BIRTHDAY SUIT, California – (Satire News) – The most famous nude resort in the nation has just been sold for an amazing $37.4 million. Rancho Genitalia, which is located just north of Tarzana, was originally built in April of 2013, by Playboy Mag…
HEADLINES KIM KARDASHIAN ROCKED UP TO RIHANNA'S FIRST DIAMOND BALL BENEFIT IN A PLUNGING LEOTARD WITH MESH NETTING. Friends say this is a radical departure for her. Kim has also been made an offer by Air Canada to model her bum for new hot air balloon. MOTHER OF NINETEEN CHILDREN VOWS "NEVER TO GET PREGNANT AGAIN". FRANK BRUNO GIVEN ALL CLEAR BY DOCTORS TO RESUME BOXING... BUT MAY HAVE T...
America woke up this morning to the news that their global sex guru Hugh Hefner had passed away. It is not so much the fact of his passing, for he was approaching his 89th birthday on April... but the manner. Our reporter for "U2R-FKD" followed the story. His housemaid for this month Eileen Dover who wishes to be known simply as "Miss February" broke the news. "Well, I went up to his bedroom as...
Last night, Satan's New Year Address 2015, held as usual in rooms beneath the House of Commons England was hugely attended. Present were all the Grand Masters of the leading Masonic Lodges worldwide, Pope Francis, the Royal Family of England, leading...
Former Girl of the Playboy Mansion Kendra Wilkinson has been telling her "I'm a Celeb" mates about her time as Hef's girlfriend. She told her jungle pals that sex with Hef wasn't obligatory and that the girls had a choice, but that "they did tend...
SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus performed before a sold-out crowd at San Francisco's Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum. She thanked the audience for being there and said that the twerking injury she had received at a West Hollywood night club was not enough to...
SACRAMENTO - The state of California acting on the concerns of thousands of its citizens has decided to take a step towards earthquake prevention. The Golden State has hired one of the world's leading earthquake preventers Hyderpindi Peshgooli, 57...
DALLAS - The owner of the NBA Dallas Mavericks says that he's as happy as a puppy with two winkys. Mark Cuban, who also stars on the TV show Shark Tank, told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that he has just purchased a Viagra Pill fa...
HOLLYWOOD - Billionaire mogul Hugh Hefner, who made his money off of gorgeously sexy naked women, has just informed the news media that he wants to buy an airline. Hefner, stated "Not just any airline mind you. I want to buy the Aspen-based Happy...
CHICAGO - Playboy Corporation mogul Hugh Hefner has offered the stunning blonde prime minister of Denmark, Helle Thorning-Schmidt $1.8 million to appear in a nude layout in his magazine. Hefner spoke with reporters and stated that he knows that th...
NEW YORK CITY - Larry King recently purchased a Viagra factory located in Altoona, Pennsylvania. He just announced on his television talk show The Viagra View that he has sold it to Playboy Magazine mogul Hugh Hefner who is 87. King told his co...
HOLMBY HILLS, California - Hugh Hefner, who is 87, has just announced that he plans to sell his California Playboy Mansion and build a new, bigger one in Denver, Colorado. The Playboy Magazine mogul told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that...
LOS ANGELES - The head of Playboy Magazine, Hugh Hefner has stated that his readers will not be seeing Miley Cyrus in the glossy pages of Playboy anytime soon; if ever at all. The men's magazine mogul told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Miss Cyrus, thou...
HOLMBY HILLS - Hugh Hefner has just let the American news media know that he received an email from North Korea's Kim Jong Un. The North Korean leader expressed a desire to visit California and tour the world famous Playboy Mansion. Hefner said...
In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...
CHICAGO, IL - Christie Hefner, Hugh's daughter and president and CEO now that her father, the magazine's founder and publisher emeritus, is encumbered by his having to wear Depends diapers for adults to avoid embarrassing accidents, announced during...
HOLMBY HILLS, California - Simon Cowell, alias The Sultan of Sarcasm and owner of X-Factor has just said that he is in the market for a brand new home. Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Cowell was recently given a personal tour of the Playbo...
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