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Funny story: Trump’s Own Son-in-Law Jared Kushner Flips on Him

Trump’s Own Son-in-Law Jared Kushner Flips on Him

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In what political pundits are calling a concerted effort to save his ass and keep from going to prison, Ivanka’s wimpish husband, Jared Kushner, has flipped on his daddy-in-law. Jared "Sissy Britches" Kushner has al…

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Says He Deserves Nobel Prize "Because The U.A.E. Still Hasn’t Attacked Israel"

Jared Kushner Says He Deserves Nobel Prize "Because The U.A.E. Still Hasn’t Attacked Israel"

West Palm Beach, Florida - Former White House Advisor and Trump Son-in-Law Jared Kushner renewed his campaign to be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts in drafting the "Abraham Accords", a peace agreement between the United Arab Emirates and…

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Funny story: Will Jailing Donald Trump Make America Great Again?

Will Jailing Donald Trump Make America Great Again?

Talking heads, comedians, flight attendants, and rap writers ask whether once Donald Trump Sr. is indicted, convicted, and sent to jail for tax fraud, will that, at last, Make America Great Again? If not, so what’s the point? On the other hand…

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Funny story: Jared Kushner, Ivanka’s Husband, Is Terrified That His Bitter Father-in-Law Will Launch Missiles Toward China

Jared Kushner, Ivanka’s Husband, Is Terrified That His Bitter Father-in-Law Will Launch Missiles Toward China

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A very respected staffer inside the White House informed Boom Boom News that the President is highly despondent, embarrassed, and bitter. He noted that Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is extremely concerned th…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Depressed – Placed on Suicide Watch

Ivanka Trump Depressed – Placed on Suicide Watch

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly reliable source from within the White Folks House says that the President is extremely concerned, as daughter Ivanka has become very depressed. At first, the President passed it off as his little girl ju…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Confesses That She Hasn’t Had An Orgasm in 13 Months

Ivanka Trump Confesses That She Hasn’t Had An Orgasm in 13 Months

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Ivanka Trump, who is her father’s most trusted adviser, has really been quite depressed lately. And it’s not because her father contracted the Coronavirus, since she knew it was going to happen, due to the fact…

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Pick Ivanka For Supreme Court

Donald Trump To Pick Ivanka For Supreme Court

Leaked to the press today by a White House consigliere, (looking for early retirement) Donald Trump decided to select daughter Ivanka for the Supreme Court vacancy created with the death of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Tiffany, daughter number two…

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Funny story: Beware Of A Donald Trump Vaccine

Beware Of A Donald Trump Vaccine

Beware of a Trump vaccine. You might end up with an extra ear or gain two hundred pounds. And who wants to wear a fat red tie to cover your belly for the rest of your life? Now, about the extra ear. Well, one can easily invest in earmuffs, which w…

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Funny story: Woodward Discovers Missing Minutes on Trump Tapes

Woodward Discovers Missing Minutes on Trump Tapes

Arlington, Va - Reporter Bob Woodward announced, yesterday, that over eighteen minutes from his Trump White House tapes were erased. "I don't know what happened," tweeted Woodward. "I remember the conversation like it was yesterday. In fact, it w…

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Funny story: Pelosi, Biden, and Schumer Criticize Trump’s Mid East Deal

Pelosi, Biden, and Schumer Criticize Trump’s Mid East Deal

The recent agreement between Israel and the United Arab Emirates, in which the countries agreed to normalize relations, seems like a huge step forward for the Middle East, particularly if other countries in the region follow suit. Nonetheless, Nancy…

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Jared Kushner Wins Nobel Peace Prize

(Oslo) – The Nobel Committee today announced the winner of the 2020 Nobel Peace Prize, US diplomat, Jared Kushner. His pivotal role in the current peaceful situation in the Middle East was key to the decision. Nobel Chairman Berit Reiss-Andersen p…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show

Ivanka Trump To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show

NEW YORK CITY – The President’s favorite child has been offered her very own television reality show. Reports are that the Epitome Network has been trying to sign the President’s hot, sexy daughter for two years. Ivanka finally agreed to star i…

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Says That He Will Not Be Campaigning for His Daddy-in-Law (President Trump)

Jared Kushner Says That He Will Not Be Campaigning for His Daddy-in-Law (President Trump)

BALTIMORE – The President’s son-in-law was in Baltimore visiting his high school Home Economics teacher, Mrs. Bathsheba Boobinski. Jared Kushner, 39, said that Mrs. Boobinski influenced him more than any other teacher or professor. He commente...

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Funny story: Trump And Kushner Hate Science

Trump And Kushner Hate Science

AP--President Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is a very active guy. A happy beneficiary of nepotism, a.k.a. corruption, he has followed the President’s assignments, and largely failed at the charge of Promoting Middle East peace, Heading Governme...

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Cancels Presidential Election

Jared Kushner Cancels Presidential Election

Jared Kushner, married to Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, never elected to public office, and the right side of Donald Trump’s brain, announced that the November presidential election will have to be postponed due to the coronavirus pandemic. Yea...

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Secures Bargain Buy on 500 Million Use N 95 Masks

Jared Kushner Secures Bargain Buy on 500 Million Use N 95 Masks

Jared "The Cush" Kushner has worked out a deal with several Trump trading partners to secure N95 masks that would have "just been heading to the incinerator". "Absolutely no reason to waste these perfectly good masks," said Kushner, "It's just am...

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Funny story: President Trump Was Seen Playing Golf at 3 AM

President Trump Was Seen Playing Golf at 3 AM

ARLINGTON, Virginia - A reporter with The Baltimore Implier-Journal has said that he was informed by a golf course security guard that he saw the president and three other individuals playing 18 holes of golf at a local golf course at 3 in the mornin...

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