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Lurid Details Emerge In Siri, Watson Stalking Case.

Funny story: Lurid Details Emerge In Siri, Watson Stalking Case.

IBM's Watson has been accused by Apple's Siri of stalking and sexual harassment and her creators are seeking a multi-billion dollar judgement against IBM. After police refused to file charges in a bizarre and highly publicized case, Apple's Siri t...

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Fed Intentionally Trying to Maintain the American Dollar's Low Value Worldwide

Funny story: Fed Intentionally Trying to Maintain the American Dollar's Low Value Worldwide

While the American Economy struggles to regain its footing following the massive recession and credit crisis, the Fed seems to have their own agenda. Economists on Capitol hill have been expressing growing concerns over the budding economy. One f...

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IBM sells itself to self

From the moment the bell rang, the stock market went bananas. For days it had been rumored that IBM was up to something. For the entire week the stock reflected unusual activity. The volume had increased from its usual daily volume of 12 million to 1...

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IBM going the way of the T Rex?

Funny story: IBM going the way of the T Rex?

International Business Machinations (IBM) denied reports that it plans to lay off 100,000 of its employees after losses for each of the last 11 successive quarters. "We're in the money," CEO Ginni Romney (no relation, as far as can be determined,...

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America's Homeless Problem: The Final Solution

Funny story: America's Homeless Problem: The Final Solution

America's Homeless Problem: The Final Solution. By General Wolfgang Puck America Heritage Foundation. "We Offer Final Solutions To America's Problems." Every day there are over 3.5 million people in the United States that are homeless. Of course, many of them are hungry. As part of what is increasingly called the "war on the homeless" local governments and businesses are united in tryi...

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IBM Releases Superconducting Quantum Computer, Large Hadron Collider Engineers Experience First Boner

Funny story: IBM Releases Superconducting Quantum Computer, Large Hadron Collider Engineers Experience First Boner

Showing photographs of the recently developed superconducting processor, IBM announced plans for eventual release of their new Quantum Computer. Engineers and scientists at the Large Hadron Collider in Cern, Switzerland, showed a vividly clear inter...

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IBM develop World's First Brain Chip - UK Rioters given first Stocks

Funny story: IBM develop World's First Brain Chip - UK Rioters given first Stocks

London: Cameron stocks up with New IBM Brain Chip in his latest battle against the 'sick society' that plagues the UK inner cities. Government officials moved swiftly today to bring some hope to the UK's riot torn communities, following the announcement by IBM of The Worlds First Brain Chip. The processor, about the size of an ants unerect penis, mimics human brain patterns and can be impla...

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IBM Computer Watson Gets His Own Reality Show

Funny story: IBM Computer Watson Gets His Own Reality Show

Okay, he isn't a real person. But that didn't stop TV executives from giving him a reality show on the new Reality network. Called "I am the Smartest," the show will be filmed in NY and will feature folks from all walks of life attempting to s...

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Computer Beats Kids at Candy Land... Holy Terrorbytes, Batman!

Funny story: Computer Beats Kids at Candy Land... Holy Terrorbytes, Batman!

IBM is at it again. But this time their target for domination isn't aimed at nerdy trivia buffs or intimidating chess masters, its electronic jaws are chomping at the bit to take a megabyte out of sweet innocent little children. The big story in...

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IBM's Watson to Go on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here'

LONDON - Watson was being approached by Britain's ITV (locally known as the channel for low-brow or to watch when there's nothing on the BBC), to star on a new series of the 'hit' show. The show, which pits celebrities against each other to be the...

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IBM Computer Watson Turns into a Bully after "Jeopardy" Win

Funny story: IBM Computer Watson Turns into a Bully after "Jeopardy" Win

Watson may be a genius, but even geniuses don't always know how to behave. Reports are that Watson, after besting two champions on the game show "Jeopardy," turned out to be an obnoxious bully at the celebratory party after the match. Not...

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IBM Computer Watson, Florida Virtual Classrooms Ignite 'Virtual' Craze

Funny story: IBM Computer Watson, Florida Virtual Classrooms Ignite 'Virtual' Craze

Yep, everybody's doin' it. Going virtual, that is. There's the IBM computer, Watson, that beat out two former champs (real, not virtual) in a trial run of a "Jeopardy" competition. Then there are some Florida classrooms populated by computers,...

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Dr. Watson Says IBM Computer Stole His Name

Funny story: Dr. Watson Says IBM Computer Stole His Name

Sherlock Holmes is trying to calm Dr. Watson down. No luck. As the IBM computer Watson (the company says it's named for IBM founder Thomas J. Watson) gets a lot of attention in the news for appearing as a contestant on the TV show Jeopardy, Dr. Wa...

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Stocks Jump on Tech Sector News

Funny story: Stocks Jump on Tech Sector News

The New York Stock Exchange expects a firm jump in trading and tech sector growth based on early indicators from overseas markets, and weekend news from one technology leader announcing a new cell phone and personal computing platform. Engineers...

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IBM synthetic cat brain "going rogue"

Funny story: IBM synthetic cat brain "going rogue"

PORTLAND OR - According to my source, Mr. Watson, IBM (ittybitty machine corporation) has produced a computer program that is smarter than a cat. When they tested it using an IQ test, the cat failed completely, unable to even hold the pencil. The...

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Oracle to buy Sun, Will Then Sell Bits to HP

Funny story: Oracle to buy Sun, Will Then Sell Bits to HP

Following the revelation that IBM was considering buying the Sun, the negotiations have broken down and IBM has withdrawn from the purchase. However, enterprise software giant Oracle has jumped in on the act and has said it will now buy the Sun inst...

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IBM to buy Sun

Funny story: IBM to buy Sun

IBM are said to be in talks regarding a possible purchase of the Sun. The technology company sees the Sun as being essential for all life in the solar system, and therefore of great potential value. Sources suggest that IBM would look to develop...

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IBM Announces New Text and Image Processing Technology

Funny story: IBM Announces New Text and Image Processing Technology

Developed after months of customer design workshops, internal engineering and laboratory testing, IBM will be releasing the next generation of technology for word processing, graphics development, and text transmission. Based on the combination...

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