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Funny story: NY City Mayor Eric Adams Responds to Texas Gov. Greg Abbott

NY City Mayor Eric Adams Responds to Texas Gov. Greg Abbott

(NYC) Following the inane, misguided pre-election publicity stunt by Texas Governor Greg Abbott to send busloads of apprehended illegal immigrants to the Big Apple, Mayor Adams has reciprocated in a magnanimous gesture of interstate cooperation, by s…

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Funny story: Amazon Send Electric Blankets to Freezing Refugees Stuck on the Belarus/Polish Border

Amazon Send Electric Blankets to Freezing Refugees Stuck on the Belarus/Polish Border

Mega Multi-Billionaire turn-over company, Amazon, have proven to the ice-cold world they do have a warm heart. A convoy load of Amazon trucks has been dispatched to the Polish/Belarus border filled with electric blankets as a charitable gesture to…

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Funny story: Biden Suspends The Horses In The Haitian Border Fiasco

Biden Suspends The Horses In The Haitian Border Fiasco

D.C - Prez Biden suspended the horses that were involved in the Great Western rodeo roundup of Haitian migrants trying to cross the Texas border last week. Officially, it was the 'use of horses' at the border that got suspended, after viral vide…

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Funny story: The Border Patrol Will Transport 18,000 Illegal Haitians From Del Rio, Texas To Georgia

The Border Patrol Will Transport 18,000 Illegal Haitians From Del Rio, Texas To Georgia

DEL RIO, Texs – (Satire News) – The U.S. Border Patrol has just stated that there are currently close to 21,000 citizens of Haitian descent living beneath Del Rio’s Hillary Clinton Honorary Bridge. Most are women and children who left Haiti becaus…

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Funny story: The Netherlands Vows To Crack Down on Illegal Aliens

The Netherlands Vows To Crack Down on Illegal Aliens

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands – (Satire News) – Prime Minister Mark Rutte wants the people of the Netherlands to know that he hears them, and that he will be cracking down on the tremendous amount of illegal aliens entering the Netherlands. The prime min…

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Funny story: Immigrants are Jumping The Border Wall and Returning Home at a Record Rate

Immigrants are Jumping The Border Wall and Returning Home at a Record Rate

EL PASO – The Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency has just released some amazing statistics. They are pointing out that, just since the Coronavirus hit the USA, the amount of illegal immigrants who are opting to return to their homes south...

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Funny story: Central American Immigrants Have Stopped Coming To the USA Because They Fear They’ll Catch the C-19 Flu Virus

Central American Immigrants Have Stopped Coming To the USA Because They Fear They’ll Catch the C-19 Flu Virus

LAREDO, Texas – The Laredo sector of the Border Patrol has stated that the apprehension of illegal immigrants has dropped by 98%. BP spokesperson, Benardo Poggenpohl, said that in his conversation with one of the Guatemalan detainees, he was told,...

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Funny story: John Bolton Reveals That President Trump Wanted To Buy Guatemala, El Salvador, and Honduras

John Bolton Reveals That President Trump Wanted To Buy Guatemala, El Salvador, and Honduras

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump’s former security advisor, John Bolton, has made a startling revelation about the Liar-In-Chief, as Bolton and so many other White House staff members refer to the acting president (behind his back, of course). B...

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Funny story: Singer Rewards Homeless Fans with Free Pizza

Singer Rewards Homeless Fans with Free Pizza

A half-dozen Taylor Knott-Swift fans slept on the street awaiting their chance to see their idol. They hadn't eaten in days and needed a bath. Since Taylor was “singing” in New York City, rather than in San Francisco, Los Angeles, or San Diego, her d...

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Funny story: Push To Add Extraterrestrial Question To 2020 Census

Push To Add Extraterrestrial Question To 2020 Census

The Trump administration is expanding its request to add a citizenship question to the upcoming 2020 census which is conducted every 10 years. According to an anonymous White House official, "We need an understanding of how many illegal aliens are...

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Funny story: CBP staff with internal review and solid proof AOC is full of baloney

CBP staff with internal review and solid proof AOC is full of baloney

The problem at the border includes hordes of women and children, with parents separated from their kids, and kept in “concentration camps.” Into this hurly-burly came Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), interviewing the inmates. She reported they had...

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Funny story: Republican Congresswoman Outraged at Separation of Non-Immigrant Baby Cows from Their Mothers

Republican Congresswoman Outraged at Separation of Non-Immigrant Baby Cows from Their Mothers

"It's an outrage," said neoconservative congresswoman Nancy Hartwright of Oklahoma City regarding the dairy industry's practice of separating native-born baby cows from their American mothers shortly after birth. "This is something that should happen...

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Funny story: Hundreds Of U.S. Border Guards Desert Their Posts And Flee To Canada

Hundreds Of U.S. Border Guards Desert Their Posts And Flee To Canada

In response to overwhelming job stress, social oppression and poor working conditions, hundreds of ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) officials and workers have streamed in hastily put together caravans to the Canadian border seeking asyl...

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Funny story: US Puts Tariffs On Each Migrant Attempting To Enter Country

US Puts Tariffs On Each Migrant Attempting To Enter Country

Congress has finally found a solution to the tsunami of immigrants pouring into the US from all over the world by charging their country of origin a tariff on each and every individual approaching the border. A tariff of $1,000 has been placed on the...

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Funny story: Update- Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border.

Update- Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border.

The thousands of middle and working class Americans about whom we reported on March 13th of this year, have reached the Guatemalan border, and are camped-out there awaiting asylum to get in and take over the lands and homes left behind by native refu...

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Funny story: Thousands of Middle Class Americans Storm Mexican Border Seeking Better Life.

Thousands of Middle Class Americans Storm Mexican Border Seeking Better Life.

A major melee occurred today on the American/Mexican border as thousands of middle class Americans stormed the fences and barricades separating them from Central American soil. Overwhelmed and surprised, Mexican border guards at first tried to halt t...

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Funny story: Trump Playing With Tiny Toy Soldiers Guarding Tiny Wall on His Desk

Trump Playing With Tiny Toy Soldiers Guarding Tiny Wall on His Desk

Some say he is spending his executive time watching TV. Some say he is tweeting. There’s been a lot of speculation about the ways in which the President of the United States spends his unstructured, “executive time”. The whole thing would’ve rema...

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