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Funny story: Why is Tresury Secretary Janet 'Yellin'...Yelling All the Time?

Why is Tresury Secretary Janet 'Yellin'...Yelling All the Time?

Janet is always "yelling" that the economy is good and that the banking system is stable, even while billion-dollar banks are failing and all bank stocks on Wall Street have dropped like lead weights. You never hear her "yelling" about credit car…

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Funny story: Sgt. Bilko In Charge Of Silicon Valley Bank Shutdown

Sgt. Bilko In Charge Of Silicon Valley Bank Shutdown

BILLINGSGATE POST: Earlier in this column it was announced that Sgt. Bilko was named to replace Janet Yellen as Treasury Secretary. His pledge to account for every penny in our banking system was put to the test yesterday. A widely watched video sho…

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Funny story: Sgt. Bilko Named New Secretary Of Treasury

Sgt. Bilko Named New Secretary Of Treasury

BILLINGSGATE POST: This morning, President Biden named Sergeant Ernie Bilko to replace Janet Yellon as Secretary of Treasury. When asked why Yellon was given the hook, the President smiled while speaking out of the other side of his mouth: “I wanted…

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Funny story: Yellen Resigns as Treasury Secretary: Fauci Named as Successor

Yellen Resigns as Treasury Secretary: Fauci Named as Successor

The White House, in a shocking development, announced that Janet Yellen has resigned as Treasury Secretary effective July 1. Her replacement will be Dr. Anthony Fauci who will also continue as Chief Medical Advisor to the President. The pr…

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Funny story: They Drank Trump’s Kool-Aid And Now They Are Dying

They Drank Trump’s Kool-Aid And Now They Are Dying

Donald Trump said the Coronavirus was like the flu. No need to wear a mask or get a vaccination. Vaccines aren’t safe. The virus will be gone by the summer when the weather gets warmer. Drink a shot of Lysol or Clorox instead. Like the poisoned Ko…

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Funny story: Yellen, Fed: Greedy Small Savers Will Crash the U.S. Economy if Paid Any Interest on Deposits

Yellen, Fed: Greedy Small Savers Will Crash the U.S. Economy if Paid Any Interest on Deposits

Washington - In testimony before the U.S. Congress on Tuesday, Fed Chief Janet Yellen reiterated the view of the Federal Reserve Board, that raising interest rates to the outrageous levels of the past, more than a fraction of one percent, would cause...

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Funny story: Rate of Wealth Transfer to Rich People Remains Steady after Yellen Testimony

Rate of Wealth Transfer to Rich People Remains Steady after Yellen Testimony

The rate at which wealth is transferred from mostly lower and middle income savers, who keep their money primarily in bank accounts, to the wealthiest Americans remained steady at around 2.0 percent annually, as detailed by Fed Chief Janet Yellen in...

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Funny story: Hillary stool samples sent accidentally to Chair of Federal Reserve

Hillary stool samples sent accidentally to Chair of Federal Reserve

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): It was red feces all round as a two kilo bag of Hillary Clinton's stools was delivered unexpectedly to the desk of Janet Yellen, chair of the Board of Governors of the US Federal Reserve System. An accompanying not...

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