Augusta, GA - Michaele Salahi, the female half of the White House Crasher Couple, has joined the chorus of women claiming to have had an affair with Tiger Woods. Wood's marital infidelities came to light after he crashed his car on his street at two...
Austin, TX - During a stunning display of driving ability this afternoon, James F. Harrison pulled into a convenience store parking lot and parked his 2004 Ford F-150 safely in a parking space, missing the convenience store itself by a good 15 feet.
Hudson River, NY - (Flybynight Mess): Sightseers on a guided tour of the fabled Chesley B Sullenberger Maneuver flightpath over the Hudson got a massive shock today. Their Fliberty Tours Eurocopter AS 350 chopper crashed head on into a Piper PA-3...
NEW YORK CITY - New York Yankee super star A-Rod has confided to close friends that Kate Hudson is the best girlfriend that he has ever had. The Yankee star said that Kate constantly keeps him laughing with her jokes about OctuMom, Oprah Winfrey,...
Kate Hudson was spotted making out with Yankees star Alex Rodriguez aka A-Rod, according to some late leaving fans who told the New York Parade. "We saw Kate Hudson at Yankee Stadium in the stands earlier and a bartender was asking patrons not to...
After Captain "Sully" Sullenberger's amazing landing in the Hudson River earlier this year, he has been on every news network and several talk shows plus there's even talk of a book and/or movie. Many were afraid that several more pilots would try...
Less than a month after a successful water landing trial on the Hudson River using one of its Airbus A320s, US Airways today announced twice-daily non-stop flights from Charlotte directly to downtown New York City. "You can't get any closer airli...
New information out of Boston today regarding the crash of an US Airways jet piloted by the now famous Captain "Sully" Sullenberger. He was the pilot who successfully landed the powerless airliner in the Hudson Bay without any deaths or major injurie...
Darwin - (Pigs-Might-Fly Mess): "A cheap copycat stunt!" That was Hudson River hero pilot Chesley B Sullenberger's dismissal of an Australian Piper Chieftain pilot's miraculous water landing in Darwin Harbor today. Pilot Steve Bolle's emergency me...
Tampa, FL-Last Sunday evening the NFL honored the crew of US Air flight 1549 at the Super Bowl just prior to kickoff. The heroes responsible for landing the Airbus A320 jetliner on the icy Hudson River without one casualty were given a loud ovation f...
PENSACOLA, Florida - U.S. Airways has just informed CNN that they will be selling their A-320 Airbus Plane, which crash landed in the Hudson River to Trans Cuban Airways. U.S. Airways Vice President in Charge of Sales, Mandy McNulty said that the...
MIAMI, Florida - Mardi Gras Cruise Lines has just announced that it has hired U.S. Airways pilot Chesley Sullenberger. Sullenberger, 58, nicknamed 'The Lucky Old Gray-Headed Guy,' gained world-wide fame as the pilot who landed his engine-less A-32...
Molly Lancaster says she's the luckiest woman in the world! She was on the U.S. Airways flight that crashed into New York's Hudson River recently, but she wasn't worried because she's like the proverbial cat with nine lives - and the plane crash w...
An official of PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, has announced that the Canadian geese who were sucked into the engines of US Airways, Flight 1549, were not only the real heroes, but martyrs. Mr. R-rrrr-robert "Bow-Wow" Barker, Pres...
Today betting company Mafiola paid out the sum of $410 million to an American gambler, who had bet one dollar on an almost impossibly unlikely accumulator bet. At Christmas he had bet that in one week in January the following would all happen - Os...
Yellow feathers found in the engines of the US airways flight that transformed itself into the first Hudson River Cruise ship suggest that PBS's Sesame Street star Big Bird may have been the cause or innocent victim of the airline crash. Public t...
WASHINGTON DC (AP Newsliar) - The parade for Barack Obama's inauguration as 44th president crash landed into the Hudson River today, sending all 10,000+ participants fleeing for safety from the icy waters and startling thousands of New Yorkers who ha...
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