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Funny story: July 4th and Nothing is “Planned” … Maybe

July 4th and Nothing is “Planned” … Maybe

I called up Marjorie Taylor Greene, Ginny Thomas, Matt Gaetz, Josh Hawley, Ron DeSantis and, of course, The Trump, to ask if they had anything “planned” for this year’s July 4th celebrations. These were some of the answers, (but I won’t say who sa…

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Funny story: No July 4th for Puerto Rico

No July 4th for Puerto Rico

I recall learning in school that the 13 Colonists of America – or something to that effect – wanted to have a revolution against Britain because of some buzz-phrase called, “taxation without representation”. And yet, Puerto Rico is essentially a s…

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Funny story: Trump sends subtle message that he is a Lefty

Trump sends subtle message that he is a Lefty

To celebrate America’s Independence Day, all former presidents deliver their sage and healing words standing tall and proud at the centre of the podium. However, Mr Trump has subtly indicated where his interest and vote banks lie. “We are now in t...

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Funny story: Thanksgiving Celebrations Well Underway

Thanksgiving Celebrations Well Underway

It may not seem that long since we all enjoyed the merriment of Thanksgiving, but it's crept up on us all again, and, later today, families across the generations in the US will be gathering together to partake of the traditional annual 4th of July T...

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Funny story: Putin Ridicules Trump’s 4th Of July Parade

Putin Ridicules Trump’s 4th Of July Parade

Vladimir Putin belittled Trump’s parade. Seriously, like a schoolyard chant, it was a case of, “Mine is bigger than yours.” Putin’s mockery sparked the question: Could this romance be over? No more three-hour private meetings with only a Russian tran...

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Funny story: Trump Gaffe Was Only Heard Because Somebody Was Listening

Trump Gaffe Was Only Heard Because Somebody Was Listening

It's been revealed this morning, that President Donald Trump's glaring error in his Fourth of July speech, when he mentioned there being 18th-century airports, was only noticed because of the unusual circumstance of somebody actually listening to wha...

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Funny story: Trump Reads Food Menu Instead Of Speech, Blames Teleprompter

Trump Reads Food Menu Instead Of Speech, Blames Teleprompter

On the 4th of July event, Donald Trump read a food menu instead of a speech about the American Revolution. He blamed the error on the rain and the teleprompter. True, it was raining, and the teleprompter may have shorted out, his bone spurs could hav...

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Funny story: Trump Defends Fourth of July Speech

Trump Defends Fourth of July Speech

This July Fourth was the occasion for President Donald Trump's much-ballyhooed Independence Day celebration in Washington, D.C. Trump's patriotic speech drew derision from certain quarters for its, er, unique approach to history. Unfortunat...

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Funny story: Fourth Of July Celebrations Labeled "Shit" By Man

Fourth Of July Celebrations Labeled "Shit" By Man

As the crowds left a rain-soaked Lincoln Memorial in Washington DC last night, having witnessed a 'no expenses spared' military showcase extravaganza to rival anything seen before, one man was already berating the tremendous waste of money expended o...

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Funny story: Independence Day And What It Means For The Rest Of The World

Independence Day And What It Means For The Rest Of The World

'Independence Day', the 1996 movie about aliens from a distant galaxy who attempt to attack planet Earth, and both destroy and annihilate the world's population to death during the 4th of July celebrations, is to be shown on TV screens across the Uni...

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Funny story: Trump's 4th Of July Parade

Trump's 4th Of July Parade

Trump is having his military 4th of July parade! Bone spurs vanished! Couldn’t the $5million be spent to buy diapers for babies held prisoners at the border by the Health and Human Services Department under the direction of parade-hungry Donald T...

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Funny story: Trump's Fourth Of July Celebrations To Be "Astronomically Expensive"

Trump's Fourth Of July Celebrations To Be "Astronomically Expensive"

The annual fourth of July celebrations, commemorating the Declaration of Independence of the United States on July 4, 1776, have always been celebrated on its anniversary, and this year will be no different. One major difference this year, howeve...

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Funny story: New UK PM Boris Johnson Calls General Election on 4th of July

New UK PM Boris Johnson Calls General Election on 4th of July

London, UK - (Rioters): The UK will have its very own Independence Day the newly-elected PM has said, with British voters heading to the polls on the 4th of July. “We’re going to destroy the shackles of EU bondage,” Johnson announced at this morni...

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Funny story: Fourth Of July Forgotten

Fourth Of July Forgotten

The 4th of July, the one day in the year Americans hold in the highest esteem, has been forgotten, by one man, at least, in Battambang. The man awoke as normal this morning at around 5:30am, and went about his normal daily business, which included...

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Funny story: Trump celebrates July 4th Sings: "Sometimes I feel like a motherless child!"

Trump celebrates July 4th Sings: "Sometimes I feel like a motherless child!"

President Donald Trump appeared this morning on the WH lawn on what was billed as a "Celebration of Independence Day." A stunned WH Press Corp gasped in astonishment as the 45th president of the United States skipped to the podium dressed as Little O...

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Funny story: Island in Pacific Celebrates Independence Day

Island in Pacific Celebrates Independence Day

The residents of an island in the Pacific secretly celebrated American style Independence Day this July 4th. The celebration included town sponsored fireworks displays and family outings. Many residents ate hamburgers and hot dogs. Residents had...

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Funny story: Parrot Beheading Mars July 4 Celebrations, Police Suspect Foul Play

Parrot Beheading Mars July 4 Celebrations, Police Suspect Foul Play

Baltimore, MD - A foul mouthed parrot who had recently been featured on the news as a potential crime witness was beheaded during July 4 celebrations in a ghetto apartment complex court in Baltimore last night. The owner of the parrot, Curtis Le...

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