Dear Spoufe, I think it is terrible the way that people are calling Donald Trump a racist, and a bigot, and having a go at Nigel Farage. Let's face it, at least these gentlemen have the balls to say what we all think. And what's wrong with...
Warwick, NY The Jehovah's Witnesses announced today that they will be merging with the group The Family, formerly known as the Children of God. "We have been looking at ways to let people know about the coming Armageddon that we've changed the dat...
Claiming that the doctrine of the trinity, or "three-in-one" was clearly a lie concocted by Satan to lead true believers away from God's holy word, the leadership of the Jehovah's Witless Church announced a boycott of all Three-in-One lubricating pro...
NOGALES, Arizona - The Arizona sector of the United States Border Patrol has informed the news media that they have recently caught 37 illegal aliens trying to cross the border dressed as Jehovah's Witnesses. Border Patrol spokesperson Wendell Far...
DESPICABLE, ME (Acme Quicknews) -- The beautiful scenery of a public park was destroyed after an assault between Christian Fundamentalists and Jehovah's Witnesses last March 19, 2013. The said assault started when both groups hand out flyers and p...
According to an ex-cabinet Tory minister the recent gaffs by Prime Minister David Cameron, his latest being when he referred to an immoral scheme being used by a famous British comedian as a way of paying as little tax as possible, is causing such co...
Two religious groups squared off into an arguement that turned into a brawl as more than words were exchanged between groups of Hassidic Jews and Pennsylvania Amish. Fists and bottles both flew through the air as the two religious sects argued which...
Salt Lake City, Utah - In an unprecedented merger, expected to have massive ramifications for spirituality in America, several major off-brand sects of Christianity have all joined together into one monolithic faith. At a summit held by the Church...
MADISON, Wisconsin - A local couple unversed in the various denominations of Protestant Christianity made a terrible mistake when they decided to try "going to church" and went to a Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses instead. Mary and Donald Rat...
Warroad Minnesota - The Ames Door Company, entering its' 100th year of production this year, is recognized a national leader in the design and production of residential doors. Their premier product, the Diplomat, is a top-of-the-line Pennsylvania oak...
In a move that proponents say will save the federal government millions of dollars, the United States Postal Service announced today that the Watchtower Bible And Tract Society will begin having it's members deliver the mail. Known as Jehovah's W...
Jesus was the first to do it! He set an example for us all to follow - he gave his blood as an atoning sacrifice. Blood has many uses and although we shall never be call...
High School Musical 'hotty', Zac Efron has embroiled himself in the whole Britney Spears saga by purchasing 4 cubic gallons of her farts in an online auction organised by an...
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