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Funny story: Doctors prescribe watching Manchester United instead of sleeping tablets!! ZZZZZZZZZ!

Doctors prescribe watching Manchester United instead of sleeping tablets!! ZZZZZZZZZ!

(NOT EDITED) Sleeping tablets can be addictive, cause liver damage, and by overdoses, death! Doctors worried about the abuse of sleeping tablets usage have been studying other methods of getting people to sleep, and out of their insomniac misery.

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Funny story: Covid-19 Pandemic Insomnia Epidemic

Covid-19 Pandemic Insomnia Epidemic

We've been hit by an Insomnia epidemic during the Covid pandemic. Even with lockdown restrictions easing, many of us are struggling to sleep. Studies have shown that the first four weeks of lockdown led to the sharpest increase in sleepless night…

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Funny story: Manhattan Man Diagnosed with Existential Insomnia

Manhattan Man Diagnosed with Existential Insomnia

After months of lying awake at night unable to catch more than the occasional brief, restless wink, concerned that he might have sleep apnea or some sort of mild epileptic disorder, Matthew Cooper visited his doctor, only to learn that he was sufferi...

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Funny story: Man who suffers from Insomnia buys Dido's new album

Man who suffers from Insomnia buys Dido's new album

Gary Johnson, 48, who suffers from Insomnia after buying tickets for Jedward for his 30th wedding anniversary, has exclusively revealed to us that he has just indulged in Dido's latest release. 'I was on that Amazon type thing' said Johnson, as if...

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Funny story: Fighting off insomnia: Getting ravaged by Gobbly Gleetens at the threshold of hades

Fighting off insomnia: Getting ravaged by Gobbly Gleetens at the threshold of hades

Sometimes I just can't sleep. Like most, I worry. My fears and phobias are intense and really, are as off-base as an AWOL Private. ....So I toss and turn, toss and turn. I get up from my hard bed, go to the refrigerator and drink some type of liquid refreshment. Something with some bite, of course. Then I watch a little TV - usually ID Discovery. I'm a big fan of Lt. Joe Kenda, the Homicide Hun...

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Funny story: Tax Helpline Cures Local Man's Insomnia

Tax Helpline Cures Local Man's Insomnia

A local man was full of praise for HM Revenue & Customs today after using their Self Assessment helpline. He claimed that trying to sort out an issue with the Cardiff-based tax office led to him enjoying the "best sleep I've had in months."...

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Funny story: Cure found for Insomnia: Gordon Brown

Cure found for Insomnia: Gordon Brown

Scientists have discovered a credible cure for insomnia or sleep deprivation. Its called Gordon Brown, UK Prime Minister. Acording to scientific experts, just listening to Mr Brown's sonorious speeches will induce deep sleep in a matter of second...

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