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Funny story: The Indianapolis 500 Announces That It Will Run But Without Fans in the Stands

The Indianapolis 500 Announces That It Will Run But Without Fans in the Stands

INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) - The Indianapolis 500 Racing Commission has just advised the members of the press about the upcoming annual race. After much deliberation, it was suggested that the race will, indeed, be held on August 23, but no fa…

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Funny story: Only Thing Trump Knows About Race Is The Indianapolis 500

Only Thing Trump Knows About Race Is The Indianapolis 500

It seems that when prompted to make a speech about race relations, Trump said it was fine with him and that he was eager to perform for his campaign race. He added that the Indianapolis 500 would be a great place to hold a MAGA reelection rally and...

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Funny story: Indianapolis 500 Race Officials Have Decided to Move The Memorial Day Race To Wyoming

Indianapolis 500 Race Officials Have Decided to Move The Memorial Day Race To Wyoming

INDIANAPOLIS – Officials for the Indianapolis 500 have been wrestling with the problem of this year's Memorial Day classic. And it appears that the committee has decided to move this year’s race out of Indiana. They cited the large amount of C-...

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Funny story: Auto Chiefs Laugh At Death, Party On

Auto Chiefs Laugh At Death, Party On

Global Motors Executives who either ignored or engaged in a cover up of defective cars with airbag, break, steering and ignition problems, which caused deaths and injuries to many, have been on a retreat in Indianapolis, Indiana. It is an enclav...

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Funny story: Ashley Judd Depressed About The Indianapolis 500

Ashley Judd Depressed About The Indianapolis 500

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashley Judd flew down to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the Indianapolis 500 Memorial Day Classic. Judd who is in the process of getting divorced from three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, 40, told a close friend t...

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Funny story: The Indianapolis 500 May Be Moving To Saginaw, Michigan in 2014

The Indianapolis 500 May Be Moving To Saginaw, Michigan in 2014

INDIANAPOLIS - The word on the streets of Indianapolis is that the annual Indianapolis 500 Race could be moving out of Indiana. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that an inside unnamed source who did not want her name revealed stated tha...

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Funny story: Ashley Judd and Indy Winner Dario Franchitti's Marriage Skids Out of Control

Ashley Judd and Indy Winner Dario Franchitti's Marriage Skids Out of Control

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Three time Indianapolis 500 winner Dario Franchitti flew down to Cabo San Lucas, to get away from the horde of reporters who have been hounding him and his wife Ashley Judd since they announced that they are ending their marr...

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Funny story: The Indianapolis 500 Will Become The Indianapolis 100 In 2013, In Order To Cut Down Fuel Consumption By 80%

The Indianapolis 500 Will Become The Indianapolis 100 In 2013, In Order To Cut Down Fuel Consumption By 80%

INDIANAPOLIS - The Indianapolis 500 Auto Race governing body known as The Indianapolis Motor Speedway Federation Coalition has just issued a compulsory directive. Gulliver "Green Flag" Greenhauser executive director of The IMSFC stated to the news...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Running to Win the Indianapolis 500

Donald Trump Running to Win the Indianapolis 500

Donald Trump has agreed to drive the pace car at the start of the 2011 Indianapolis 500 race on May 29. But track officials might get more Trump than they bargained for. The real estate mogul and part-time politician has declared that he plans to win...

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Funny story: Hawking Set For Indy 500

Hawking Set For Indy 500

Car fanatic Stephen Hawking is entering this years Indeanapolis 500 race.The world famous race, where racers tear around a racetrack for 500 laps has become a classic and is watched by fans all over the world. It's a high speed thrills and spills...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Buys His 3-Year-Old Daughter A $30,000 Toy Replica of An Indianapolis 500 Race Car

Tom Cruise Buys His 3-Year-Old Daughter A $30,000 Toy Replica of An Indianapolis 500 Race Car

HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise has always said that his best role ever has been his role as 'daddy.' Well, Tommy went out and showed his little 3-year-old princess that if mommy ever leaves daddy, it will be in her best interest to stay, or rather demand,...

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Funny story: "Dancing With The Stars" Helio Castroneves Wins The Indy 500

"Dancing With The Stars" Helio Castroneves Wins The Indy 500

INDIANAPOLIS - Helio Castroneves, a native of Brazil, has won this year's Memorial Day Indianapolis 500 Auto Race. The Penske Racing Team member has now won the Super Bowl of auto racing a total of three times in 2001, 2002, and now 2009. Cast...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick TV Show Planned: Women Drivers

Danica Patrick TV Show Planned: Women Drivers

Race car driver Danica Patrick will host a new reality show on Time Warner's CW Network for the fall 2007 season. The Danica Patrick TV show will tentatively be called "Women Drivers." Female contestants will compete to...

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Funny story: Changes to Indy 500 announced.

Changes to Indy 500 announced.

Indianapolis Motor Speedway- Fans reacted with mixed emotions today as it was announced that major changes to the Indy 500 will take place just months before the actual race. Some reacted with joy that the sport will undergo changes that will make i...

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