VENICE BEACH, California – (Sports Satire) – In the ‘It’s So Sad Department’, the once-great WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan is no longer a hulk. According to Hogan’s dentist, Dr. Marzo Glittyhop, the once-world-renowned wrestler, whose wrestling weight…
Tampa, FL - WWF Wrestling star, Hulk Hogan, was awarded a vein-popping monetary settlement of more than $100 million dollars, with celebrity news website, Gawker, for showing a thrity-second video of The Hulkamaniac naked-wrestling his buddy's wife.
After reported news was released that Hulk Hogan has been banished from all WWE folklore for being "a bit racist," his agent and PR company has officially released that he is to run for the Republican Presidential candidate nomination. "We feel li...
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are actually women and are not men at all, and both came kicking and screaming into this world with feminine genitals, a NASA senior medical doctor discovered late last week. NASA, which does inte...
After a skull-thonking chair slam to his head, the Hulkster stunned the arena by reciting T.S.Eliot's "The Waste Land." Though the crowd seemed to be getting into the esoteric allusions, a ring-side wag interrupted the "Game of Chess" segment by scre...
LAS VEGAS - Hulk Hogan, who is known as The Brett Favre of Wrestling, has just announced that he will be coming out of retirement again and returning to the wrestling ring. The Hulkster, whose real name is Terry Bollea, spoke to Hercules Confetti...
The winter may be peak season for wrestling bouts, but there is no point in taking anti-biotics to strengthen the holds that wrestlers use on their opponents. Indeed, say experts, free from anti-biotics, wrestlers with a rasping cough and a belter...
INDIANAPOLIS - Terry Bollea, better known as Hulk Hogan, was in Indianapolis at The One Gadzillion Books Bookstore signing copies of his latest book Me & Rocky III. Afterwards he was asked by the book store's manager, Pirrelo Slimpike, about t...
CHICAGO - One of the world's most famous wrestlers Hulk Hogan was in the Windy City on a book signing tour. The man whose real name is Terry Bollea was signing his brand new book at The Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover Book Store. Hogan's latest...
Reese Witherspoon was enjoying her lunch at Mcdonald's yesterday morning, when a masked man with a water gun demanded cash from the register. Before the employee could move, Reese jumped into action and karate chopped the masked man and than put him...
The Queen was said to be 'most excited' today as she welcomed some guests to her Buckingham Palace home. But these guests were not dukes and earls - they were the wrestling stars of WWE. In an attempt to boost the royal coffers to finance her Diam...
PLACENTIA, California - Former wrestling champion Hulk Hogan recently took a tour of the world's largest pickle factory The I Got Your Pickle Factory which is located in Placentia. (Terry) Bollea, Hulk Hogan's real name was really enjoying all of...
LOS ANGELES - The star of the Twilight series is finally realizing his all-time desire and that is to star in a wrestling movie. Rob Pattinson said that as a kid he grew up watching old television wrestling videos and cheering on such childhood st...
SAN FRANCISCO - Former wrestling champion Hulk Hogan was in San Francisco attending a Former Stars of Wrestling Convention. He was asked by a reporter for The Left Coast Tabloid newspaper about the recent allegations that he had been involved in s...
MISSOULA, Montana - Hulk Hogan was in Missoula where he had been named the Grand Marshal of The 97th Annual Missoula Buffalo Branding and Denutting Festival and Parade. Hogan, AKA Terry Bollea, who was dressed in a yellow and red tuxedo, stood out...
CLEARWATER, Florida - It is being reported that Terry Gene Bollea, better known as wrestler Hulk Hogan, is literally fit to be tied. It seems that the Hulkster has just been informed that his ex-wife, Linda has announced that she will be marrying...
LOS ANGELES - Former wrestling great and now wrestling semi-has been Hulk Hogan has agreed to star in the Bellanino Terranini film, in association with Bungalow Pictures The Richard Simmons Story. Hogan was asked by Barbara Walters why in the worl...
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