite all the online jokes and memes at h...
The former leader of the UK Labour Party, Jeremy Corbyn, has been elevated to the British House of Lords. As a thank you for all his hard work helping to get the Conservatives re-elected, Prime Minister Boris Johnson wrote to Her Majesty the Queen...
Labour's election campaign has once again been derailed by highly-credible claims of antisemitism, aimed at leader Jeremy Corbyn. Following on from the intervention of the Chief Rabbi, coincidentally after the party's manifesto said it would stop...
Normally it is an occasion associated with excessive consumerism, fat-bellied bearded men giving gifts, and a drunken day off work. But this year, the election will fall at Christmastime, meaning that it will be even more garish and vomit-inducing th...
"We're leading from the front," said Jeremy Corbyn, as he spent the first day of the Labour Party Conference selling rock on Brighton Pier. In its quest to please every single person in the United Kingdom, the Labour Party has now pledged to hold a p...
The Labour Party today announced the new slogan that they keep on braying about at every available opportunity in their attempt to bully Parliament into holding a general election that no one except themselves wants. The new slogan is based on the...
London: Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn’s, latest initiative to promote awareness of anti-Semitism, and eliminate it from the party, has been condemned as “anti-Semitic”. The initiative, which drew praise from Jewish groups and Labour members, was conde...
In an unexpected development, the UK Layabout Party declared that it will do its upmost to eradicate the scourge of AntiJeremysm that is sweeping the party. From now on, it will be a capital offence, er, sorry, a CAPITAL OFFENCE, to describe Comra...
A meeting between Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn early this week shocked Westminster by ending in agreement with the besieged party leaders deciding their best course of action was to actually invent the Neuralyzer made famous by the Men In Black movi...
Jeremy Corbyn gleamed with delight at the close of Labour's Extraordinary Party Conference in Hastings at the weekend. "Yes, we have to be prepared for government. Theresa May and her Conservatives are leading us up blind alleys with nonsensical p...
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