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Funny story: The Chicago Blackhawks Organization Refuses To Talk About The Zamboni Sex Scandal

The Chicago Blackhawks Organization Refuses To Talk About The Zamboni Sex Scandal

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The National Hockey League's Chicago Blackhawks organization is using the attorney-client privilege clause in order to not have to address the alleged 2019 Zamboni Sex Scandal. Sports reporter Zorro La Bamba, with The Spo…

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Funny story: Recreational athlete misses locker room banter, can't wait to catch up on latest pubic hairstyles

Recreational athlete misses locker room banter, can't wait to catch up on latest pubic hairstyles

Local athlete Jeff Miller announced today he can't wait for the restart of his men's ice hockey league so he can stay up-to-date with the latest news and pubic hair fashions. "While chatting about stocks or listening to the latest raunchy joke, I…

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Funny story: Seattle Picks The Krakens as Their New Team Nickname

Seattle Picks The Krakens as Their New Team Nickname

SEATTLE (Funny Sport News) – After several contests, and over 30,000 suggestions, the new National Hockey League expansion team has decided on a nickname. The owners of the NHL team said that it was a very difficult choice but they picked the Krak…

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Funny story: Top six names not appropriate for sports arenas...

Top six names not appropriate for sports arenas...

Hockey is a sport steeped in tradition. Unfortunately it's a tradition of supplying nicknames for its arenas that are way off track. Here are the top six offenders... 1.The Brink...not an official name. But used excessively during playoff season,. How would you like to be on the Brink all the time? 2. The Garden...A soft name for a brutal game... Brutal and a half if you count Knick appearan...

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Funny story: An unholy terror goes on casino tear, gets an inventory of criminal charges, but is reinstated as an NHL analyst after rehab

An unholy terror goes on casino tear, gets an inventory of criminal charges, but is reinstated as an NHL analyst after rehab

The Arizona Coyotes have reinstalled Nick Boynton as the team's radio analyst. Boynton was suspended by the NHL team after he was charged with assault, disorderly conduct, harassment, resisting arrest, criminal mischief, and obstruction of government...

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Funny story: Russia loses to Finland in hockey, immediately invades Finland for real!

Russia loses to Finland in hockey, immediately invades Finland for real!

The Russian men's hockey team, were eliminated from play by the Finnish men's team, 3-1 today, setting off protests throughout Russia. Under great pressure from the people of Russia to 'do something', Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered a f...

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Funny story: Paulina Gretzky To Protest In Bahrain - Naked

Paulina Gretzky To Protest In Bahrain - Naked

(API)- Paulina Gretzky, daughter of hockey player, Wayne Gretzky, has publicly stated that she plans to protest human rights abuses in Bahrain by running up and down pit row in nothing but her smile during the F1 grand prix. Ms. Gretzky, who rece...

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Funny story: Wings Go Down Hard on Sharks

Wings Go Down Hard on Sharks

Putting up a fine effort, the Detroit Red Wings go down in game one of the Western Conference semi-finals, losing to the San Jose Sharks 4 to 3. The top seeded Sharks expected to take at least one game in their own house, but the win gives them an...

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Funny story: Rangers and Flyers melee Gone Batty!

Rangers and Flyers melee Gone Batty!

N.Y N.Y : After a heated playoff serious the Rangers and the Flyers got into a wild bench clearing brawl tonight at the Garden. The fight escalated in to the streets where police got involved using water cannons and rubber bullets to subdue the r...

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Funny story: The Phoenix Coyotes Are Moving To Greenland

The Phoenix Coyotes Are Moving To Greenland

PHOENIX - The Phoenix Coyotes of the National Hockey League have announced that they will be moving north, way up north to Sukkertoppen, Greenland after the 2009 season. Co-owners of the Coyotes Jerry Moyes and Wayne Gretzky are upset at the team'...

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Funny story: "Balls, Balls, & Pucks"

"Balls, Balls, & Pucks"

PARAMUS, New Jersey - The bad state of the United States economy is causing many companies and corporations to relocate overseas. Even the world of sports has now been affected. The weekly sports publication 'Balls, Balls, & Pucks' is reporting t...

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Funny story: The real reason why Mats Sundin is hesitant to sign with the Vancouver Canucks - has his eyes on 2010 ice-dance gold medal!

The real reason why Mats Sundin is hesitant to sign with the Vancouver Canucks - has his eyes on 2010 ice-dance gold medal!

VANCOUVER, CANADA: With the prospect of 20 million dollars dangling before his eyes, you would think Mats Sundin would bite - and bite hard. But for some reason, the procrastinating, dithering Swede has driven Vancouver Canucks GM Mike Gillis stir-...

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