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Funny story: Deep State Voter Fraud Thwarted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick Detwiler

Deep State Voter Fraud Thwarted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick Detwiler

BILLINGSGATE POST: Rack up the balls, boys. Put away the cues. The Trumpster is on his way, and he ain’t gonna lose. Warning, Trump-haters. This could be just another giant rat f*ck: Using undercover methods first developed by Slim and Dirty…

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Funny story: Besides Having A Sense Of Humor, God Loves A Democracy

Besides Having A Sense Of Humor, God Loves A Democracy

Besides having a sense of humor, God loves a democracy, and don’t kid yourself, four more years of Trump with Barr as his Attorney General and a spineless, complicit Republican Senate with Mitch McConnell at the helm, would have been the end of this…

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Funny story: Ginsberg’s Death Spurs Two Congressional Investigations.

Ginsberg’s Death Spurs Two Congressional Investigations.

Judge Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s death within just weeks of the presidential election is spurring two expedited congressional investigations. Adam Schiff, Chair of the House Intelligence Committee, is investigating whether the Russians, with Trump’s know…

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Funny story: Slim: Talk Dirty To Me

Slim: Talk Dirty To Me

BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler have come a long way. Just a year ago, they were dutifully monitoring the cross-dressing escapades of James Comey and Robert Mueller from their government issued, vintage 1952 St…

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Funny story: James Comey Is 6’8” In J Edgar Hoover’s High-Heel Pumps

James Comey Is 6’8” In J Edgar Hoover’s High-Heel Pumps

BILLINGSGATE POST: On CBS “Face The Nation”, disgraced former FBI Director, James Comey, was asked how tall he was. To the casual observer, this question might have appeared innocuous; an innocent gesture to break the ice before getting down and…

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Funny story: So It’s International Women’s Day?

So It’s International Women’s Day?

One day out of 365 days. Wow! Who gets the other 364 days, or did women receive their one special day this year because there was one extra leap year day on February 29, 2020? Women were tossed a very stale breadcrumb, but they still don’t ha...

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Funny story: The Maybe Film Script Of The Trump Presidency

The Maybe Film Script Of The Trump Presidency

A film script of the Trump presidency written ten years ago would have been rejected as just plain unrealistic, impossible and dumb, yet here the nation sits trapped in a doomed reality show with Trump as president. Help isn’t coming from the Un...

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Funny story: Pure as the driven snow competes with peculiar stench over Washington

Pure as the driven snow competes with peculiar stench over Washington

Reports continue that occupants of the Washington D.C. area have been distracted by a mysterious odor, difficult to identify. Apparatus to cover the mouth and nostrils--plus gas masks--is seeing an uptick in sales this holiday season. The comme...

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Funny story: Ask Dr. Billingsgate: He Knows All, Sees All, Tells All

Ask Dr. Billingsgate: He Knows All, Sees All, Tells All

BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Billingsgate takes questions from vitally-concerned non-entities who wish to take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to probe the innards of the good doctor’s inner-self: Dear Dr. B: You have been very critic...

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Funny story: James Comey releases new novel: On the Cement with a Boot on My Head

James Comey releases new novel: On the Cement with a Boot on My Head

Former Director of the FBI, James Comey is again in the spotlight due to his latest novel, which some believe shows autobiographical elements. On the Cement with a Boot on My Head is a sensational spy-novel type thriller with its protagonist stron...

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Funny story: How Slim Everdingle Gave James Comey The Quasimodo Shuffle: Part 2

How Slim Everdingle Gave James Comey The Quasimodo Shuffle: Part 2

BILLINGSGATE POST: Everdingle was wearing his standard issue Dickies Short Sleave Mechanics Coveralls with a V-Neck, Fruit-Of-The-Loom white tee shirt underneath. A 9mm Heckler & Koch MPS sub-machine gun was strapped to his thigh. With his tailo...

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Funny story: How Slim Everdingle Gave James Comey The Quasimodo Shuffle: Part 1

How Slim Everdingle Gave James Comey The Quasimodo Shuffle: Part 1

BILLINGSGATE POST: The metronomic ticking of the time bomb that would provide kaleidoscopic evidence that the FBI was colluding with the Russians was forcing Special Agent Slim Everdingle into making a virtual Hobson’s Choice; whether to go with his...

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Funny story: Slim And Dirty Pose As Hookers In Drag: Reveal Secret Dossier On James Comey

Slim And Dirty Pose As Hookers In Drag: Reveal Secret Dossier On James Comey

BILLINGSGATE POST: In what Sean Hannity describes as the most audacious attack on the FBI since Baby Face Nelson in 1934, Slim Everdingle and his faithful companion, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, have broken into the office of the former FBI Direc...

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Funny story: Mueller hides behind couch after whipping

Mueller hides behind couch after whipping

Washington ‘Swamp’ D.C. - CSPANT Cable News Nutwork reports that Mule-Error received a cruel horse-whipping early this morning. Reportedly, he won’t be able to sit for weeks. Southern plantation slave owners abused the poor old crime-hound until he...

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Funny story: Plenty Of Trump Haters Now Think James Comey Sucks

Plenty Of Trump Haters Now Think James Comey Sucks

Washington AC/DC - Despite the millions of valid reasons to loathe Donald Trump, his firing of FBI chief James Comey was actually a pretty fine slam dunk. That’s the upshot of a recent opinion survey that’s rated slippery-slimy Comey as a mendacio...

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Funny story: Russia-Gate Follies to open on the boards with Mueller at lead ballerina attended by Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and Hillary Clinton

Russia-Gate Follies to open on the boards with Mueller at lead ballerina attended by Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and Hillary Clinton

A dazzling show of music, vocals, and ballerinas is slated to parade across the country this coming autumn. Representatives of the mainstream media are also featured, in a tightly grouped little chorus wearing very short ballerina costumes. Som...

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Funny story: Trump Attacked By Bunch Of Clowns: Goes For Juggler

Trump Attacked By Bunch Of Clowns: Goes For Juggler

BILLINGSGATE POST: “Head for the roundhouse, Nellie. They can’t corner you there.” You would have to believe that President Trump heeded that advice from his confidante, Slim Everdingle. For sure, Trump hasn’t had a break from smears and attacks...

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