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Funny story: Marvel's 'Avengers: Endgame' Nets $2 Billion And DC Comics...Celebrates?!

Marvel's 'Avengers: Endgame' Nets $2 Billion And DC Comics...Celebrates?!

Now that 'Avengers: Endgame' has become a $2.6 billion worldwide success, the Marvel movie has been greeted not with jeers and inconsolable depression from DC Comics, but rather cheers and an almost Joker-like psychotic happiness. Marvel's cinemat...

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Funny story: Trump Sees Ant-Man and Wasp Movie and Wants Scientists to Build Him a Super-Suit

Trump Sees Ant-Man and Wasp Movie and Wants Scientists to Build Him a Super-Suit

Mir-A-Lago, FL President Trump tweeted today that America's scientists are way behind where they should be. "Why haven't our scientists invented something like Ant-Man's little cars or an Iron Man suit like in the movies? I think, as President, I...

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Funny story: Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Perhaps the pimple-face adolescent boys who moved their lips as they read the simple text and gazed at the colorful (mostly green) drawings didn't suspect, but anyone who'd ever read a story featuring the Caped Crusader and his sidekick, the Boy Wonder, would understand, at once, that the comic book hero Green Arrow and his assistant Speedy were obvious knockoffs of Batman and Robin. While the...

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Funny story: The true origins of Marvel Comic's Human Torch

The true origins of Marvel Comic's Human Torch

Hot-headed teen Johnny Storm rode his future brother-in-law's crotch rocket through what Reed Richards said was a stream of "cosmic rays" but which, in the comic book sequence during which this scene occurs, off-screen, so to speak, in shadows, beneath a full room, amid wine and roses, looks much like gobs of Richards' ejaculate. The experience changed both partners forever, as it did onlookers...

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Funny story: Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her Five Favorite Places To Wear No Underwear

Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her Five Favorite Places To Wear No Underwear

NEW YORK, NY - If you follow Gwyneth Paltrow's every waking moment as closely as we here at The Spoof do, then you'll know the 'Blonde Cougar' is certainly no stranger to controversy: last week, she grabbed international headlines by attending the pr...

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Funny story: 'Irony Man' meteorite carving is Space Nazis totem

'Irony Man' meteorite carving is Space Nazis totem

London - Curators at London's Museum of Natural Hystery have unveiled a meteorite artefuct that once adorned the prow of a spacecraft flown to Earth by Nazi extraterrestrials. The 24cm-long 10kg statue of 'Irony Man' warrior is carved from a rare...

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Funny story: Cheney, Inspired By Successful 'Iron Man' Movie, Creates His Own Super Hero

Cheney, Inspired By Successful 'Iron Man' Movie, Creates His Own Super Hero

Inspired by the success and the popularity of Marvel Comics 'Iron Man' movie series, Dick Cheney has decided to use the millions he gathered during his tenure as the head of Halliburton and as the shadow head of the United States of America to reinve...

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Funny story: Iron Man Suit Tops Sales at Adult Websites

Iron Man Suit Tops Sales at Adult Websites

Following the success of the original "Iron Man" movie release by Marvel Entertainment in 2007, a bold step was taken towards expanding their female fan base in conjunction with the video distribution hitting the streets this Fall. Realizing that...

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Funny story: The Iron Man is really a woman!

The Iron Man is really a woman!

"In my Chemistry exam, one of the questions was 'Prove the Iron Man is a woman?' That's a hard question to answer I thought, until all of a sudden the solution hit me like a bolt from the blue! Iron = Fe Man = Male Therefore, Iron Man = Female. Now that's Irony for you!"...

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Funny story: Ironman seen as viable defense alternative

Ironman seen as viable defense alternative

Sources revealed yesterday that the department of defense is exploring the use of comic book technology as a viable alternative for the difficult and unconventional war on terror.

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Funny story: Iron Man Outsourced to Asia

Iron Man Outsourced to Asia

New comic cinema hit Iron Man has been outsourced to Asia because of the exorbitant cost of iron production in US iron works due to ironworkers' union contracts.

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Funny story: Woman Spotted At Iron Man Movie Premiere

Woman Spotted At Iron Man Movie Premiere

(New York) The Loews Cinema in Times Square was thrown into a state of turmoil during a special midnight screening of Iron Man when a person believed to be an attractive woman was spotted among the crowd of single overweight male moviegoers.

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Funny story: Profile: Geritol Hightower Says He's The REAL Ironman

Profile: Geritol Hightower Says He's The REAL Ironman

At 72, Hightower leads the fight against agism. Say "Iron Man," and Marvel Comic fans automatically assume you're referring to Tony Starks from the Avengers crew. But unlike the superhero, 72-year old Geritol Hightower didn't need a shrapnel wound to the chest nor did he have to sell out to the Vietnam Communist party to become Iron Man.

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Funny story: Iron man steps down

Iron man steps down

IT WAS REVEALED today that Vihelm Vatanabe Henshacnker the 45th will not succeed Iron Man as the next American king.

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