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Funny story: Chris Matthews Interviews Howard Dean, But Viewers Aren't Sure!

Chris Matthews Interviews Howard Dean, But Viewers Aren't Sure!

Rutledge,VT/ News from Suburban NY CNBC's incessant talking head, known as 'Howdy Doody" by his detractors, took on former VT. Governor, and DNC Chairman Howard Dean in a post mortem discussion of the disastrous Massachusetts election which all but blew the Obama agenda off the US map. Dean, the Vermont Governor for 5 two year terms, credited with balancing the budget 11 times and reducing...

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Funny story: WHBO Sanctions First Bout

WHBO Sanctions First Bout

Washington D.C. - The newly created WHBO (White House Boxing Office) has sanctioned its first fight between Rahm Emmanuel and Howard Dean on March 5, 2009. President Obama okay'd the bout this morning, despite rumors that he is going ahead with appoi...

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Funny story: A Plea from Howard Dean to American Citizens

A Plea from Howard Dean to American Citizens

Dear Mr/Mrs,...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Back On Her Meds; Concedes to Obama

Hillary Clinton Back On Her Meds; Concedes to Obama

(Washington D.C.) - Facing a revolution from her supporters in Congress, Senator Hillary Clinton today, reportedly "tanked to the gills" on Xanax, managed to finally concede the Democratic Presidential Nomination to Illinois Senator Barack...

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Funny story: Desperate Mitt Romney Makes Fatal Error, Screams Like Howard Dean

Desperate Mitt Romney Makes Fatal Error, Screams Like Howard Dean

M'ass-a-hurts, Massachusetts (LDS Church Gazette) - Following news of big wins in North Dakota and other states that "really don't matter", GOP presidential hopeful Mitt Romney went ballistic in front of microphones during a press c...

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Funny story: Democrats and Republicans Agree on National Primary Day

Democrats and Republicans Agree on National Primary Day

WASHINGTON - The chairmen of the Democratic and Republican parties announced today an agreement in which both parties would hold nationwide primary elections on the same day. At a news conference held in the restroom of a popular Georgetown bar, Demo...

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Funny story: Obama Makes Another Speech Blunder That Echoes Party's Current Woes

Obama Makes Another Speech Blunder That Echoes Party's Current Woes

Two weeks ago, he wanted to sit down for tea with his country's enemies. Last week, he was willing to go in and bomb their friends and allies. In his latest example of foot in mouth disease, Illinois freshman Senator and Democratic Presidential...

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Funny story: Bush Combats Critics, Pimps Wife and Mother

Bush Combats Critics, Pimps Wife and Mother

Commander in Chief and War President George Bush stood up to his critics in the post-Katrina firestorm by putting his mother and wife on the streets this week. Calling comments by rapper Kanye West and Democratic chairman Howard Dean "disgusting", th...

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Funny story: Bush elected as Chairman of DNC

Bush elected as Chairman of DNC

Wadington (Spoof International News) Howard Dean was today defeated in his bid to become Chairman of the Democratic National Committee by none other than the write-in candidate, George W. Bush.

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Funny story: Howard Deans Opens Primal Scream Clinic

Howard Deans Opens Primal Scream Clinic

Howard Dean, the former governor of Vermont and embarrassing Democratic candidate for president, recently opened the Howard Dean Primal Scream Therapy Clinic in Burlington, Vt. The man who actually thought he had a chance at president found himself...

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Funny story: Howard Dean To Star As Hellboy

Howard Dean To Star As Hellboy

After dropping out of the race for president last month, former Vermont governor Howard Dean is once again in the news-this time campaigning for his new film, Hellboy.

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Funny story: AFSCME Dumps Dean

AFSCME Dumps Dean

In a move that stunned absolutely no one, American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees Union President Gerald McEntee has announced that AFSCME has pulled its endorsement of former Vermont Governor Howard Dean's presidential campaign.

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Funny story: Howard Dean Bigs Himself Up

Howard Dean Bigs Himself Up

Democratic Presidential hopeful Howard Dean inflated has himself to thrice the size of a hippo in a desperate attempt to win favour with the voters of New Hampshire.

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Funny story: Howard Dean Is Calm And Rational

Howard Dean Is Calm And Rational

In a new campaign strategy move, Howard Dean is now presenting himself as a sane and normal person.

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