WASHINGTON, D.C. - Rush Limbaugh has surprised many of his fellow Republicans with his strong comments regarding Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona, who announced she will not be seeking a third term. Limbaugh speaking on his national radio talk show...
PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer recently held a press conference where she announced that she is tired of the national news media making her out to be a She-Devil. The governor said that nothing could be farther from the truth and if anyone does not...
HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres said that she could not believe a text message she received during the Academy Award Show. The host said that during the show's third hour she received a text message from Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona. The 69-year-...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Four high profile lesbians met at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club in West Hollywood to discuss the amazing anti-gay and lesbian bill that the state of Arizona has just passed. Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres are the co-organiz...
Cardinal Baloney of New York has invited Arizona lawmakers who passed a gay bashing bill to march in the upcoming St. Patrick's Day parade. The march along the city's Fifth Avenue is the largest parade in the Western world. The invited lawmakers...
NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for the National Football League said that the football commissioner is closely monitoring the situation in Arizona. Governor Jan Brewer, 69, of the Desert State is considering signing a bill which would allow busine...
PHOENIX - The state of Arizona has just approved a bill which will allow business merchants to prohibit gays and lesbians from entering their stores. As a result thousands of Arizona gay and lesbian residents have stated that they are getting read...
MINNEAPOLIS - State Senator Stormy Waterbook [D-Minneapolis] has just informed the press that the state of Minnesota will be shipping 800 gondola rail cars filled with snow down to Arizona. The senator stated that the snow has been piling up and t...
PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has just made a much anticipated announcement from her governor's mansion in Phoenix. She told the assembled news media that plans have been finalized on a new 30,000 mental patient facility to be built just outside t...
PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has just informed the news media that she and Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio have figured out a solution to a very pressing matter. The governor said that since the start of the school year, about...
MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff in The United States, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio recently told a group of law enforcement officers that little Justin Bieber needs to be sent back home to Canada. Sheriff Arpaio, 81, said tha...
PHOENIX - Word coming out of Governor Jan Brewer's office is that the state of Arizona is in the final stages of talks with the government of Egypt to purchase a pyramid. The governor was first approached about purchasing an Egyptian pyramid by Ma...
MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - In what the news media is calling one of the biggest example of backstabbing in recent history, Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has told close friends that he wants to become the next governor of Arizona. When asked by Americ...
MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The word coming out of the boiling desert of Arizona is that the self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff In The USA, Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has offered George Zimmerman a job. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting...
YUMA, Arizona - The governor of the hot-as-hell state of Arizona has just informed the news media that she regrets having to shut down the state's only cork manufacturing factory. The governor said that the Yuma-based company named Put A Cork In I...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama says that she cannot believe how one little comment can get taken out of context and spread throughout the airwaves like a Turkish tsunami. The nation's first lady spoke with Savannah Bamboo of Political Salad Bar...
MESA, Arizona - Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio is the self-proclaimed toughest sheriff in the entire United States including Alaska. The 81-year-old lawman is noted for making his prisoners dress up in pink jumpsuits, pink socks, pink...
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