Many people have been asking the question but no answer is yet forthcoming: Is there something wrong with Rudy Giuliani’s head? If the answer somehow happens to be “No”, you’d need to rephrase the question to something like: What in the HELL is w…
The Spoof has been given sight of the speech which prime minister-elect Boris Johnson is expected to make on the steps of 10 Downing Street after he has met the Queen on Tuesday. Harking back to the message which his heroine Margaret Thatcher gave to...
Elizabeth Warren apologized to all Native Americans for being somewhat wrong about her heritage. Tulsi Gabbard apologized for her past views about LGBTQ individuals. Most recently, Beto O'Rourke confessed that his ancestors owned slaves and reparatio...
The ex-deputy prime minister and Conservative peer Lord Heseltine has said he would not back the Tories in this week's European election because of the "Conservative & Unionist" party's pro-Brexit stance. The errant lord has defended his decisio...
It appears that comic actor Volodymyr Zelenskiy has just won the Ukrainian presidency by a landslide Exit polls and street interviews seemed to sense a national mood typified by the comments of diesel mechanic Taras Yuvechko: "The United States a...
Senator Eliza Beth “Pocahontas” Warpath swabbed one of her body cavities to obtain a DNA “smear,” which she submitted to a clandestine cloning service, the name of which she refused to identify. The results of the analysis of the DNA sample, she s...
Boris Johnson aged 54 and 1/2, despite all common sense, has somehow risen to become Foreign Secretary in Her Majesty's Government under the premiership of Theresa May and today faces questions from readers of The Spoof. What is this Brexit thingy all about? (A. Leaver, Sunderland) To tell the truth, I haven't a clue. I had a bet with George Osborne as to who could do the most damage to the Br...
John Cleese swore he would never work for the BEEB again in public and has now accepted a job playing the role of A Fish called Wanda in a new BBC sitcom called "In a Python's Belly!" Like many other public figures before him, Cleese, has joined a...
Julian Assange and Nigel Farage Just the two of them, no entourage. A clandestine rendezvous on a spring morning, Unexpected, rushed, without warning. Secrets shared in breathless whispers, Poignant comradeship, laughter, tears. Half -spoken words, a pat on the back Subtle handshake, a knowing smile. Good old Nigel, a faithful mate. He will stand by you, Julian. Have faith!...
The movie "The Manchurian Candidate," concerns a communist plot to use the brainwashed son of a leading right-wing family to upend the American political system. Now it appears that life is imitating art. Donald Trump has been brainwashed by Vladi...
One of Northern Ireland's leading spokesmen, Belfast SDLP Councillor Finbar Fury last night confessed all after his sacking as Director of the Northern Ireland Arts Council. ' In an interview with UR-FUKD magazine at the Europa Hotel in Belfast,...
In the past, conservatives successfully pushed Congress to prohibit federal dollars from being used to distribute sterile syringes to intravenous drug users. Now, with a severe outbreak of H.I.V. and hepatitis due to a surge in heroin use in states...
The GOP candidates for president in 2016 so far have taken a "pro-choice" position on vaccinations. Carly Florina former, CEO of Hewellt-Packard said, "Gosh, when I was a kid, I got measles chicken pox and mumps. And I'm still here. What's the big...
Some relatively sane GOP House members are voluntarily exiting their seats in safe districts and will be replaced by other politicians who can only be described as "zany" ultra right-wingers. As the New York Times summarized it: One nominee propo...
The framers of The U.S. Constitution were concerned about excessive power in both the Presidency and the military. So, under Article I Section 8, delegates to Congress the power to make war. But since World War II, Presidents have ignored Congress...
Can we trust politcians? Do they trust us? Can you tell when they are lying because their lips are moving? Does a bear shit in the woods? And if it does and there is no one there to hear it, does it still make a sound? These are just some of the ques...
Dateline: WASHINGTON-Politicians rallied on Get Stuff Done Day, to reassure the American people that their government is in working order. Many boasted of their accomplishments while in office, describing in great detail the stuff in question.
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