NEWARK, New Jersey - New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is probably feeling like the title to the Linda Ronstadt song "Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me." As if Pizza Gate, Hurricane Sandy Gate, and Bridge Gate weren't enough now comes word that two women wo...
NEWARK, New Jersey - The happy, rotund governor of New Jersey Chris Christie has been having a bit of a difficult time lately due to situations regarding that bridge lane closure mess, the Hurricane Sandy funds issue, and the missing 215 Butterball t...
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is negotiating a presidential pardon from President Barak Obama before Obama leaves office in 2016. As the drip, drip, drip of Christie's managerial practices are revealed: closing three lanes of the George Wash...
TRENTON, New Jersey - A reporter with American Spotlight Magazine has placed the spotlight smack dab on New Jersey's Governor Chris Christie. ASM's Cutter Shiloh said that he has inside information from an unnamed inside source that the governor o...
Manhattan, NY - Manhattan has been lighting up the Empire State Building for decades as a symbol of power and wealth but now some New Yorkers are getting mad. This week, Mayor Bloomberg unveiled a new and improved Empire State Building which has b...
Not wanting to come in second place to Hurricane Sandy in terms of financial ruination and victimization of the down-trodden, tax-hiccup H&R Block begins its two-pronged ritualized cozening of its clients with Emerald Advance AND their latest edu...
Manhattan, NY - After taking some heat for his handling of Super Storm Sandy, Mayor of New York City, Michael Bloomberg, opened up Central Park to displaced residents, allowing them to camp legally in certain sections of the park for the first time s...
Intrepid Reuters news reporters have uncovered that the immense Hurricane Sandy, so huge that it was dubbed 'The Perfect Storm', was actually a fabricated event. It appears that God created the mega storm for what to our eyes was a epochial effort to...
New Jersey - "And a further $10 million for each pound that stays off for the following year," is how the couple's spokesperson put it as the news broke that homeless post-Sandy New Jersey residents stand to benefit from millions of dollars in hurric...
Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault. 1) Browbeating Jersey Shore cast members and Jersey Mike's via Twitter isn't the same as actually helping fellow New Jerseyans. 2) I wish I was as motivated to be a community advocate and humanitarian even if there weren't flattened houses in my neighborhood. That's a character defect I intend to rectify. 3)...
New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg is being roundly criticized for permitting the New York Marathon to take place this weekend while millions of the city's citizens still suffer from hardships brought on by Hurricane Sandy. In an attempt to avoid...
Former head of FEMA Micheal D. Brown (Brownie as he is known to former President George W. Bush) delivered some harsh words about the Boy Scouts of America, just days after his recent remarks toward the Obama administration's response to Hurricane Sa...
BRIGANTINE, New Jersey - New Jersey Governor Chris Christie rode with President Obama in the official presidential helicopter Marine One. The two men took a tour of the devastation that Hurricane Sandy caused in Governor Christie's state. As th...
Donald Trump held a news conference this morning and targeted President Barack Obama and "Black Magic" as the reason for Hurricane Sandy. "Trump: "I have been trying to tell the people of America there is something very dark going on in the White...
STUBENVILLE, Ohio (ABSNN) - Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney responded to the devastation left in the wake of Hurricane Sandy by passing out emergency relief supplies in this mid-sized Ohio city today. Romney praised 47% of the American...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Representatives for both President Barack Obama and former Governor Mitt Romney have met and have agreed to postpone the presidential election from November 6, to December 4. Both Obama and Romney agreed to the change which was...
KETTERING, OH; Oct. 30, 2012 -- While former governor Mitt Romney and President Barack Obama have agreed to suspend campaigning activities in the wake of Hurricane Sandy, Romney is accusing Obama of not honoring the agreement, claiming that Obama's b...
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