Canadian Grand Prix winner Jenson Button, relaxing after his dramatic last lap surge to victory, apologised to McLaren Mercedes team mate Lewis Hamilton for knocking him out of the race, claiming that he didn't see Hamilton in his rear view mirror, a...
Sources are saying that American X-Factor Judge Nicole Scherzinger was positively apoplectic with rage, as her boyfriend, F1 driver Lewis Hamilton openly hugged R&B star Rihanna during a break in the Montreal Grand Prix. The race was red flagg...
Senna - "O.K. I'll go first. I think I'm the best because I can be used by landscape gardeners in ornamental gardens and can survive in most climates". Button - "Now my turn. Not only am I used to keep disparate articles of clothing together, but I can also be put on bags, hats and wallets as a form of decoration". Senna - "I can also be u...
Brawn GP, recently purchased by Mercedes, was far too stingy to pay a World F1 Champion a decent fair wage for a day at the coal face. Or were they? How can we expect the new champion to maintain his Monte Carlo flat, his luxury yacht and a Ford T...
As Captain Pitstop started his eighth Irish whiskey of the day in the Mansell Monkey bar in downtown Kuala Lumpur, his friend Jenson walked in with his dog Kimi. 'Ah, Cap'n', he said, 'come quick. There's trouble afoot!', and the Captain sighed. 'When I've finished thish drink', he said, but Jenson insisted. 'It's Black Bernie Ecclescake and his evil men, they've taken over the island of Grand...
There was surprise in the sporting world today when a prawn became the new Formula One world champion. The prawn had escaped from a spectator's prawn cocktail sandwich at the Australian Grand Pres du Manger in March, and had taken cover in one of...
Formula One World Champion, Jenson Button, from Frome in Somerset, is ecstatic at being crowned world champion driver, but he's also gutted because his girlfriend, lingerie model Jessica Michibata is working in Japan. Which means that horny Jenson...
Britain celebrated today as its golden boy of motor racing, Jenson Button 29 thrashed Johnny Foreigner in a rain lashed FIA Scalextric World Championship. Button was said to be 'chuffed to f**k' at yesterdays result in the decisive round at the In...
British grand prix ace, Jenson Button who won his 4th race of the season yesterday in Spain has again come under scrutiny over the legality of his diffuser. Many questions were raised earlier in the season over it's use and doubts remain in the m...
Formula 1 motor racing champion Lewis Hamilton has been stripped of his third place finish at last Sunday's Australian Grand Prix today, after it emerged his McClaren team had lied to officials. The sport's world governing body, the FIA, said they...
Jenson Button has sensationally been disqualified from the Australian Grand Prix. Button, who finished first in the race, was relegated to last place by the sport's administrators who cited a recently introduced regulation that 'No English driver...
There was a shock right at the start of the Formula 1 season at the Australian Grand Prix this morning, when all of the pre-race favourites fell by the wayside, with the eventual winner turning out to be the Safety Car! Britain's Jenson Button, dr...
In a story bound to shock the world (or at least bits of the first world) Formula One also ran (thank you) Jenson Button is suing the makers of the movie "The curious case of Benjamin Button" as well as the estate of F. Scott Fitzgerald, who wrote th...
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