iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the two hot lovebirds, Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Gazpacho, have just purchased the largest jalapeno factory in the entire world, Jalapenos Chingos. Kim of the unbelievable rich K Klan (Kardashian Klan) sa…
Prepare your taste buds for a fiery fiesta because the world's largest fast food chain has just unleashed one of its 'hottest' menu items to date! In a groundbreaking announcement, Hildegarde Hillowitz, the fearless spokeswoman of the golden arche…
EL PASO, Texas – (Satire News) – Alpha Beta’s Mimosa Sabrosa covered the 32nd Annual Taco Bell Jalapeno-Eating Contest, which was held at El Paso's Giggling Guacamole Restaurant. The yearly event draws participants from as far away as Delaware, De…
MEXICO CITY - Mexico’s Department of Colds and Flus reports that the country has had only 12 cases of C-19, whereas China has had over 81,000, and the USA has had almost 2,200. U.S. medical researchers are baffled by this big discrepancy, since th...
HOLLYWOOD, CA -- In an effort to "spice things up" and reverse the lowest television ratings since seaon two, American Idol producers have announced that a jalapeño will be the next judge on American Idol. The announcement comes just a few weeks foll...
My wife teaches school. On her way home, she was going to stop at the grocery store and pick up a few things that we needed for dinner. She committed a major mistake, a faux pas, an act of rebellion so grievous that even the ability for forgiveness is not negotiable. She bought mild picante sauce. Now, my mother is Italian and I grew up on the Mexican border in Texas. I've lived within 100...
Kennedy Space Centre, Florida - NASA officials charged with putting a man on Mars "faster, better, cheaper" have made a stunning breakthrough using Jalapenos as an alternative to traditional rocket fuels. Initial trials have proved remarkab...
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