TheSpoof.com looks at the big hitters in the all-conquering Tory soccer team, that always seems to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. How long can the Tory juggernaut continue? How long can Magic Johnson keep it on the road? Let's take a look...
Viewers of the Parliament Channel were startled this morning, when it appeared that Jacob Rees-Mogg, Leader of the House of Commons, was watching pornography on his smartphone. It happened during Prime Minister's Questions. Boris Johnson was at th…
The prime minister will personally take charge of the anti-austerity movement, and will be at the forefront of taking down any statues to those who’ve talked about it, thought about it or heard of it, and specifically those statues that haven’t been…
Leader of the House of Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg, is set to spend his 12th successive Christmas struggling to get the lid off a jar of chilli and onion chutney that his wife bought in 2006, to go with the cold meat and mashed potatoes on Boxing Day.
As the affably cuntish Boris Johnson assembles his “war cabinet” (a gang of sociopaths with no regard for anyone but themselves), the equally insane Mogg has begun to exert his influence over the government. Which, like anyone who has never really ha...
During a break in a recent Brexit meeting, members of the cabinet and leading Brexiteers were recorded playing a game of the popular parlour game Charades. The transcript of the recording is as follows: David Davis: Is it a film? Theresa May: It'...
Nineteenth-century gentleman and unbelievably a politician, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has said that there is nothing to worry about from a no-deal Brexit, after the Bank of England reported that it would cause billions in damage to the UK economy. "We'll b...
As all our readers know, the The Spoof is politically neutral as it hates all politicians, although we do reserve particular ire for Tories. So, in the last faltering days of weak and stable Theresa Maybot's premiership, it's time for The Spoof's political editor, Paxton Quigley, to evaluate the contenders for the leadership of both the Conservative & Unionist party and of our benighted countr...
Secret plans have been seen by The Spoof which show how Brexit cheerleaders are planning to make vast profits from Brexit while ordinary British citizens will suffer the consequences. An offshore company by the name of Brexshit Haha based in the B...
Sources close to tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg (49) the MP for Somerset constituency of Much Gurning have confirmed what has been long feared, that he has been diagnosed with Brexitosis, something which is affecting an increasing number of MPs at Westmins...
He's been reviled as a Man With No Plan, but the ideas for a successful Brexit of buffoon and failed politician Bozo Johnson along with those of his tax-avoiding wealthy, gold-plated pension cronies, Jacob Rees-Smug, David "Dumbo" Davis, Dr Liar Fox...
With Brexit now only six months away and the Irish border question still unresolved, the Jacob Rees-Mog mob have came up with a cunning plan to address it. The minister for the 18th Century is leading an absolutely vital think tank called The Eu...
The House of Commons is to be fumigated after a Rees-Mogg was discovered in the main chamber. Although only one of the insectoids was found, it is thought to be part of a breeding pair. Rees-Moggs are a member of the genus Privilegius Conservatus,...
In the current apocalyptic and grisly political landscape of the UK, Jacob Rees-Mogg has proven himself as deranged as any serial killer. Every day for the last week he has ordered one of his Brexiter minions to sacrifice himself/herself by resigning...
As a Conservative MP, Rees-Mogg is often asked to validate his humanity, but in a recent episode of "Who Do You Think You Are" he was forced to reveal his 60% reptile background. Rees-Mogg's great grandfather is none other than Hissy the python, a...
“For Brexit everyone must give up something” The voice boomed out over the Manchester slum as the recently commissioned helicopter “Mogg One” descended towards the waiting crowd. The vehicle was shaped like a Victorian schoolmaster bending a young...
A Labour supporter who has been single for five years is disappointed to learn that Jacob Rees Mogg is popular with the ladies than he is. Gary Johnson of Chutney on the Fritz has been largely single for five years, apart from a few forgettable fi...
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