Ivana Trump’s grave has been moved on Donald’s golf course. Problem: the bitch ain’t dead! Witnesses have said that during a full moon, if their balls land anywhere near Ivana’s grave, she reaches up out of the ground and snatches the ball – wreck…
For tax purposes and to save money, Donald Trump laid to rest Ivanna, his first wife, and mother of his three children, near the first hole of his Bedminster National Golf Club. What’s to criticize? So the grave looks like a pauper’s grace and do…
Donald Trump recently buried his first wife, Ivana, at the National Golf Club in NJ. The 465-acre, 38-hole golf club is now a cemetery and is exempt from all sales and income taxes and any other taxes. Thinking ahead, Trump, either spent cash…
Ivana Trump has been laid to rest on Donald Trump’s golf course. Someone dug a pit, threw her body in, then dropped a plaque reminding every golfer who she once was. She is buried in New Jersey, the joke state of the USA. “Under the state of New…
A US Presidential advisor has said that Donald trump intends to visit the UK "sometime in 2018", and that the change of plan had "nothing to do with" the giant wooden middle finger that was constructed in Birmingham to welcome his jet. Mr Trump wa...
Donald Trump is not human. Proof has emerged that the creature known as The Donald actually is a failed experiment by North Korean scientists to develop an army of cyborgs. It all was part of a top secret North Korean plot to infiltra...
Recent investigations into Donald Trump's personal background may threaten his presidential bid, according to Fordham University investigative journalism professor O.D. Ebby. "Mr. Trump's birther attacks on President Obama may be a shrewd attemp...
London - (Fly-Off-The-Wall): Should he or shouldn't he? Celeb Big Bro contestant and star of Guy Ritchie movie Snatch Vinnie Jones is feeling the horns of a massive dilemma. Pals of fellow CBB housemate and ex-Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss say he's...
Florida - (Pie-in-the-Sky): Serial gold-digger and Mile High Club enthusiast Ivana Trump was chucked off an airplane today following an altercation with minors (sic). Palm Beach County Sheriff's Department sources said Donald Trump's peroxide bomb...
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