Apparently Comic, Movie Star, Writer Woody Allen was knocked out by a girl scout Monday as he refused to buy her cookies and made some mumbled remarks about what he thought about girl scouts and their cookies. "There was this funny man Monday morn...
Thus far know one knows why a big fat lady got into a heated argument with Justin Bieber and flattened him in a parking lot just outside a Kroger Market. A woozzie Bieber finally got to his feet, shook his head, took two steps and went down once a...
An old familiar athlete butt-slapping after a good play is taking over from the Knock-Out game that was the recent trend. "This is great", stated pimply nerd at a local high school. "I'm tired of getting knocked out. So he sneaks over and slaps a nice-looking young lady on the butt and she knocks him out. "Most guys think the new game is a lot better and some of the ladies say they don't...
Of all people who have been a victim of the new 'Knock Out' craze, actor Taylor Lautner would be low on the list. Taylor was found by a New York City policeman just as he was waking back up. "He was groggy but then checked for his billfold, car...
"These guys going around knocking people out are mostly beginners", according to one Chief of Police who asked not to be identified. Reading from a list of perps he reported information he had received. "One guy hit his victim in the stomach in...
Former Olympic gold medalist Audley Harrison has decided to retire after yet another embarrassing performance in the ring. His "fight" with British and Commonwealth heavyweight title holder David Price lasted a pathetic 82 seconds before Harrison...
Dithering Prime Minister Gordon "Which Way The Wind Blows" Brown has decided that he will definitely not, cross-his-heart-and-hope-to-die attend the Beijing It's A Knockout opening ceremony in August.
Flushed with the recent success of London's hosting of the opening stages of the Tour De France, event organisers have concocted an ambitious plan for the Tour's likely return in 2012. Acutely aware that many jaded cockneys shunned the specta...
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