Long Island, New York - An airbrush artist employed to showcase Jenna Bush and husband Henry Hager's Long Island teardown is being sued for failure to erase creepy-crawly images inside the couple's beachside home. Pictures posted on Sag Harbor's B...
New York - She's finally spilled the beans on a 20-year mystery that ended with the two-bullet 'suicide' of ex-Rose Law partner Vincenzo Fosterini in a Fort Marcy Park, Virginia, car lot in July 1993. Speaking at a NYC fun-Raisa [sick] for attenti...
New York - A weird port-wine stain birthmark on baby Margaret Laura 'Mila' Hager's forehead reads Vote Hillary 2016! according to a Hells Kitchen Maternity Hospital source where the birth took place on Saturday night. "Looks like she's inherited G...
New York - Skull 'N' Bonesmen are cock-a-hoop at news that Dubya's daughter Jenna Bush Hager is up the duff expecting twins. Four years of trying various procedures - including sexual intercourse - see Bonesmen's pinup Jenna and husband Henry Haga...
ALBANY - There are few privileged children in America and even fewer who have the chance to live in the whitest house of America with a lawn large enough to film a White House reality show if the incumbent president's children actually used it. On...
Reports in the tabloids this morning show a series of photos of former President George Bush's married daughter, Jenna, talking with golfer Tiger Woods last night and entering the Dallas Night Club, "Cowboy Bills". So exactly what is going on now?...
Texarse - (Pethidine Prophecy): Global reserves of karmic analgesia are virtually depleted Bush twins Jenna and Barbara have been warned. Their 28th birthday tomorrow falls on what Illuminati seers have described as the most disaster prone date of...
London - (X-Files Mess): Filthy, explicitly suggestive emails from Bush twins Jenna and Barbara - intercepted by their father's warrantless wiretap program - were responsible for the Pentagon's bust of UFO file hacker Gary McKinnon, an extradition Ap...
Crawford, Texas - (Booze-Sodden Ass Mess): A Mexican-style Predator Chapel Ranch hogwash on this Sunday's Mother's Day promises a lively family celebration for newlyweds Jenna Bush and husband Henry Hager who are celebrating one year of wedded bliss.
Jenna Bush, the 27-year-old daughter to President George W Bush, excitedly told family and friends that she achieved her first orgasm last night while having sexual relations with her new husband, 30-year-old University of Virginia Graduate student H...
After just five days of marriage, the union of President Bush's daughter, Jenna, and 30-year old Henry Chase Hager, has ended.
CRAWFORD, TX- Longtime news service reporter Helen Thomas has won the grudging affection of every U.S. president since John F. Kennedy with her disarming bluntness and redeeming wit. The jury is still out, however, on how her latest coup will affect...
Pacific Ocean - (AC/DC Ass Mess): Paparazzi have spotted newlywed Jenna Bush and her husband honeymooning on a tropical island nudist lesbian beach resort.
Jenna Bush, 26, the beautiful blond daughter of President Bush was married in a private ceremony, Saturday May 10, 2008 at Mr. Bush's Crawford Ranch near Waco, Texas.
Jenna Bush, the 27 year old daughter to U.S. President George W. Bush, says she is "scared and nervous" about losing her virginity after her wedding to University of Virginia Graduate student Henry Hager.
Crawford, Texas - (Shotgun Wedding Mess): "Some asshole's gone and barfed on my ten grand Oscar de la Renta wedding gown!"...
Smarmy young republican butt-suck Henry Hager should be careful what he wishes for. Now he's shackled to druken sex-crazed skank Jenna Bush. Maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time. Hell, it beats going over to the war, something no elite sc...
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