Attempting to honor the legendary Michael Jackson at an event in Grauman's Chinese Theater, Justin Bieber performed a tribute moon walk and crotch-grab while elsewhere, rumblings were heard deep beneath the ground at James Brown's resting place. C...
The full details of a robbery attempt at Joss stone's Devon home have been revealed by the Chief Inspector of the Cornish Constabulary. He said the robbery is believed to have revolved around some particularly nice scones. Joss baked the scones...
Soul singer James Brown's body has gone a missing from its grave but his soul goes marching on. The daughter of James Brown claims her fathers body has gone from the temporary crypt at her home in South Carolina. Former air hostess LaRhonda believ...
According to one of his allegedly illegitimate offspring, the body of the late and much lamented 'Godfather Of Soul' James Brown, has gone missing in what has been described as a bid by organized crime bosses to get their hands on the star's money.
Heaven, Universe - Enta'tainer Michael Jackson, also known as 'The King Of Pop', died yesterday afternoon in Los Angeles. He be believed to have succumbed to a heart attack although those details have yet to be released and we all know how thorough d...
State police in Georgia have confirmed a high speed police chase of a coffin in the early hours of the morning. The coffin was finally stopped after it hit a light standard. Attending officers quickly cornered the coffin, opened the lid and discovere...
Mephistopholville, Tennessee (IPP) - Bible publishers in this Southern Baptist stonghold announced to the public today that The James Brown version of the Bible has now sold more copies than the King James Version.
A legal dispute is imminent between the State of California and a British upperclass man claiming to be possessed by the spirit of James Brown.
Fishermen from New Zealand fishing the cold waters of Antarctica's Lost Sea were surprised last month after their small fishing boat hooked what turned out to be the world's largest known colossal squid ever caught.
Grammy-nominated artist, Jai Uttal recently in the news for making music for yoga has turned to a different audience, chimpanzees. The chimpanzees in the Kitera Forest exhibit of the Africa Region in North Carolina's Zoological Park need entertai...
Despite taking ideas for Democracy from ancient Greece, Rome, India and the Iriquois Confederacy, and many European countries during the Middle Ages, founding fathers John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, Robert Livingston and Roger Sherma...
A trombone player for the Boston Symphony went into cardiac arrest Saturday night while playing in the orchestra pit. The symphony was playing for a packed house with Britney Spears when the incident occurred.
Civil War re-enactors near Sharpsburg, Maryland were charging up a hill and firing on Union troops defending their ground when all of a sudden Maj. General, Thomas "Stoned well" Jackson fell off of his horse and slipped into a state of shoc...
Famed British actor and comedian, John Cleese announced his retirement today to a crowd in London. The famous actor who once was expelled from College after painting footsteps from a statue of the school's founder to a nearby toilet, said he had...
Geneologists making the Strom Thurmond-Al Sharpton connection made one more starting discovery. They found that not only did Thurmond's grandfather own Sharpton's great-grandfather, but that Thurmond himself fathered half of the population of...
Students at Buckley E. Filbertamous Middle School turned in Science Fair projects last week and were judged today by a panel of nuns. "This is the school's first year having the contest in about five years," said sister Mary Elephant.
Britney Spears, who has recently been making strides to turn her life around, admitted today that shaving her head and pubic hair was part of her Buddhist spiritual training.
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