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Funny story: FBI - CIA “Honey Pot” Operation Falls Flat On Its Face

FBI - CIA “Honey Pot” Operation Falls Flat On Its Face

BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim said he saw it coming: Pretty face, nice ass, low cut blouse with revealing cleavage; her 'come hither' smile said it all. In the Looking-Glass War led by Comey, Clapper and Brennan, against the forces of President Trump,...

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Funny story: Russia-gate movie already heating up for next year’s academy awards and ceremonies

Russia-gate movie already heating up for next year’s academy awards and ceremonies

Eager for a lift to ratings in sagging academy awards ceremonies, a new movie on Russia-gate has Hollywood excited and uplifted. The basic problem with the collusion theory has been Mr. Mueller’s finding nothing, as passed along by Attorney-Genera...

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Funny story: The Illegitimate President

The Illegitimate President

James Clapper Jr. said it first. He didn’t just cast doubt on his legitimacy, he said it loud and clear that Trump was the illegitimate president of the United States. Take that tweeter! James Clapper earned his stripes; doing so legitimately.

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Funny story: US intelligence agencies to receive prestigious Bird Blossom Award

US intelligence agencies to receive prestigious Bird Blossom Award

Last evening Mr. Clapper, Mr. Comey, and Mr. Brennan accepted The ASFD's (Academy of Science and Forensic Duty) most distinguished award. The Bird Blossom Award last appeared in 2003 following Mr. Bush's work on discovering WMD (weapons of mass de...

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Funny story: New Heavenly Angels Chorale performance will feature lyrics by Rogers and Clapper with additional soprano from Victoria Nuland

New Heavenly Angels Chorale performance will feature lyrics by Rogers and Clapper with additional soprano from Victoria Nuland

Conducted by General Keith Alexander, Director of the NSA, the renowned Heavenly Angels Chorale--one hundred voices strong--is readying for a spring time fete with new operatic voices and special lyrics. There have been rumors chorale members will...

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Funny story: You Have To Destroy A Nation To Save It

You Have To Destroy A Nation To Save It

I sat down with James Clapper, former head of U.S. National Security, to get his views on the current state of America as it relates to domestic spying and intelligence gathering activity. He has recently made headlines by demanding that Edward Snow...

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Funny story: NSA invasive implant teams to drop on leaders across the globe

NSA invasive implant teams to drop on leaders across the globe

Under a siege of critical response regarding massive NSA surveillance of more than 35 world leaders, including US allies, Washington leaders are braced and defensive, none more so than GOP Representative Peter King. A spokesperson for Mr. King (wh...

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Funny story: A-Rod To Open A Chain Of Cheating Clinics

A-Rod To Open A Chain Of Cheating Clinics

Trenton, New Jersey -- Alex Rodriguez plans to put his experience as a professional cheater to work. He announced today the creation of Cheat America, a national network of storefront clinics, providing products and services that help cheaters prospe...

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Funny story: Obama names Clapper as new Intelligence Director

Obama names Clapper as new Intelligence Director

President Obama has named General James Clapper as the new Intelligence Chief, following the resignation of Dennis Blair in May. His appointment has had mixed reviews, as many in Congress objected to his nomination; it is felt that he will have a...

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