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Funny story: Coronavirus Could Be With Us Forever, Says Former Basil Brush Companion Roy North

Coronavirus Could Be With Us Forever, Says Former Basil Brush Companion Roy North

The Coronavirus, Covid-19, which surfaced in the Chinese city of Wuhan earlier this year, is proving to be a formidable foe, may prove to be unvanquishable, and might be with us, amongst the human population forever. Boom! Boom! So says the actor…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Signs For Hull City

Lionel Messi Signs For Hull City

There was astonishment on a fairly grand scale in East Yorkshire this afternoon, as League One newboys Hull City announced that they had swooped to land the signature of Barcelona's wantaway Argentinian star, Lionel Messi. The Tigers were relegate…

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Funny story: Football Stadium To Become A Library

Football Stadium To Become A Library

It's been announced in the last few minutes that one of the teams relegated from the Championship to League One on the final day of last season, believe there is so little atmosphere at their stadium, that they intend to turn it into a public library…

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Funny story: Hull City Boss Grant McCann Assesses Team's Chances Of Success Next Season

Hull City Boss Grant McCann Assesses Team's Chances Of Success Next Season

It's been a disappointing few weeks for Hull City manager, Grant McCann. The Tigers were relegated to League One on Wednesday, after a 3-0 defeat at Cardiff, and eventually finished bottom of the table, propping it up. Since January, they manag…

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Funny story: Man Admits He Was Wrong About Football Team

Man Admits He Was Wrong About Football Team

A man who, during a telephone conversation with his mother back in February, made the solid assertion that their local football team already had enough points so that they could not possibly be relegated, has admitted that his confidence at that time…

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Funny story: Hull City Tea Lady Given The Boot

Hull City Tea Lady Given The Boot

Calls for the sacking of Hull City boss, Grant McCann, seem to have gone unheeded in the wake of the team's embarrassing 8-0 drubbing at the hands of Wigan Athletic on Tuesday night, but there was a rapid response in another direction, when Maureen t…

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Funny story: Hull City Boss Grant McCann: "We Were Better In Second Half"

Hull City Boss Grant McCann: "We Were Better In Second Half"

It was a difficult night for all connected with Hull City last night, as the Tigers bumbled, stumbled, and tumbled to an extraordinary 8-0 defeat at the hands of fellow-strugglers, Wigan Athletic, but boss, Grant McCann was still able to pick a posit…

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Funny story: Housemartins Rename Iconic Album After Hull City's Midweek Win

Housemartins Rename Iconic Album After Hull City's Midweek Win

The Housemartins, the now-defunct Hull pop band responsible for the iconic album 'London 0 Hull 4', have renamed - and will re-release - the disc from today, as a tribute to their heroes, Hull City. The Tigers were in action in midweek, against pr...

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Funny story: West Brom Fans Disrespectful To Fallen War Heroes

West Brom Fans Disrespectful To Fallen War Heroes

Remembrance Day is the day when those who perished in battle are honoured with a celebration of their bravery, and recognition of the price they paid for our freedom. We should observe it, each in our own way, but, ideally, not in the way some sectio...

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Funny story: Subbuteo Football Player Sustains Career-Threatening Injury

Subbuteo Football Player Sustains Career-Threatening Injury

FLASHBACK ON THIS DAY 45 YEARS AGO A talented footballer's career is hanging in the balance this evening, after a horror injury that will rule him out for at least the rest of the season, and possibly the rest of his life. Number 9 was playi...

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Funny story: Nobody Turns Up To Watch Hull City v. Stoke City Match

Nobody Turns Up To Watch Hull City v. Stoke City Match

It's a sad fact that, for many football clubs, attendances are in decline, but nothing had prepared the management of one Championship team for what was in store for them yesterday, when ABSOLUTELY NOBODY turned up to watch Hull City take on Stoke Ci...

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Funny story: Newspaper Makes Racist Gaffe

Newspaper Makes Racist Gaffe

There was controversy in East Yorkshire this morning when local newspaper, The Hull Daily Mail, made a terrible howler when reporting on injured Hull City defender Moses Odubajo. The 'newspaper', its 'almost-correctness' almost legendary, was cove...

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Funny story: Hull City Fans In New Protest

Hull City Fans In New Protest

Hull City supporters, angry at the lack of investment in the club by its owners, which has resulted in a shortage of available players from which new manager Marco Silva can select, have organised a new protest. The fans attending Saturday's home...

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Funny story: Hull City FA Cup Semi-Final Victory Down To Hull Man's Beard - Claim

Hull City FA Cup Semi-Final Victory Down To Hull Man's Beard - Claim

The outcome of the exciting FA Cup Semi-Final tie between Premier League Hull City and their Yorkshire rivals Sheffield United on Sunday was due almost entirely to a Hull man's beard, according to a claim made this morning. The astonishing claim w...

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Funny story: Crystal Palace first team to be relegated from the Premier League

Crystal Palace first team to be relegated from the Premier League

After a tough grueling pre-season, newly promoted play-off winners Crystal Palace have become the first team to be relegated from the Premier League - without playing a game. The relegation was confirmed by every single newspaper columnist making...

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Funny story: Hull City Warned By Steve Bruce About Complacency

Hull City Warned By Steve Bruce About Complacency

Hull City boss Steve Bruce has warned his players not to be complacent after they were pitched against Chelsea on the opening day of the new Premier League season. Bruce told his team that they should be wary, and exercise a degree of caution when...

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Funny story: Ship hits the fan in Humberside

Ship hits the fan in Humberside

A ship steaming into the Humber estuary struck a football fan as he was trying to swim across the river on Saturday. Todd Zarus (41), a life-long Hull City supporter, was aiming to watch the Tigers play against Scunthorpe United. "I'd just mis...

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