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Funny story: An Isis terrorist is captured eating breakfast at an IHOP

An Isis terrorist is captured eating breakfast at an IHOP

The Topeka (Kansas) Police Department reports that a known Isis operative, was caught having a triple stack of pancakes at an IHOP in Topeka. A TPD spokesperson identified the Isis terrorist as Feen Fuma Vit, 31. When Vit was approached by Offi…

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Funny story: Achmad’s Used Military Surplus and Wholesale Emporium – For All Your Terrorist Needs

Achmad’s Used Military Surplus and Wholesale Emporium – For All Your Terrorist Needs

Are you in the market for a used Humvee, or perhaps you prefer an anti-aircraft gun, a tank, some mortars or how about tons of crates of machine guns and grenades? Well, look no further, friend, because here at Achmad’s Used Military Surplus and W…

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Funny story: It’s Lonely Being An Old Terrorist

It’s Lonely Being An Old Terrorist

Strange news coming out of Iraq and Afghanistan on the terrorism front … A Spokesman for ISIS, the ever-popular terrorism organization, has said: “No one cares anymore. Remember the good old days, at the beginning of this century, when everybody…

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Funny story: ISIS suicide dog training camp raided

ISIS suicide dog training camp raided

A camp reported to be conducting the training of puppies, to enable them to carry out suicide bombing missions, has been raided by allied Special Forces. The camp, located in Northern Afghanistan, is understood to have been wiped out, with dozens...

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Funny story: Washington Post - "Remembers Softer Side of War"

Washington Post - "Remembers Softer Side of War"

WASHINGTON DC - It's often considered poor etiquette to "speak ill of the dead", and the staff of the Washington Post newspaper has gone the extra mile to show kindness when the Cold Hand of Death reached out on the field of battle. In this case, the...

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Funny story: Shamima Begum Arrives Back In UK On Fake Passport

Shamima Begum Arrives Back In UK On Fake Passport

Shamima Begum, the girl who left Bethnal Green in London in 2015 to join ISIS forces in Syria, when she was only 15 years old, and whose British citizenship was rescinded by the UK government, has arrived safely back in the country on a fake passport...

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Funny story: Trump imposes travel restrictions and tariffs on International Space Station crew

Trump imposes travel restrictions and tariffs on International Space Station crew

In a move that will further inflame diplomatic tensions, President Donald Trump has announced a series of travel and trade restrictions on crews on the International Space Station (ISS). Trump spoke from the 17th tee at his private golf course in...

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Funny story: ISIS Hires A Global PR Firm To Rebrand Its Image

ISIS Hires A Global PR Firm To Rebrand Its Image

ISIS enlisted a top public relations firm yesterday to help them achieve their long term propaganda goals in the hope of remaining relevant in a world inundated with other radical groups vying for the same terrorism headlines. "Allah told us to up...

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Funny story: ISIS finally concede . . . . . . . to having an HR department

ISIS finally concede . . . . . . . to having an HR department

In a shock development today, the Chief Executive of terror state ISIS, Mr Al A Whoakbarre announced that from September this year, ISIS will be adopting formal HR practices for everything it does. It appears that Mr Whoakbarre read in a book, on...

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Funny story: U.S. Intel: ISIS Sees Ally in Trump, GOP "They Are A Greater Threat To Americans Than Us"

U.S. Intel: ISIS Sees Ally in Trump, GOP "They Are A Greater Threat To Americans Than Us"

American intelligence sources say they have intercepted communications at the highest level between ISIS and other terrorist groups that see an alignment between the goals of their organizations and the policies of the Republican Party. The source...

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Funny story: ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly

ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly

Arabia - Hillary Clinton announced today that ISIS wants their money back for all the brown Toyota pickups they bought. Purchased with funds provided ISIL by Obama and funneled through the Clinton foundation money laundering scam, the trucks came wi...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Selling Tight Shoes

Donald Trump Is Selling Tight Shoes

Donald Trump, the Republican presidential nominee, is trying to sell a pair of extremely tight shoes to the nation. Angry people are buying these shoes saying they're sick and tired of politics as usual. They want a change. They'll buy into anything...

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Funny story: Trump Vows To Ban Arabic Numerals In Case They Have ISIS Sleeper Cell Ties

Trump Vows To Ban Arabic Numerals In Case They Have ISIS Sleeper Cell Ties

In anther appeal to anti-Islamic sentiment republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has stated that he intends to rid the country of Arabic numerals for security reasons. During one of his narcissistic tirades in the middle of a campaign spee...

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Funny story: Angie Merkel busted in Berlin!

Angie Merkel busted in Berlin!

Angie Merkel's CDU party was given a "right" royal bashing by "right" sided Nazi's dressed in sheep's clothing in Berlin on Sunday. It seems that the "right" side of life in Germany appears to be utilizing the dreadful, illegal immigrant situation in...

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Funny story: Trump Campaign Crows About Endorsement from ISIS President Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

Trump Campaign Crows About Endorsement from ISIS President Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

The President of the Islamic State issued a videotaped press release yesterday announcing the organization's new "Terrorists for Trump" campaign. Al-Baghdadi reminded the world that jihadism thrives on chaos, and thus Islam State leaders concluded t...

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Funny story: Media Escapes Angry Mob At Trump Event

Media Escapes Angry Mob At Trump Event

Today a woman wearing a hijab was ejected from a Trump rally. A hibab covers the head and is a symbol of dignity and modesty to a Muslim woman. In the West wearing it is optional for most. But Trump obviously associates it with ISIS and Al-Queda...

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Funny story: Jihadi John "would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids"

Jihadi John "would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids"

RAQQA, SYRIA - "Who'd have thought?" Jihadi John muttered to himself "that it'd end up like this." In the end it hadn't been a drone that had brought the man known only as Jihadi John, from West London but joined the so-called Islamic State in 2012,...

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