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Funny story: Beware Of A Donald Trump Vaccine

Beware Of A Donald Trump Vaccine

Beware of a Trump vaccine. You might end up with an extra ear or gain two hundred pounds. And who wants to wear a fat red tie to cover your belly for the rest of your life? Now, about the extra ear. Well, one can easily invest in earmuffs, which w…

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Funny story: Woodward Discovers Missing Minutes on Trump Tapes

Woodward Discovers Missing Minutes on Trump Tapes

Arlington, Va - Reporter Bob Woodward announced, yesterday, that over eighteen minutes from his Trump White House tapes were erased. "I don't know what happened," tweeted Woodward. "I remember the conversation like it was yesterday. In fact, it w…

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Funny story: Pelosi, Biden, and Schumer Criticize Trump’s Mid East Deal

Pelosi, Biden, and Schumer Criticize Trump’s Mid East Deal

The recent agreement between Israel and the United Arab Emirates, in which the countries agreed to normalize relations, seems like a huge step forward for the Middle East, particularly if other countries in the region follow suit. Nonetheless, Nancy…

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Jared Kushner Wins Nobel Peace Prize

(Oslo) – The Nobel Committee today announced the winner of the 2020 Nobel Peace Prize, US diplomat, Jared Kushner. His pivotal role in the current peaceful situation in the Middle East was key to the decision. Nobel Chairman Berit Reiss-Andersen p…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show

Ivanka Trump To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show

NEW YORK CITY – The President’s favorite child has been offered her very own television reality show. Reports are that the Epitome Network has been trying to sign the President’s hot, sexy daughter for two years. Ivanka finally agreed to star i…

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Says That He Will Not Be Campaigning for His Daddy-in-Law (President Trump)

Jared Kushner Says That He Will Not Be Campaigning for His Daddy-in-Law (President Trump)

BALTIMORE – The President’s son-in-law was in Baltimore visiting his high school Home Economics teacher, Mrs. Bathsheba Boobinski. Jared Kushner, 39, said that Mrs. Boobinski influenced him more than any other teacher or professor. He commente...

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Funny story: Trump And Kushner Hate Science

Trump And Kushner Hate Science

AP--President Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is a very active guy. A happy beneficiary of nepotism, a.k.a. corruption, he has followed the President’s assignments, and largely failed at the charge of Promoting Middle East peace, Heading Governme...

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Cancels Presidential Election

Jared Kushner Cancels Presidential Election

Jared Kushner, married to Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, never elected to public office, and the right side of Donald Trump’s brain, announced that the November presidential election will have to be postponed due to the coronavirus pandemic. Yea...

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Secures Bargain Buy on 500 Million Use N 95 Masks

Jared Kushner Secures Bargain Buy on 500 Million Use N 95 Masks

Jared "The Cush" Kushner has worked out a deal with several Trump trading partners to secure N95 masks that would have "just been heading to the incinerator". "Absolutely no reason to waste these perfectly good masks," said Kushner, "It's just am...

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Funny story: President Trump Was Seen Playing Golf at 3 AM

President Trump Was Seen Playing Golf at 3 AM

ARLINGTON, Virginia - A reporter with The Baltimore Implier-Journal has said that he was informed by a golf course security guard that he saw the president and three other individuals playing 18 holes of golf at a local golf course at 3 in the mornin...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Confesses Her Marriage is on The Rocks

Ivanka Trump Confesses Her Marriage is on The Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Close friends of first daughter, Ivanka Trump, have said that, lately, she has not been her normal, bubbly, blonde self. One very close friend who has known her since they were both in the second grade, said that Ivanka is alway...

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Funny story: Deal of the Century kicks off at the World Bridge Championships in Yemen.

Deal of the Century kicks off at the World Bridge Championships in Yemen.

The 44th World Bridge Team Championships will be held at the Wuhan International Convention Centre at Wuhan, China, from Saturday 14th to Saturday 28th September 2019. However, in a clear case of hijacking a Chinese event, US president Donald Tru...

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Funny story: Forget Tax Returns, Find Trump’s School Grades And SAT Scores

Forget Tax Returns, Find Trump’s School Grades And SAT Scores

While the press and Congress, (Democratic) have been demanding copies of Tump’s tax returns and financial records, nosey Spoof writers are more interested in Trump’s school grades while at grammar school, high school, and at both Fordham and Wharton.

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Snafues Fifth Avenue With NRA Pistol Range

Jared Kushner Snafues Fifth Avenue With NRA Pistol Range

New York, NYC - (Rotters): FBI agents are studying reports that a 2015 Manhattan-wide temporal lobotomy** triggered a former bigwig prosecutor’s unsolved drive-by shooting according to statements plagiarised from a Russian fake news site. This mo...

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Funny story: Ratting Out Trump

Ratting Out Trump

When Donald J. Trump tweeted that White House attorney, Don McGahn, wouldn’t: “Rat him out like John Dean” or words to that effect, Trump was confessing that McGahn had some “Rat stuff” to hide about Donald Trump’s criminal behavior. Lots and lot...

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Funny story: In wake of G7 summit, Trump Organization to break ground on 'a special place in hell'

In wake of G7 summit, Trump Organization to break ground on 'a special place in hell'

Inspiration strikes at the most unlikely of places and times. According to administration officials, President Trump was so irate when he learned a special place in hell had been designated for Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that he immediat...

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Funny story: The Exodus of Rob Porter: Sexual Harassment, or “Agent Orange” Cover Up?

The Exodus of Rob Porter: Sexual Harassment, or “Agent Orange” Cover Up?

The beleaguered Trump administration has been coming under increased pressure of late regarding the behavior of the eponymously named White House staff secretary mentioned in the poorly written title above. While the official story had recently revol...

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